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No joke here sorry. I just got too much chicken poo poo in my mouth and it made me sick.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:31 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:28 |
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No salmonella? If you want her to cluck you gotta work the cloaca
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:32 |
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Zorodius posted:No salmonella? If you want her to cluck you gotta work the cloaca I dunno man it was pretty bad as it was. I poo poo my pants because I didnt make it to the toilet in time.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:33 |
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next time just SUCKLE UPON MINE FREAKING BALLS oP!!!
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:34 |
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Isaac posted:
I got campylobacter and I got diarrhea so bad they prescribed me opiates to slow my bowels down
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:34 |
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goondolences
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:34 |
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MiracleWhale posted:I got campylobacter and I got diarrhea so bad they prescribed me opiates to slow my bowels down I was going to get some codeine but they saw im a junkie in the notes.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:34 |
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basement jihadist posted:goondolences Thanks
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:35 |
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Isaac posted:I was going to get some codeine but they saw im a junkie in the notes. drat dude but what other option is there for firehose bowel
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:36 |
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MiracleWhale posted:drat dude but what other option is there for firehose bowel You poo poo it all out, ridding you of the diseases
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:36 |
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the plug
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:37 |
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prolapse, tie in knot
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:37 |
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gotta catch em all
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:47 |
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the great deceiver posted:gotta catch em all They test for 5 things and i got 3 of them i think i did pretty well
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:48 |
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youre definitely off to a good start
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:49 |
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protip: if you leave a bowl of potato salad out all day and let flies crawl all over it before you eat it you can probably get shigella pretty easily you're on your own with the last one tho but i have faith in you
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:51 |
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the great deceiver posted:protip: if you leave a bowl of potato salad out all day and let flies crawl all over it before you eat it you can probably get shigella pretty easily *takes note*
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 09:52 |
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You really need to cook your chicken poo poo better if you want to avoid getting sick.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 10:14 |
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install a sous-vide machine in your mouth
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 10:20 |
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I got salmonella one time. It was super confusing because when it hit me, I vomited after I'd literally only had like 2 beers. It took me a couple of hours to figure it out.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 10:27 |
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I like you Isaac but if someone said to me "hey you know that Isaac has a mouth full of chicken poo poo?", I'd probably think "yeah, that sounds about right".
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 10:40 |
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pro tip: do not ingest the excrement of poultry.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 12:15 |
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Yolomon Wayne posted:pro tip: do not ingest the excrement of poultry. this is America, buddy < >
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 12:16 |
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I mean, tell Isaac what to do because he's from Austria or something but let me tell you, these colors don't run.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 12:17 |
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FIRST TIME posted:I mean, tell Isaac what to do because he's from Austria or something but let me tell you, these colors don't run. So to spite me you will eat every poo poo of every chicken you can and die horribly of salmonella, right? My evil plan is woking out perfectly!
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 12:24 |
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maybe don't eat so much chicken poops next time op
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 12:25 |
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3/5 is 60 percent LOL issac failed the test
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 14:07 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:3/5 is 60 percent LOL issac failed the test They're on the Metric system, duh
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:35 |
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B!G_$W@NG@ posted:They're on the Metric system, duh what the HECK is going on here!? *said after the doctor runs a swab test on issac*
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:38 |
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FIRST TIME posted:these colons don't run. ftfy
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:17 |
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Isaac posted:
Why did you eat the chicken poop tho? Lose a bet?
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:20 |
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Chickenshit turns you mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Sep 12, 2016 |
# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:37 |
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so did you poison yourself or was it from a restaurant op
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:40 |
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He works with chickens on a farm and also has a pet chicken
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 16:54 |
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campylobacter? i hardly knew her
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 17:02 |
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drat issac, sorry man. Get well. You probably should wear a mask or at least gloves when working with chicken poo poo. hth
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 17:19 |
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isaac do the egg work
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 17:20 |
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the great deceiver posted:protip: if you leave a bowl of potato salad out all day and let flies crawl all over it before you eat it you can probably get shigella pretty easily
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 17:23 |
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Why did you eat chicken poo poo?
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 17:50 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:28 |
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Nooner posted:Why did you eat chicken poo poo? nooner my good friend, my comrad. really if its not too much to ask could you dedicate a mere moment to speak to me. i wouldnt bother you unless it was of the most importance.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 17:50 |