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# ? Jun 10, 2024 19:50 |
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It hurts me that you don't acknowledge any of the things I email you. *every email is a link to infowars*
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gently caress you got mine
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Did you hear Rush today? He was right on target! Lol, when I first read this, I thought of Rush the band, playing in a Target.
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Leave business to the businessmen, not freeloaders.
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Dont be a mousy woman. Look at Carly fiorina she is a strong woman. If you have an abortion in disowning you There was a black nurse at the hospital but I didn't ask her for help, I'm waiting for a real nurse. Chinese people smell bad. (sees a man meditating in the beach). I'm really worried that man is mentally ill and will kill someone If you don't get a real job you might as well as start your own.business
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The Bananana posted:Lol, when I first read this, I thought of Rush the band, playing in a Target. tbf seeing the band Rush play in a Target is also an extremely baby-boomer thing to do
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this steak still seems a little raw...
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Hey honey, how much do we have in our checking account? Pat Robertson really could use some money.
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Remember when gas was 5 cents a gallon? Those were the days. Let me tell you about the dream car I never owned.
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I've fallen and i can't get my penis up
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Do you want to hold him?
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I agree, this wine is drinkable
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Chinatown posted:why do black people get to say friend of the family and i dont
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Have you seen my collection of commemorative spoons?
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Goodtime Pancreas posted:If you can't get a job then just show up somewhere one morning ready to work; tell them you will work for free to show your worth. My mother told me to do this. Her friend told her substitute teacher son to do this and he always goes into the nearby school when he doesn't have work, which is often because the area he lives has a deep subbing pool. The school never gets him in, since they get him for free anyway and can call someone else and get 2 for 1 lol My mother sees it as very noble that he gives his time and puts in a days work.
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My entire generation is going to cash out our RRSPs at once and bleed the system dry to the point where it can't recover
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*Calls everyday for a week and leaves "Hey, it's me. Call me back." As a voicemail* *Gets all pissy because you didn't call back.* "What if someone had died?! What if I was in the hospital?!"
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"C'mon baby bear, let's get some dick in ya."
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anyone got any sweet Tribes vids or vods?
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:(sees a man masturbating on the beach). I'm really worried that man is mentally ill and will kill someone
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Iron Crowned posted:Owning a house is an investment! *Buys a new home every few years*
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*calls dinner "supper"* *pays exclusively with checks at the grocery store* *believes black people can see in the dark*
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Ilustforponydeath posted:Stop crying, I didn't hit you that hard This one hits close to home
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*Stream of complaints about the drat Indians and how lazy they are and how they have no right to complain about anything since they're given everything. They don't react well to being told my father is a tribal elder.
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:It hurts me that you don't acknowledge any of the things I email you. My aunt does this. So I just made it so whenever she emails me she gets an error saying shits broke
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i am considering female/senior dosages of hgh and anavar from andromed because of an internet person at a cafe's recommendations when i asked them what they were doing on THAT computer IT REALLY DOES SEEM TO BE A MIRACLE ANTI AGING WEIGHT LOSS SKIN TIGHTENING SEX DRIVE INCREASING BONE DENSITY IMPROVING BRAIN COGNITION ETC DRUGS
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NoFix posted:i am considering female/senior dosages of hgh and anavar from andromed because of an internet person at a cafe's recommendations when i asked them what they were doing on THAT computer I don't think Baby Boomers actually said this
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Captain Yossarian posted:I don't think Baby Boomers actually said this yeah the conversation was much longer and more expensive etc irl but also theres this guy too https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/2pz9vv/billionaire_says_he_will_live_120_years_because/
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and this guy http://www.genf20plus.info/fashion-designer-nygard-claims-he-can-reverse-aging.php Finnish Canadian billionaire and fashion designer, Peter Nygard has been making some outrageous claims – he says scientists have found a way that they can make him younger – reverse aging. Nygard claims he is getting more stem cell treatment than what others are getting. Because of the vast amount of stem cell treatments he is receiving, scientists have been able to find markers that have shown the reversing signs of aging. In fact, BBC reports that he is actually getting younger. it heal ur stretch marks too scar free healing without cutting off ur looseskin http://www.gemstonebio.com/
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It's all just computers and phones no one talks anymore!! *spends all day inside doing whatever dumb garbage*
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Ahundredbux posted:It's all just computers and phones no one talks anymore!! *spends all day inside doing whatever dumb garbage* "You need to do your own research!" *gets news from the tv.
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me and my friends raped a girl in high school then another girl in college then i raped my secretary after my first promotion
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Gaunab posted:me and my friends raped a girl in high school then another girl in college then i raped my secretary after my first promotion psh like they'd use the word "rape"
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If you don't watch the news about this election, you're going to be lost when it is time to vote. *turns on Fox News*
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WHERE ARE MY GOD drat PAIN PILLS?!!??
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"I believe that you should be paid a fair wage for work, and work reasonable hours"
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Revenants Return posted:"I believe that you should be paid a fair wage for work, and work reasonable hours" And $7.25 an hour with your boss refusing to give you more than 25 hours a week is plenty of money!
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 19:50 |
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"Jeez, it must be gonna rain. Enjoy your knees while they still work, kid."
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