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Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

Another graphic showing second choices for supporters of the drop-outs:



I'm genuinely surprised there are so many Jeb supporters who named Trump as their second choice.

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Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

H5N1 posted:

Guys, better buckle up...for Kasich!

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



This is the happiest Ive been in weeks.

gently caress Bush.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Wait did Carson also drop out

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Cabinet posted:

America.



Jeb.

The lack of an exclamation point connotes the sad acceptance of reality.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

H5N1 posted:

Guys, better buckle up...for Kasich!
What happened to being so excited about the Jeb! campaign?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Goodbye Skinner.

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bowser
Apr 7, 2007


It's striking how much more he resembles W without the glasses.

dimebag dinkman
Feb 20, 2003

wait, did you say the bush dynasty or the handy nasty

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

LowellDND posted:

This is the happiest Ive been in weeks.

gently caress Bush.

Precisely 2 weeks since Scalia's bloated corpse released its bowels into million thread count silk resort sheets

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

Another graphic showing second choices for supporters of the drop-outs:


It appears there wrench in the works for Rubio, and its name is Kasich.

ahahahahahahahahahaha

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Recycle Bin posted:

For sale: guacamole bowls. Never used.

You mean, used once.

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009


lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Cabinet posted:

Wait did Carson also drop out

Nope. He gave a speech and said "this is only the beginning". He's still got $3m in the bank. Scampaign gonna scampaign.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Cabinet posted:

Wait did Carson also drop out

No. IN fact he called the idea crazy and insisted he was just starting.

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Friend Ben and Kasich staying in this thing long enough to hand it to Trump beyond a shadow of a doubt is the gift that keeps on giving.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Holy poo poo lmao

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Celador posted:

gently caress JEB. gently caress the entire Bush family.

LowellDND posted:

This is the happiest Ive been in weeks.

gently caress Bush.

Yeah!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Unfortunately, we haven't seen the last of the Bush family, I fear. Get pumped for George P. 2028.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Dapper Dan posted:

huffington post status: super triggered



theyve had that little tantrum at the end of every article about TURMP. it is an organization by, for, and of infants

Guy Montag
Jun 24, 2005

Joementum posted:

Unfortunately, we haven't seen the last of the Bush family, I fear. Get pumped for George P. 2028.

Yeah but are they gonna burn their guy on what will probably be a run against an incumbent?

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?
I want to see photos of the donors' faces at the exact moment they realized that millions of their dollars have essentially just been lit on fire.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/701197695382376452

(Tiffany deleted her tweet of support after Jeb! dropped out)

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


George P. has to do at least a couple terms as gov of Texas before he runs

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Guy Montag posted:

Yeah but are they gonna burn their guy on what will probably be a run against an incumbent?

Kayne will be ready.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


can't see the tweet but she's with a horse in her profile pic so that says enough

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Neeksy posted:

I want to see photos of the donors' faces at the exact moment they realized that millions of their dollars have essentially just been lit on fire.

http://www.manningface.com/

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

Aliquid posted:

can't see the tweet but she's with a horse in her profile pic so that says enough

Cuz she deleted it after he dropped out lol

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

"We're about to get into the Bundy Ranch part of the electorate" - Rachel Maddow

lol

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

FourLeaf posted:

https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/701197695382376452

(Tiffany deleted her tweet of support after Jeb! dropped out)
Her profile says she hates "Cold Play" so it makes sense she'd kick that beta nerd to the curb.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
2008 Iowa Turnout

Dems - 227,000
GOP - 120,000

2016 Iowa Turnout

Dems - 171,000
GOP - 187,000

=======================

2008 New Hampshire Turnout

Dems - 288,000
GOP - 239,000

2016 New Hampshire Turnout

Dems - 247,000
GOP - 284,000

=======================

2008 South Carolina Primary

Dems - 532,000
GOP - 446,000

2016 South Carolina Primary

Dems - ???
GOP - 733,204


WE. ARE. ENERGIZED!!!

We are going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

Cygna
Mar 6, 2009

The ghost of a god is no man.
I honestly, sincerely thought Jeb was going to pull a Budd Dwyer while he was up on stage. I was on the edge of my seat, wondering if I was going to watch a man die. Why else would his speech be so fatalistic? Why else would he have bought that gun?? This thread has gotten to me.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Blue Raider posted:

theyve had that little tantrum at the end of every article about TURMP. it is an organization by, for, and of infants

These are the people who think that somebody who can walk into South Carolina, get into a fight with the Pope, say George W. Bush did 9/11 on national TV, still win the primary there by nearly 75000 votes, and lose a debate against Hillary Clinton.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Ratspeaker posted:

I honestly, sincerely thought Jeb was going to pull a Budd Dwyer while he was up on stage. I was on the edge of my seat, wondering if I was going to watch a man die. Why else would his speech be so fatalistic? Why else would he have bought that gun?? This thread has gotten to me.

chekhov fuckin' pissed rn

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

ascii genitals posted:





we're in a 3-5 person race here people.

Carson's only not going anywhere because, like Mr. Magoo, he just keeps dodging the hook when it tries to pull him off the stage.

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Cabinet posted:

Wait did Carson also drop out

According to the Cruz campaign? Yes... probably.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

These are the people who think that somebody who can walk into South Carolina, get into a fight with the Pope, say George W. Bush did 9/11 on national TV, still win the primary there by nearly 75000 votes, and lose a debate against Hillary Clinton.

their asses have been super chapped lately because they want to like sanders, they do like sanders, but they just cant help but back clinton because *~woman

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

Aliquid posted:

"We're about to get into the Bundy Ranch part of the electorate" - Rachel Maddow

lol

Bundy Ranch people are not gonna be voting for Marco

they're going for Trump all the way

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Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Joementum posted:

Unfortunately, we haven't seen the last of the Bush family, I fear. Get pumped for George P. 2028.

Jeb's burned through a lot of money from longtime family supporters. Are any of them still going to be alive in 2028? P going to have to build a whole new network of donors and a whole new identity if he wants to have a future in politics.

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