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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Legit. Scary legit.

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Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Donald Trump's chosen champion, Bobby 'Scary Legit' Lashley, a man who picks fights at MMA gyms

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

Getting mad at a kayfabe blog over here

Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


flashy_mcflash posted:

Josh Mathews has a new blog that will probably end up being a fixture in this thread.

http://impactwrestling.com/ringside-blog-mathews-looks-at-pick-your-poison/


Isn't Drew Scottish? I'm certainly no expert on the UK but I don't think Scottish people like being called Brits.



They had their chance to change that.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Isn't Drew Scottish? I'm certainly no expert on the UK but I don't think Scottish people like being called Brits.

Only 45% of them. :v:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


TinTower posted:

Only 45% of them. :v:

noice

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


If you'd like to see the contest that's causing all the furor, New Japan just put it up on their YouTube channel:

https://youtu.be/_TgbxaQcheQ

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

It's a good match other than will ospreays potty mouth

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

TinTower posted:

I stand corrected (like I'm wearing orthopaedic shoes :itisalawlerjoke:), but that's relatively sane given that Vinnie Mac has been trying to get Steph and Shane to gently caress for the past twenty years. :v:

Well yeah, he needs a true heir. Not some halfbreed Levesque.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

This is only really here for the last line, the rest of it is reasonable.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
What Sasha lacks in technical ability, she exudes in psychology. See also: Bray Wyatt.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

ShootaBoy posted:

This is only really here for the last line, the rest of it is reasonable.



I don't watch a lot of WWE anymore but I recall Naomi only having one move and zero ring psychology.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
She has the she calls that the rear view and the forces an opponent's face to hump her rear end move

probably some other ones, but those are what stand out to me

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
Sasha losing a match would require her to have one, she lost the last match of hers that I can remember.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


ThePariah posted:

Sasha losing a match would require her to have one, she lost the last match of hers that I can remember.

She was on the winning team of a Becky/Nattie/Paige/Sasha vs Charlotte/Summer/Naomi/Tamina match on the 4/18 Raw, but didn't get the fall. Her only even slightly televised match since then is beating Summer on the 5/31 Main Event. I had to look both of those up on Cagematch. She has had two Raw and one Main Event match since Mania. She has, however, won all three.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

mods please change my name to the Talented Douche

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!
Fun Shoe
i'd love to understand the mindset that looks at AJ's career and thinks "boy, he really was such a dick to TNA"

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

*Puts on the last 5 star match TNA will ever have*

"Hall of SHAME member"

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



ParanoidInc posted:

i'd love to understand the mindset that looks at AJ's career and thinks "boy, he really was such a dick to TNA"

He's still not there, is he?

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Ostentatious posted:

*Puts on the last and only 5 star match TNA will ever have*

"Hall of SHAME member"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Ostentatious posted:

*Puts on the last 5 star match TNA will ever have*

"Hall of SHAME member"

TNA had had other five star matches

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012
Is Grado booked for Slammiversary yet? If he is will Chris Regal go through with his promise and quit Mecca?

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

ShootaBoy posted:

This is only really here for the last line, the rest of it is reasonable.



http://i.imgur.com/xtRKZR9.gifv

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

exploding mummy posted:

TNA had had other five star matches

I'm curious what TNA matches you would call 5 stars that don't have AJ Styles in them?

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Nice job ripping off Speedball.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

she actually gave him a shoutout on twitter afterwards

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

The_Rob posted:

Nice job ripping off Speedball.

she was paying homage as posted above she went on twitter and posted @him to tell him she was a fan of his

also naomi is the good one of the funkadactyls. (all 3 members)

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

didn't speedball reply to her saying it's really hard to do that wearing boots

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

AkumaHokoru posted:

she was paying homage as posted above she went on twitter and posted @him to tell him she was a fan of his

also naomi is the good one of the funkadactyls. (all 3 members)

I was honestly just giving her a hard time. I actually like Naomi. I always think its cool when wwe dudes pay some homage to indy guys. Like Kofi doing the jumping double stomp trevor lee does.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

El Estrago Bonito posted:

I'm curious what TNA matches you would call 5 stars that don't have AJ Styles in them?

Survivor Jenna vs. Sharmell

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I never said it was plus 5 stars

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Legit one of the worst things I've read on Mecca

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

flashy_mcflash posted:

Legit one of the worst things I've read on Mecca



... I literally don't think I've even been so perplexed by anything in my life. It's like his brain vomited onto his keyboard or something.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

lmao

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I can't believe TNA and the Sharks teamed up to kill Amber Rayne.

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!
Fun Shoe
I'm honestly most perplexed about the whole "theory about them having a lot of followers on instagram". What the hell does he mean by that?

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.

projecthalaxy posted:

I can't believe TNA and the Sharks teamed up to kill Amber Rayne.

EC3 held her up while Joe Thornton struck the killing blow. Absolutely disgusting.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

ParanoidInc posted:

I'm honestly most perplexed about the whole "theory about them having a lot of followers on instagram". What the hell does he mean by that?

"I want to talk about porn but couldn't find any possible way to do it on an unrelated forum without sounding insane"

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > Rowdy Ringsports > Stupid Wrestling Fan Opinions: she really dead and died

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Aesop Poprock posted:

"I want to talk about porn but couldn't find any possible way to do it on an unrelated forum without sounding insane"

Well that plan failed.

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