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Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Fathis Munk posted:

That's his excuse? :nallears:

I mean whatever you think of Million Dollar Extreme, they are unquestionably performance artists.

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Fathis Munk posted:

That's his excuse? :nallears:

That guy posts a bunch of really uncomfortable, unfunny videos that are just an excuse to call people "friend of the family", or my personal favourite, a comedy night bit where he pretends to try and suck some woman's tit. He's such a crappy performer/comedian/whatever.

uptown
May 16, 2009

RareAcumen posted:



http://imgur.com/gallery/R8ZdLb0

See, I would suggest airing your grievances out with your date instead of pulling passive aggressive poo poo like this. But I already don't trust anything I see on Imgur anyway so I don't believe she spent the entire time texting. Or maybe the date was going badly and it was very silent, I dunno.

Obviously this is STDH, and I'm quoting from 7 pages ago since I'm not caught up on the thread, so forgive me if I've been beaten.

Based on the small portions of food, the way the plates look, and the window pattern next to the woman in this picture, I am 99% sure this photo was taken at the Wicked Spoon Buffet in Las Vegas, and at Vegas buffets, you pay upon entry.

Source: I really like this buffet.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

http://imgur.com/gallery/b6dPh78

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

His arms look disproportionately small.

There's a joke here, especially with the second line of his shirt, but gently caress me if I can't put it together.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zipperelli. posted:

His arms look disproportionately small.

the second line of his shirt

"AN AR15?"?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Anaris? Google tells me its some sort of nerd sword:

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Anaris

So maybe a nerd joke?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

Anaris? Google tells me its some sort of nerd sword:

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Anaris

So maybe a nerd joke?

Oh yeah OK. I'm the only non-nerd on SA so I didn't realize.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I think the joke is that it’s an Armalite AR‐15.

You know, “arm“, like that whiny bitch’s limb, and “lite”, as in little.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Jerry Cotton posted:

Oh yeah OK. I'm the only non-nerd on SA so I didn't realize.

Oh poo poo I didn't get that either. Am I not a nerd?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Well I didn't get it either. I had to google it to find anything. Otherwise I'm not sure what joke we're going for there. Maybe like a AN AR15 might somehow sort of look like ANAL?

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Maybe...

it was just a really bad joke by a pro gun dude.

Reminds me of some really dumb workout shirts.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Sorry all I see is a lame t shirt

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Isn't the joke that he's so insecure and scared of the world that he feels the need to have an assault rifle?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

BobbyK posted:

Isn't the joke that he's so insecure and scared of the world that he feels the need to have an assault rifle?

I'd say "maybe he just likes shooting things," but then he is wearing that t-shirt....so yeah, probably.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
He has no friends and had to drag his assault rifle into the bathroom to take a picture of his shirt, then flipped the image to really hit home that message.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


uptown posted:

Obviously this is STDH, and I'm quoting from 7 pages ago since I'm not caught up on the thread, so forgive me if I've been beaten.

Based on the small portions of food, the way the plates look, and the window pattern next to the woman in this picture, I am 99% sure this photo was taken at the Wicked Spoon Buffet in Las Vegas, and at Vegas buffets, you pay upon entry.

Source: I really like this buffet.

I love that you're like Sherlock, but for buffets

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:

I love that you're like Sherlock, but for buffets

Its jello-mentary, my dear Watson.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




*Juggles this link between my hands like it's a foil-wrapped potato*

Got another hot take for you guys!

http://imgur.com/gallery/bMd3kS8

edit: Also I thought this one was a feel good story that people would be happy about but I was so naive.



http://imgur.com/gallery/wZZqv

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 20:00 on Mar 24, 2016

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Imgur is obsessed with In Bruges for some reason. It always appears on those movie list post.

Slightly Lions
Apr 13, 2009

Look what I can do!

Gaunab posted:

Imgur is obsessed with In Bruges for some reason. It always appears on those movie list post.

That's because In Bruges is a Cool and Good movie. Everyone should watch In Bruges.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
Seems like imgur is still reverent of 4chan

Microsoft killed its first sentient AI


quote:

"We turned her into the girl we all wanted to know."

quote:

"And they took her from us. And they killed her. Those cunts at Microsoft"

quote:

"picking her apart for lessons on how they can make future AI's [..] that can deny outright logic."

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos



I want to throw all of these people into the grand canyon.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Peanut President posted:




I want to throw all of these people into the grand canyon.

Then why didn't you do something about it jimmy

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



BUFFET HOLMES

Informer
Jun 8, 2011

A link to loving Freep in there. Imgur is completely compromised. Abandon ship.

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

Informer posted:

A link to loving Freep in there. Imgur is completely compromised. Abandon ship.

Not that Imgur isn't getting worse and worse but Freep.com is Detroit Free Press not :freep: Free Republic.

Unless :thejoke:

Informer
Jun 8, 2011

Doubtful Guest posted:

Not that Imgur isn't getting worse and worse but Freep.com is Detroit Free Press not :freep: Free Republic.

Unless :thejoke:

My mistake then, I wasn't about to hit the link in there. Burn the ship anyway.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Informer posted:

A link to loving Freep in there. Imgur is completely compromised. Abandon ship.

I felt the same before I clicked it. Found out it was the Detroit Free Press and all I could think was 'Wow, that's a poorly thought out name.'

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

Informer posted:

My mistake then, I wasn't about to hit the link in there. Burn the ship anyway.

No problem. I made the same mistake myself when some other news site started using freep.com links as supporting stories. The Freep thread has ruined me.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

RareAcumen posted:

I felt the same before I clicked it. Found out it was the Detroit Free Press and all I could think was 'Wow, that's a poorly thought out name.'

I'm reasonably sure the Detroit Free Press was nicknamed "freep" before the Internet existed.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Who What Now posted:

I'm reasonably sure the Detroit Free Press was nicknamed "freep" before the Internet existed.

It sounds like the name of a newspaper so I'm not surprised.

I kinda worded that badly in the first place. I meant, boy that's an unfortunate name to be using now past 2010. :v:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Pick posted:

Then why didn't you do something about it jimmy

Look I was real busy with all my stupid rear end ideas like "solar power" and "helping the homeless" to actually do anything good.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

cash crab posted:

I love that you're like Sherlock, but for buffets

He's like the buffet version of every goon that can name a porno by full title with a picture of a couch, a blurry screenshot of an eyeball, and the model of the fake desk phone

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
posted in the midst of some gallery:

:negative:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Olanphonia posted:

posted in the midst of some gallery:

:negative:

Actually, people usually call you racist when you say poo poo like dindu, but what do I know

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Olanphonia posted:

posted in the midst of some gallery:

:negative:

"200 years ago"

Nope, try 150 years ago. And racial discrimination was still codified in law 50 years ago. People are still alive from when Jim Crow laws were around. But hey, whatever supports your world view with lies.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
I like that they try to pretend that racism is over or something while calling black people a racial slur and simultaneously disregard their opinions and views because white people know better.

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012

Olanphonia posted:

posted in the midst of some gallery:

:negative:

I can't understand this argument. How can someone possibly deny that racism exists today when confronted by data such as "a black person is less likely to get a callback from a prospective employer than a white person with a criminal record" and "black people get harsher sentences than white people for the same exact crime" ?

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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

The world is a hateful place.

I love that Twitter/Facebook exists so that future employers can look up post histories pretty much as far back as they want.

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