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Nobody who isn't a software janitor or mechanical/electrical janitor cares about your loving titles. Go have your slap fight in a thread about job titles.
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Marenghi posted:I wouldn't say all software jockeys aren't engineers. I've worked alongside software engineers who've developed the code for embedded systems as part of multidiscipline teams. That's definitely closer to engineering than writing a fart app. One of my previous jobs involved working with a firmware team on an embedded health-tech device (similar to a fitbit). Jesus was their code terrible. It was a massive effort to get them to use Git, let alone think about writing unit tests or do pull requests with any sort of code review. Instead it was a lot of "oh I guess this doesn't work because I stayed up until 2 AM writing this so it's bad, LOL". Total nightmare trying to actually use the device for scientific studies...
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 00:41 |
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Day Man posted:Nobody who isn't a software janitor or mechanical/electrical janitor cares about your loving titles. Go have your slap fight in a thread about job titles. It's amazing how every thread about the software industry or IT is guaranteed to devolve into a dumb status-obsessed brawl over whose undergrad degree was harder. In topical news, a Nest employee on the Nest subreddit says the company is circling the drain: quote:As a Nest engineer, I won't say any numbers that aren't public, but this company is already on deathwatch. Once that happens, most people will quickly have shiny paperweights because it's a constant firefight keeping these systems up. We have $340M in revenue, not profit, against a ~$500M budget. No new products since the purchase, and sales/growth numbers are dire. Our budget deal expires soon, and all the good engineers on my teams have discreetly indicated they are going to flee once their golden handcuffs unlock (many have already left despite sacrificing a lot of money to do so). Honestly, who the gently caress actually needed a fancy thermostat that connected to the internet to begin with? Not enough people apparently!
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Rhesus Pieces posted:Honestly, who the gently caress actually needed a fancy thermostat that connected to the internet to begin with? Not enough people apparently! What will Google / Alphabet do? Divest like with the creepy robot dog company?
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 01:55 |
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Aliquid posted:i have a friend who makes $200k/yr as a "client support engineer" so it's probably time to dehumanize yourself and face to
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 02:11 |
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Probably just close it down as a failed purchase. (I have no inside information.) If it's really broken, probably cheaper to just shut it down. Related news: DropCam founder says Next management sucks. (Next bought DropCam.) e: Wow, the Nest acquisition looks bad. https://www.theinformation.com/inside-tony-fadells-struggle-to-build-nest quote:At a November all-hands meeting for engineers at Nest’s Palo Alto, Calif., headquarters, co-founder Matt Rogers said he was “losing sleep” over an exodus of staffers—roughly 70 in about six to 12 months, out of its workforce of roughly 1,000. quote:Nest generated about $340 million in sales last year, according to three people with knowledge of the matter. That’s an impressive figure for a company in the very nascent market of Internet-connected devices. Arsenic Lupin fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Apr 5, 2016 |
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Being in a hardware start-up is terrifying. It's difficult to make the thing, way harder to ship the thing, the market is way more fickle, and your up-front costs (loving injection molding? fabrication?) are massive. And if anything is broke, your loop for fixing it is slow and might throw off your shipping schedule. And if you make anything good, Apple is just going to put a few million into making something just like it but better and will eat your lunch within 2 years.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 04:21 |
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It's even worse if you have a successful Kickstarter, since that commits you to a hard deadline, plus you have to fulfill all your Kickstarter orders before you get any new revenue from selling the thing. It's like a loan that becomes due at the worst possible time.
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Aliquid posted:i have a friend who makes $200k/yr as a "client support engineer" so it's probably time to dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed Yeah, my official title is "Second Line Support Engineer". I'm a computer janitor. This is actually a growing issue in the tech world, as I see it. It is incredibly difficult to get comparable salary expectations because the same position is under a couple dozen different idiosyncratic titles across the industry. Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Apr 5, 2016 |
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If you're actually writing code like working on the new version of Microsoft Office or something, it seems to me that you're a software engineer.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 07:17 |
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Josh Lyman posted:How do I get THAT job? I thought it was a cute term for "escort".
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 11:00 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Probably just close it down as a failed purchase. (I have no inside information.) If it's really broken, probably cheaper to just shut it down. It's better than that, when it goes away your $200 thermostat will simply turn off like all the other products Nest doesn't want anymore. Not "lose server-based functionality", hard-brick.
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lolArsenic Lupin posted:Nest is a footstep into smart-house technology, and they can use the expertise to go bigger. I'm betting that Google voice search steps into the Alexa/Siri "cloud-backed app as a universal controller" space any day. Google also has a massive boner for save-the-earth products.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 12:05 |
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Ha, I wonder if my predictions in this thread will turn out to be wrong. I claimed earlier in this thread that increasing government spending for science projects may not necessarily be a good idea. Watch as in the next 8 years, President Trump will pass legislation increasing DoD funding, and a marginal graduate student science project which wouldn't have gotten funded in a more conservative funding climate becomes the next steam engine/radio/internet.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 13:12 |
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I'm getting a lot of facebook ads for this new idiotic start-up! https://airdine.com/ in which you are supposed to start a restaurant in your home and invite home strangers!
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 13:20 |
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loving LOL. These startups are high tech reversions to the Gilded Age world of rooming houses, shift workers, and a complete lack of government regulation.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 13:37 |
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Emacs Headroom posted:Being in a hardware start-up is terrifying. It's difficult to make the thing, way harder to ship the thing, the market is way more fickle, and your up-front costs (loving injection molding? fabrication?) are massive. Even better is when your devices are already out in the field and you push out a firmware update that bricks them, like what happened with Wink Hub. http://status.winkapp.com/incidents/4c47cdvgl6b4 http://www.techtimes.com/articles/47362/20150420/bricked-quirky-wink-smart-home-hub-heres-how-to-fix-it.htm
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Lord Tywin posted:I'm getting a lot of facebook ads for this new idiotic start-up! https://airdine.com/ in which you are supposed to start a restaurant in your home and invite home strangers! Complaints about "gig economy" aside, I know a lot of yuppie type accomplished amateur chefs that love to do this kind of stuff, and these kinds of sites (airdine is like the 9th competitor in this space) give them a way to collect payments, etc, more easily. I am not sure what is going to happen when someone gets salmonella or something though.
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Josh Lyman posted:If you're actually writing code like working on the new version of Microsoft Office or something, it seems to me that you're a software engineer. I built my Microsoft Office out of Java and it collapsed during a windstorm, killing hundreds.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 15:26 |
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Can the admins filter "software engineer" to "H1B replacement candidate"? Thanks in advance.
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bacon! posted:Complaints about "gig economy" aside, I know a lot of yuppie type accomplished amateur chefs that love to do this kind of stuff, and these kinds of sites (airdine is like the 9th competitor in this space) give them a way to collect payments, etc, more easily. I am not sure what is going to happen when someone gets salmonella or something though. If health inspectors weren't so hilariously underfunded, this sounds like an amazing bounty for them.
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Rhesus Pieces posted:It's amazing how every thread about the software industry or IT is guaranteed to devolve into a dumb status-obsessed brawl over whose undergrad degree was harder. The funny thing is, the Nest thermostat is a genuinely useful device with a lot of potential for social good. Home heating and cooling eats up a tremendous amount of energy, and adding a bit of intelligence to the mix can make a big impact on that consumption. It'd be even better if the Nest technology was available in a cheap beige box that could be installed en masse, but even as it is, it's a good thing. It just goes to show that if you put anything - even a good, useful product - into the hands of Silicon Valley manchild leadership, they'll find a way to gently caress it up.
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Citizen Tayne posted:Can the admins filter "software engineer" to "H1B replacement candidate"? Thanks in advance. According to the NCEES it's "PM who knows just enough about what the rest of the team does to be dangerous plus enough thermo and fluid dynamics to give them delusions of grandeur"
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 15:39 |
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The nest is an absolutely terrible thermostat. I had one, and it would never follow the schedule you set if you left it in its 'learning' mode. Even with that mode disabled it seems to only keep the house about 5 degrees on the wrong side of whatever you set. One you disable that mode it becomes just a overpriced regular thermostat with wifi. Don't even get me started on their smoke detectors.
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Lyesh posted:If health inspectors weren't so hilariously underfunded, this sounds like an amazing bounty for them. I sure the heck was wrong about Nest. See thread title.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 15:54 |
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Uh, hello folks, I'm the Senior Forums Quality Assurance Engineer in charge of this fun space, and I am going to graduate people to bespoke term-limited vacations if I see more college major/qualification dick-waving in this thread. M'kay?
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 16:23 |
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blugu64 posted:The nest is an absolutely terrible thermostat. I had one, and it would never follow the schedule you set if you left it in its 'learning' mode. Even with that mode disabled it seems to only keep the house about 5 degrees on the wrong side of whatever you set.
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blugu64 posted:One you disable that mode it becomes just a overpriced regular thermostat with wifi. Don't even get me started on their smoke detectors. make sure not to wave your arms near it in the event of a fire
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Space Gopher posted:The funny thing is, the Nest thermostat is a genuinely useful device with a lot of potential for social good. Home heating and cooling eats up a tremendous amount of energy, and adding a bit of intelligence to the mix can make a big impact on that consumption. It'd be even better if the Nest technology was available in a cheap beige box that could be installed en masse, but even as it is, it's a good thing. It's frustrating because it doesn't have the thing that I'd most want in a product like that. Something that says "ya know, keeping the house at 70 degrees instead of 68 costs you $5 per day." As far as I know, this data is possible to get.
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Lord Tywin posted:I'm getting a lot of facebook ads for this new idiotic start-up! https://airdine.com/ in which you are supposed to start a restaurant in your home and invite home strangers! This can't be real. It's like someone took the slam-dunk hypothetical argument people make against Airbnb and actually implemented it with the laziest name possible. Unregulated food service, what can possibly go wrong?
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Lord Tywin posted:I'm getting a lot of facebook ads for this new idiotic start-up! https://airdine.com/ in which you are supposed to start a restaurant in your home and invite home strangers! fake edit: quote:The first EWSAs [Eating With Strangers Apps] started making headlines in the early 2010s. There were articles from both the food and tech world about companies like GrubWithUs, Kitchenly, Grouper, EatWith, HomeDine, Leftover Swap, and many others.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 19:14 |
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"Leftover Swap". Jesus, they can't even name things competently.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 19:15 |
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Any VCs out there interested in 'ScrapShare'? From my compost to your mouth!
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Subjunctive posted:"Leftover Swap". Jesus, they can't even name things competently. HAVE: 50 boxes of expired Mac and Cheese WANT: 10 lbs of Fresh lobster tail
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Lyesh posted:It's frustrating because it doesn't have the thing that I'd most want in a product like that. Something that says "ya know, keeping the house at 70 degrees instead of 68 costs you $5 per day." As far as I know, this data is possible to get. I feel like the supposed auto-learn feature is basically vaporware or is too opaque to make sense. It just feels like a wifi-enabled thermostat with nice packaging and some nice features.
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Yeah I have heard good things about Nest but FOR ME that auto-learn thing was always a "well I would be turning THAT off" feature.
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Cicero posted:There have been a bunch of these, I just read an article the other day about how many have struggled/shuttered. Huh, I figured it was an lovely idea but apparently they haven't done much research at all but maybe they think it will be different in Sweden. I also tried the app and they only had like 20 "restaurants" in the entirety of Sweden so it doesn't seem like the greatest success. Pump it up! Do it! fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Apr 5, 2016 |
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Cicero posted:There have been a bunch of these, I just read an article the other day about how many have struggled/shuttered. And this one: https://www.cookapp.com/ Successful in Argentina, currently trying to expand, well, everywhere. Just look at the extremely misleading location list. This kind of thing has the same drawbacks as Uber, where there is no guarantee of the quality of the products. But I've seen "secret restaurants" operate through this thing. With waiters and all.
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pangstrom posted:Yeah I have heard good things about Nest but FOR ME that auto-learn thing was always a "well I would be turning THAT off" feature. I wonder if it's even that much more efficient than just setting the timer on a thermostat.
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Mr. Nemo posted:This kind of thing has the same drawbacks as Uber, where there is no guarantee of the quality of the products. But I've seen "secret restaurants" operate through this thing. With waiters and all. Pop-up restaurant parties are a thing, where professional chefs rent a space and make a meal for a night or maybe two, then vanish into the wind. But they're food-certified and know what to do and not do, and it's word-of-mouth, not apps.
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