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Bob Bart doesn't have shitdick because he's not one of the GRRMy Sues.
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boom boom boom posted:welp, this thread was fun. but now it's dead Must be Tuesday
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Solice Kirsk posted:You're still talking about a biological dive. That's like saying people didn't understand what eating was. Obviously people knew that spunk + vagina = baby since humanity figured out how to tie a rock to a stick to bash one another over the head, but wasn't until the loving 1870's that people figured out the underlying biology. Nobody had a clue that there were thousands of spem in a single blast of baby juice until the invention of a microscope and even then the exact purpose of the sperm was a mystery for a while after that, past a vague idea that it involved making babies, somehow. So either Robert nutted A LOT or Cersei's inner thoughts about eating tens of thousands of heirs (aka, lots of individual spem cells) is sort of anachronistic. That or the Maesters have an understanding of biology that is rather advanced.
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Jun 12, 2016 02:23
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They looked at some jizz with a magic dragon looking glass and saw the tiny sticky princes, okay? It's magic.
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We're making some assumptions here. The people of Westeros might not be exactly the same as Earth humans, perhaps they have huge sperms that are visible with the naked eye.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:They looked at some jizz with a magic dragon looking glass and saw the tiny sticky princes, okay? It's magic.
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Jun 12, 2016 02:31
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There's some Maester somewhere with a "reverse Myrish eye".
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visceril posted:How many cold sores do you think Circe has at any given moment from all of those sticky princes coming out of what I assume is a pus-riddled shitdick Probably none - it's really hard to get HSV2 orally, and they probably all have HSV1 orally already ( assuming similarities to ye olden times ). But yeah, considering how lovely personal hygiene was, oral sex sounds like a pretty loving horrid activity. The Lords Kiss.. more like the Casterly Rock Sewer Lick. kcroy fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Jun 12, 2016 |
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Jun 12, 2016 02:41
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kcroy posted:Probably none - it's really hard to get HSV2 orally, and they probably all have HSV1 orally already ( assuming similarities to ye olden times ). But yeah, considering how lovely personal hygiene was, oral sex sounds like a pretty loving horrid activity. The Lords Kiss.. more like the Casterly Rock Sewer Lick. Don't kink shame!
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Jun 12, 2016 02:52
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geeves posted:Don't kink shame! The internet constantly reminds me that no matter how disgusting my personal fetishes may be, I'm still better off than someone. Although that someone probably has a YT channel and camwhore channel that they make tons of money off of.
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Jun 12, 2016 02:54
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Groovelord Neato posted:i always think of this when someone i know doesn't know some basic thing and asks me. you have google attached to you at all times now. We're basically the retarded version of The Borg.
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Jun 12, 2016 02:56
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http://gameofthrones.com/game-of-thrones/season-6/episode-7/people It was the brotherhood who killed Sandor Cleganes friends.
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MG3 posted:http://gameofthrones.com/game-of-thrones/season-6/episode-7/people Yeah but do the dudes in the brotherhood know how many cells are in a single load?
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Dirt posted:Yeah but do the dudes in the brotherhood know how many cells are in a single load? The lord of loads has informed them of many things,
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Evil Fluffy posted:We're basically the retarded version of The Borg. So, the borg?
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syscall girl posted:So, the borg? Voyager-era Borg.
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MG3 posted:The lord of loads has informed them of many things, for my rear end is dark, and full of terrors.
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TK-42-1 posted:for my rear end is dark, and full of terrors. It's ok baby, Winter is Cumming
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boom boom boom posted:We're making some assumptions here. The people of Westeros might not be exactly the same as Earth humans, perhaps they have huge sperms that are visible with the naked eye.
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Jun 12, 2016 06:47
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I think our young friend here is finally getting the hang of the world of ice and fire and it's delightful fandom.
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TK-42-1 posted:for my rear end is dark, and full of terrors.
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Jun 12, 2016 06:55
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TK-42-1 posted:my rear end is dark, and full of terrors. new thread title
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Annual Prophet posted:new thread title I really wish the graphic the show used for the Night's King was your avatar.
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Jun 12, 2016 08:18
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How did Davos just know the dude is called the Night King?
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Normy posted:How did Davos just know the dude is called the Night King? Because "Night King" is a very esoteric name. Surely only his mother calls him that.
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boom boom boom posted:We're making some assumptions here. The people of Westeros might not be exactly the same as Earth humans, perhaps they have huge sperms that are visible with the naked eye.  edit: oops forgot this was a "SFW" forum! kcroy fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Jun 12, 2016 |
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edit: oops forgot this was a "SFW" forum! [/quote] He said, leaving a fat pink mast uncovered in the last panel.
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I like to think that FPM is a phrase that one of the sailors used to describe what he was seeing through the shoddily constructed walls of the ship to his mates
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kcroy posted:Probably none - it's really hard to get HSV2 orally, and they probably all have HSV1 orally already ( assuming similarities to ye olden times ). But yeah, considering how lovely personal hygiene was, oral sex sounds like a pretty loving horrid activity. The Lords Kiss.. more like the Casterly Rock Sewer Lick. The people of the Antiquities were actually pretty clean for folks without germ theory. Bathing and clean waters were a central part of their society. It was the loving idiot English that thought that bad water caused the plague and so that's why England is loving disgusting right up until the 20th century (and beyond)
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boom boom boom posted:We're making some assumptions here. The people of Westeros might not be exactly the same as Earth humans, perhaps they have huge sperms that are visible with the naked eye. i don't think dudes would be having much sex if they were passing albino tadpoles out their dongers. Krinkle posted:If they're asking you about obama's secret muslim cabinet then they have some feelings about the president and the literal only thing they care about is litmus testing you to see if you have those feelings too. totally in that example. but i mean peeps will have arguments about some factual thing and instead of googling it (they all work at computers) they'll wait for me to wander by and ask me. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Jun 12, 2016 |
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Fat Pink Mast is my favourite, just because you can imagine GURM thinking "well it's on a boat, so a maritime metaphor seems appropriate"
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visceril posted:How many cold sores do you think Circe has at any given moment from all of those sticky princes coming out of what I assume is a pus-riddled shitdick
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And now Arya is blind. This better be building to something loving amazing, to make Arya's insanely circuitous, start/stop plotline worth it Littlefinger is a huge creeper, but I want him to win just because he's apparently the only person in the world who isn't a moron
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boom boom boom posted:And now Arya is blind. This better be building to something loving amazing, to make Arya's insanely circuitous, start/stop plotline worth it Nope.
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boom boom boom posted:And now Arya is blind. This better be building to something loving amazing, to make Arya's insanely circuitous, start/stop plotline worth it thing is, the books are no longer being written and the show writers in collaboration with the fat pink man have made LF into a creepier but stupider version of his book self and welp, that's what you have to look forward to also arya constantly fucks with this big deal assassin cult like it ain't no thing and after she recovers from her blindness turns on them again and gets stabbed and dumped in the bay fitting end?
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actually what kinda bums me out is that the theory about roose bolton being a face changing vampire (which made total sense) turns out to be wrong and he gets shanked by ramsay as an afterthought wanted to see him wear ramsay's face as a mask as he did his little kooky dance
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Wow guys. Wow.
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So it was the real Arya who got stabbed, but she leads the terminator waif into a trap and kills her. It's really stupid, but the terminator waif is now my favorite, albeit dead, character
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Atreiden posted:So it was the real Arya who got stabbed, but she leads the terminator waif into a trap and kills her. It's really stupid, but the terminator waif is now my favorite, albeit dead, character That's basically what the reddit spoiler said Whoo could have predicted that fan and author favorite did not die an ambiguous death 
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