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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Distorted Kiwi posted:

Poster Six-Pack: Girls, Girls, Girls Edition








Best tagline(s) ever.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
How am I supposed to enjoy a poster for a King Arthur movie without Keira Knightly's breasts being digitally augmented?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

How am I supposed to enjoy a poster for a King Arthur movie without Keira Knightly's breasts being digitally augmented?

There is the WW one which goes the extra route by cutting the face entirely so it's just tits and a sword. It ain't King Arthur but it's close.

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON

KiteAuraan posted:

Kong Skull Island: Rustle the Jimmies.

Harambe's Return.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Kumaton posted:

Harambe's Return.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Vegetable posted:

How does she make people tell the truth? What's the truth anyway?

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug


It's nice that we get to see the front of Benedict's face this time instead of the back in like every other poster ever. But we are maintaining the flowy cape/coat thing.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wait, 1999 woods or 2016 woods?

e. she has to have been there a while, training trees to do that takes a lot of time (and wire).

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

How do people feel about hanging framed movie posters in your home theater?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

My parents have some framed classic posters in their theater. Fuckin' do it, it's awesome.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

blue squares posted:

How do people feel about hanging framed movie posters in your home theater?

Always follow the 4 inches or less from the ceiling rule and you'll be fine.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Wedemeyer posted:

Always follow the 4 inches or less from the ceiling rule and you'll be fine.

Especially in a cramped basement.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

cool kids inc. posted:

It's nice that we get to see the front of Benedict's face this time instead of the back in like every other poster ever. But we are maintaining the flowy cape/coat thing.

Er, yeah? The Cloak of Levitation is the most iconic part of Strange's outfit. Seriously, this is like seeing a poster for an Iron Man movie and complaining that they've got him wearing armour again.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


This movie might have something to do with gaming, I don't know guys.



On the other hand:



Also:



omg that's a really bad Santa, he's pissing into a bucket, wtf savage

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
It's a salvation army collection bucket.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Man, Kevin Hart is in everything.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Waffleman_ posted:

My parents have some framed classic posters in their theater. Fuckin' do it, it's awesome.

It's one of two acceptable places to hang movie posters in your home. The other is your office.


edit:

Palpek posted:

This movie might have something to do with gaming, I don't know guys.






I see some vendor has been recycling the Edge of Tomorrow retitles.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Vegetable posted:

How does she make people tell the truth? What's the truth anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE9HUtYwW1Y

metallicaeg
Nov 28, 2005

Evil Red Wings Owner Wario Lemieux Steals Stanley Cup

Wedemeyer posted:

Always follow the 4 inches or less from the ceiling rule and you'll be fine.

I've been with this thread from the beginning and it's given me a lot of laughs, but I think this might have been the best couple of pages in it

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

Jedit posted:

Er, yeah? The Cloak of Levitation is the most iconic part of Strange's outfit. Seriously, this is like seeing a poster for an Iron Man movie and complaining that they've got him wearing armour again.

I might have been making a funny. And there was...no tone of complaint at all?

cool kids inc. fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Jul 28, 2016

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.


Unused Warcraft poster

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
For a movie that went largely unused

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Is it on DVD yet?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

rawillkill posted:



Unused Warcraft poster

Fits right in with the Cumberbatch posters.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The unexpected Xtro sequel.

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Jul 29, 2016

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

rawillkill posted:



Unused Warcraft poster

Tarzan?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

The MSJ posted:

The unexpected Xtro sequel.



Whoa.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

rawillkill posted:



Unused Warcraft poster

It's okay, but it would've worked better if it was pulled out a bit and you could see a sliver of Draenor around the edges of the portal, just to drive home to those who don't know anything about WoW that he is in fact looking through a portal to another world and not just a stone arch.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


rawillkill posted:



Unused Warcraft poster

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


rawillkill posted:



Unused Warcraft poster

It needs a little something of something. But nice.


I also liked the movie. It's my new guilty pleasure.

Popelmon
Jan 24, 2010

wow
so spin

The MSJ posted:

The unexpected Xtro sequel.



Huh, someone watched Night of the Hunter.

grahf987
May 11, 2009

Wedemeyer posted:

Always follow the 4 inches or less from the ceiling rule and you'll be fine.

I have seen a few ceiling touching poster setups in pictures, its really kind of upsetting. Get your neighbor, garbage man, wife, or whoever has an IQ above 80 to help you feel it out.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Man, Kevin Hart is in everything.

I remember about 7 years ago after I watch one of his stand ups I wondered why he was not on SNL or in more movies because he was funny. Who knew he peaked in the Brokeblack mountain scene in Scary Movie 3. He is like a black Jim Carry, love the dude but please don't chase the money.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I always hate when she does that.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I guess they're already making those post-apocalyptic movies set thousands of years after Trump's presidency:



What an abomination and no, it's not a parody of a zombie movie either, those are supposed to be unironically scared faced:

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



Hmmmmm.

Yeah, that checks out.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Allen Wren posted:



Hmmmmm.

Yeah, that checks out.
To be fair, from what I hear about Chinese education*, they somehow leave out the fact that China's northern borders are significantly more to the north than they used to be, and the people who are living there weren't always Chinese. Makes sense then that they'd need to come up with some other explanation for why they have such a big wall.

*Goon-sourced.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Or they're making a "What if a treasure map is on the back of the Declaration of Independence" movie and y'all are just reading some incredible racism into it.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I didn't know Matt Damon is officially a race but I guess the government had to stop people from making that many jokes about him somehow.

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

computer parts posted:

Or they're making a "What if a treasure map is on the back of the Declaration of Independence" movie and y'all are just reading some incredible racism into it.

The one actually entertaining thing about the movie industry being devoured by China is getting to read people on the internet explain the ways of the inscrutable Chinee in utter sincerity.

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