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FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

I have found the best twitter page ever

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/702924271358574594

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/746809743054778369

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/746735899879170048

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/746732896203902976

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/746731604219834368

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/746615772663816192

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/746585243352633345

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/746451632066486272

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Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer
Does... does he think Hamas is a dip made of olive oil and chick peas?

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006


Ahahaha someone report him to the fbi

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)
Seems like a Markov bot to me.

farfegnougat
Oct 31, 2004

Helen Highwater posted:

Does... does he think Hamas is a dip made of olive oil and chick peas?

He's just trying to make a very meta joke about how he likes his hummus really hot. Terroristically hot. In the sense that it explodes when you try to eat it.

Alternatively, we've just witnessed a psychotic break via twitter. Pick one.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

No checkmark, right? That's how this works, right? Please don't tell me I can't watch old episodes of the Dating Game, any more.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Centripetal Horse posted:

No checkmark, right? That's how this works, right? Please don't tell me I can't watch old episodes of the Dating Game, any more.

I got some bad news. That account, even if it's fake(it's probably not fake), is indistinguishable from the real Chuck Woolery.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Was there any reaction to Trump getting pelted in Scotland? Welcome to the rest of US foreign policy.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

National Org of Marriage held their Natural Marriage Rally on Washington today.

Last rally had 3,000

This rally had less than 100

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

ErIog posted:

I got some bad news. That account, even if it's fake(it's probably not fake), is indistinguishable from the real Chuck Woolery.

I know he says some douchebaggy right-wing poo poo, but is he really that bad? That's impressive.

Did anyone mention all the crowing on right-wing AM radio (redundant, I guess) about their GLORIOUS VICTORY in the Supreme Court? I heard at least two hosts (admittedly, two of the worst: Savage and Gallagher) going on and on about it. "The Supreme Court has upheld the Constitution, and blocked the mad power grab from Obama! The court sent a strong message that the dictator in chief will not be allowed to get away with..." Blah, blah, blah. They went on and on, practically screaming, and making it sound like they'd gotten a 9-0 decision declaring Jesus to be the new president. Of course, what actually happened is that there was a 4-4 tie, a thing only possible because of their childish shenanigans, meaning that the Supreme Court simply didn't overturn an existing ruling. It was disingenuous even by right-wing talk show standards.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Centripetal Horse posted:

I know he says some douchebaggy right-wing poo poo, but is he really that bad? That's impressive.

Did anyone mention all the crowing on right-wing AM radio (redundant, I guess) about their GLORIOUS VICTORY in the Supreme Court? I heard at least two hosts (admittedly, two of the worst: Savage and Gallagher) going on and on about it. "The Supreme Court has upheld the Constitution, and blocked the mad power grab from Obama! The court sent a strong message that the dictator in chief will not be allowed to get away with..." Blah, blah, blah. They went on and on, practically screaming, and making it sound like they'd gotten a 9-0 decision declaring Jesus to be the new president. Of course, what actually happened is that there was a 4-4 tie, a thing only possible because of their childish shenanigans, meaning that the Supreme Court simply didn't overturn an existing ruling. It was disingenuous even by right-wing talk show standards.

Strap yourself in for Monday decision on Texas abortion laws.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Why is he up at 2am and 4am posting about liberals? When did he sleep?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

National Org of Marriage held their Natural Marriage Rally on Washington today.

Last rally had 3,000

This rally had less than 100



There more of this anywhere? I adore reading up on right wing protests because they're always so, so sad

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Epic High Five posted:

There more of this anywhere? I adore reading up on right wing protests because they're always so, so sad

But but but the silent majority and... *faaaaaaaart*

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

BiggerBoat posted:

Why is he up at 2am and 4am posting about liberals? When did he sleep?

Twitter shows your local time, those were in the daytime in the US.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/zackford/status/746761082442682368
https://twitter.com/zackford/status/746760313693868032
https://twitter.com/zackford/status/746758751466643457
https://twitter.com/zackford/status/746758479344328704
https://twitter.com/zackford/status/746757840778366976
https://twitter.com/zackford/status/746756298591477760
https://twitter.com/zackford/status/746748529406681089

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Hahaha yesssssss, accept that society has abandoned you you fucks

also I will never not laugh at "natural marriage" being the dogwhistle for burning down the separation of church and state. Nature is gay as poo poo and gets gayer as you move up the chart of mammals

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
The only people I know who are still bigoted enough to be openly against gay marriage are loving catholic conservatives.

One dude literally just says "There's no such thing as gay marriage!" whenever he wants to get into it with me about my "SJW" status.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Chilichimp posted:

The only people I know who are still bigoted enough to be openly against gay marriage are loving catholic conservatives.

One dude literally just says "There's no such thing as gay marriage!" whenever he wants to get into it with me about my "SJW" status.

Did you tell him that you literally cannot be stopped from keeping the streets of Detroit free of crime, even if you or he wanted it more than anything in the whole world?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

wait, why are they marching today? did something happen?

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

corn in the bible posted:

wait, why are they marching today? did something happen?

It's the one year anniversary of Obergefell v. Hodges tomorrow.

Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

"The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."
Also the last weekend in June is when most of the big Pride parades are because it's the anniversary of Stonewall.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


the alt-right is branching out

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Chilichimp posted:

The only people I know who are still bigoted enough to be openly against gay marriage are loving catholic conservatives.

One dude literally just says "There's no such thing as gay marriage!" whenever he wants to get into it with me about my "SJW" status.

My west Texas baptist kin are freaking out about it as well as some of my conservative Catholic friends.

It's like they're expecting the National Guard to be sent in to force the priest/minister to perform marriages at gunpoint.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Sir Tonk posted:



the alt-right is branching out

Hmm, something is missing. How do we know it's really him??

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Scholtz posted:

Hmm, something is missing. How do we know it's really him??

Are you kidding me? Milo would never be caught dead actually playing a real video game.

E: also yeah it would be nice if there were some sort of validation marking just in case, you know, it really was him. Guess we'll never know for sure :shrug:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/frcdc/status/747059485517160449

We are proud to be bigots

Levantine
Feb 14, 2005

GUNDAM!!!

Amazing. Literally, "Tolerate my intolerance".

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
gay marriage advocates are bigots.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Sir Tonk posted:



the alt-right is branching out

I imagine him refusing to be rescued on the grounds that he belongs on the hook.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/bryanjfischer/status/747068673995706368
https://twitter.com/bryanjfischer/status/747066599413256194

:911:

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

:dogbutton:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Strap yourself in for Monday decision on Texas abortion laws.

whats the decision about?

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Dapper_Swindler posted:

whats the decision about?

Thinkprogress.org posted:

Abortion (Whole Woman’s Health v. Hellerstedt)
The Court’s decision to hear Whole Woman’s Health v. Hellerstedt marked the most perilous moment for a woman’s right to choose an abortion in nearly a quarter century. This case concerns a pair of restrictions on Texas abortion clinics — one requires doctors to acquire an often difficult to obtain credential in order to perform abortions, the other requires clinics to comply with a long list of architectural and other requirements, some of which are quite expensive — that can best be described as sham health laws. That is, while both provisions appear, at least on the surface, to be attempts to protect women’s health, the provisions actually do virtually nothing to advance that goal, while simultaneously causing most of Texas’ abortion clinics to shut down.
Thus, the question in Whole Woman’s Health boils down to whether a state may enact a law that drastically reduces access to abortion, so long as that law is dressed up as a health regulation.
To prevail, Team Choice must flip Justice Anthony Kennedy, a conservative who typically votes to uphold abortion restrictions. At oral argument, Kennedy (as well as some other members of the Court) appeared bothered by a procedural issue and considered sending at least part of the case back down to a lower court for more trial proceedings. At the same time, however, he also hinted that, if he reaches the merits, he will vote to strike down Texas’ law. At one point, Kennedy even suggested that Texas’ argument leads to the conclusion that their law creates an “undue burden” on the right to obtain an abortion — a conclusion that would be fatal to the law under existing precedents.
Should the Court split 4-4, however, that would be terrible news for women seeking abortions in Texas — at least until the vacancy on the Court is filled. The Texas law was largely upheld by the conservative Fifth Circuit in an opinion that appeared designed to reduce Roe to a virtual nullity. That opinion will stand if the justices are unable to resolve this case.

If the court splits, the law is upheld.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

The American right wing is a hate group with a good marketing department.


Rick_Hunter posted:

But but but the silent majority and... *faaaaaaaart*

They'll show up, you just wait. We'll take the country back from *insert name here* and do stuff with it, you'll see.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

BiggerBoat posted:

Why is he up at 2am and 4am posting about liberals? When did he sleep?

He only knows when to be back in 2 and 2

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
Don't you know warning the world about liberals is a 24 hour job? This isn't something to be taken lightly. No sleep allowed

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Vertical Lime posted:

He only knows when to be back in 2 and 2

whaley posted:

Don't you know warning the world about liberals is a 24 hour job? This isn't something to be taken lightly. No sleep allowed

That's what I'm saying. No matter where he was or what time zone he was in, when I added the time stamps up and retraced his posting schedule dude seemed like he was on a two day meth binge.

Which he may have been.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Oh, are the opinions of the minority important now that you are a shrinking minority? Well too bad, majority rules. :smug:

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A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
There's a like 7 and a half hour break between his last tweet in the late night/early morning and his first tweet in the late morning. He's a poo poo head, but 7 hours of sleep instead of a nice 8 is hardly meth binge material.

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