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i feel the op is a lil hyperbolic hes more of a regional idiot at best
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# ? May 23, 2016 03:16 |
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vols bitch posted:Will they tell the story in the bible when noah got fuckin wasted and then his daughter fucks him That was Lot, and he had two daughters. Noah got drunk, took off his clothes and lay down. His son Ham saw him nekkid, and it was apparently such a bad thing to do that its OK to be mean to anyone descended from Ham, or something.
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# ? May 23, 2016 04:06 |
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Dreddout posted:How do I become a national retard? Yeah but at least now you get to work from home
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# ? May 23, 2016 04:57 |
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I bought my girlfriend the Nye/Hamm debate because she's a huge Bill Nye fan. Sadly, it was produced by Hamm's Answers in Genesis foundation. Now I can't get off their mailing list. I get a packet twice a month about this loving ark. They mail me little flags asking for donations and say to sign the flag and mail it back to be part of the ark dedication. I keep signing them "Doctor Satan", since they come with prepaid return postage.
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# ? May 23, 2016 06:23 |
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# ? May 23, 2016 06:27 |
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id donate money to ken ham getting buttfucked for charity by lexington steele
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# ? May 23, 2016 06:28 |
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i actually went to the creation museum and it loving owns
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# ? May 23, 2016 06:32 |
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gleebster posted:That was Lot, and he had two daughters. Noah got drunk, took off his clothes and lay down. His son Ham saw him nekkid, and it was apparently such a bad thing to do that its OK to be mean to anyone descended from Ham, or something. What about people with the last name Ham? Is it okay to be mean to them?
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# ? May 23, 2016 06:37 |
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Hame.
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# ? May 23, 2016 16:30 |
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I didn't know he'd gotten the state funding for it. He basically said he was only going to hire christians to work there and our previous governor was denying him state tax incentives due to that, but I guess Bevin doesn't give a poo poo.
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# ? May 23, 2016 16:33 |
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we found the ham jerry
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# ? May 23, 2016 16:40 |
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Business Gorillas posted:i actually went to the creation museum and it loving owns Please, tell us a tale!
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# ? May 23, 2016 16:44 |
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gleebster posted:That was Lot, and he had two daughters. Noah got drunk, took off his clothes and lay down. His son Ham saw him nekkid, and it was apparently such a bad thing to do that its OK to be mean to anyone descended from Ham, or something. Yeah, Lot was the one who got date raped. I dunno if there's any proscription against his offspring though because that all happened after Lot offered his daughters to the local rape gang to save some angels, then he whisked them off suddenly telling them to not look back while fire and brimstone poo poo goes down, mom did look back and blammo it was pillar of salt time for her and basically the two girls thought they were the last people on earth. I like to think god was all "ya know, I hosed y'all up and led you to drunk incest. My bad." And gave them a one-time pass, but this is the Old Testament God so LOL they probably got owned even harder than Job.
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# ? May 23, 2016 16:46 |
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Excuse me op, but Ken Ham is from Australia, therefore he is an international idiot
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# ? May 23, 2016 16:55 |
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Business Gorillas posted:i actually went to the creation museum and it loving owns I went there, and decided that I wasn't going to pay $30 a ticket for pseudoscience garbage, and went to the Aquarium instead.
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# ? May 23, 2016 17:27 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I went there, and decided that I wasn't going to pay $30 a ticket for pseudoscience garbage, and went to the Aquarium instead. friends of mine were on tour and went there and told them they were a touring band (they were) but couldnt afford the ticket and they got in at "manager price" which was liek 10 bucks. They really want people to see their poo poo house
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# ? May 23, 2016 17:32 |
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he's an australian refugee
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# ? May 23, 2016 17:34 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:friends of mine were on tour and went there and told them they were a touring band (they were) but couldnt afford the ticket and they got in at "manager price" which was liek 10 bucks. They really want people to see their poo poo house It's my understanding that it's free on Christmas day, which I would totally do if I wasn't trapped at my parents' house in the middle of nowhere.
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# ? May 23, 2016 17:34 |
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I wonder if I could get in for free with my retired Navy ID just no one tell them I'm a Buddhist.
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# ? May 23, 2016 17:36 |
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vols bitch posted:Will they tell the story in the bible when noah got fuckin wasted and then his daughter fucks him that wasn't noah
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# ? May 23, 2016 17:37 |
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Flyinglemur posted:no one tell them I'm a Buddhist. trust me, no one cares
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# ? May 23, 2016 17:37 |
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Jonny 290 posted:
I love santanic rock.
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# ? May 23, 2016 17:49 |
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Why are amusement parks so popular with these people? Has any other weird religious group had a similar fascination with dinosaur replicas and carnival rides?
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# ? May 23, 2016 17:51 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Why are amusement parks so popular with these people? Because no one wants to ride the Jesus-go-round.
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# ? May 23, 2016 17:54 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Yeah, Lot was the one who got date raped. This poo poo is more confusing than watching Game of Thrones from the middle.
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# ? May 23, 2016 18:24 |
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How are they keeping the wood treated? If you leave untreated wood out in the sun while you're building an ark, wouldn't it get all brittle and unable to be used for any kind of sea faring vessel without being treated? How did NOah treat the wood and water/sun proof it for that long? How did he keep the entire ark wet enough while it was underway to the point where the wood didn't split? In all those pirate movies and in Master and Commander, they are swabbing the deck all the time, and its hard to do with a full crew and one navy frigate, let alone just a few people. HOW. KEN HAM TELL ME HOW.
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# ? May 23, 2016 21:51 |
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Jastiger posted:How are they keeping the wood treated? If you leave untreated wood out in the sun while you're building an ark, wouldn't it get all brittle and unable to be used for any kind of sea faring vessel without being treated? Gopher wood needed no such precautions. Sadly it inexplicably no longer exists today despite being the best building material. God took it away because smth smth supernatural mean girls sequel?
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# ? May 23, 2016 21:55 |
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Jastiger posted:How are they keeping the wood treated? quote:If you leave untreated wood out in the sun while you're building an ark, wouldn't it get all brittle and unable to be used for any kind of sea faring vessel without being treated? quote:How did NOah treat the wood and water/sun proof it for that long? quote:How did he keep the entire ark wet enough while it was underway to the point where the wood didn't split? quote:In all those pirate movies and in Master and Commander, they are swabbing the deck all the time, and its hard to do with a full crew and one navy frigate, let alone just a few people.
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# ? May 23, 2016 22:01 |
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Zorodius posted:God did it Seems like things get pretty easy with God helping out, maybe the atheists should think about that
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# ? May 23, 2016 22:08 |
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god made the rainbow to promise there would be no more floods. the museum doesn't HAVE to float you loving retards
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# ? May 23, 2016 22:13 |
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jarofpiss posted:god made the rainbow to promise there would be no more floods. the museum doesn't HAVE to float you loving retards My basement flooded once. God is a liar and a cheat.
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# ? May 23, 2016 22:15 |
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Much like Noah, looks like Ken Ham is planning to propagate his church through incest.
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# ? May 23, 2016 22:27 |
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Jonny 290 posted:
wow that really takes me back
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# ? May 24, 2016 00:08 |
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Skeleton Ape posted:I love santanic rock. living in the south we don't have any santanic rock stations so that doesn't work for me
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# ? May 24, 2016 02:03 |
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tina yu fat lard come eat the ham
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# ? May 24, 2016 02:48 |
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This is what it's supposed to end up being I don't see the ark part. Maybe when it stops making money they can turn it into a hospital, or a dildo factory, or some other more useful thing
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# ? May 24, 2016 04:33 |
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Stinky_Pete posted:This is what it's supposed to end up being Ok, if it's actually gonna be terraced like those Chinese mountain farms, that's gonna be pretty cool
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# ? May 24, 2016 04:50 |
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jarofpiss posted:god made the rainbow to promise there would be no more floods. the museum doesn't HAVE to float you loving retards I would think if you were building this monstrosity as proof that it was real and did happen that you'd want to build it exactly the way it would have been built and float the bastard.
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# ? May 24, 2016 09:29 |
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Stinky_Pete posted:This is what it's supposed to end up being The ark part is that big building right in the middle that doesn't look like an ark.
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# ? May 24, 2016 09:31 |
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God bless the USA for taking this nutcase retard off our hands and letting him propser
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# ? May 24, 2016 09:58 |