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Zorodius posted:what you need, my friend, is some heroin to forget your troubles So...what you're saying is...no no, don't tell me, I've almost got it...
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:25 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 12:09 |
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just go plyg
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:27 |
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loquacius posted:
His wife would have been far larger than "curvy in a cute midwestern kind of way" if it was written by Jastiger.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 20:59 |
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Ok let me just double-check this is the right thread this time aaaand quote:I finished high school and, rather than going to college, took the money earmarked for that and signed up with a professional wrestling school. I moved my entire life across the country to South Philadelphia, since there was a good, affordable school and a ton of independent wrestling promotions I could make money at. and to follow that up quote:Last night I had a dream where I gave a robot a rimjob. loquacius fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Sep 17, 2016 |
# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:53 |
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also I can't exactly speak for H.H here but I'm sure he'd agree with me please stop sending in Jastiger-related confessions
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:54 |
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Hey syphilis wrestler, you should probably read wikipedia becausehttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syphilis#Tertiary posted:People with tertiary syphilis are not infectious.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:04 |
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I uh, I thought syphilis was curable?
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:07 |
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Drug-resistant syphilis is a thing now, so it's not always easy, but they'll definitely still treat it. Also, if he really is in the tertiary stage, it's possible some of the damage may be permanent even if the syphilis itself is cured. But if he's lucid enough to type that confession, it's definitely not a "gently caress this, I'm out" thing.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:13 |
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Keep pushing that stone up the hill, Sisyphilus
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:23 |
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I know it's fiction, but that story has me wondering if instead of getting this terrible career I hate, I could have gone to wrestling school and had a rad career.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:10 |
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GlitchThief posted:I know it's fiction, but that story has me wondering if instead of getting this terrible career I hate, I could have gone to wrestling school and had a rad career. Kitchener have you ever considered that your entire life may also be fiction
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:35 |
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I think the important question is if you can catch tertiary syphilis from a robot's rear end
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:44 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:I think the important question is if you can catch tertiary syphilis from a robot's rear end One time a wrestler hosed an old lady and well, the old lady gave birth to some kind of gooey mechanical hand I don't think we dare allow wrestlers to start loving robots, even in their asses
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:49 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:One time a wrestler hosed an old lady and well, the old lady gave birth to some kind of gooey mechanical hand especially in their asses
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 03:50 |
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Double-life goon, I really hope your crackhead mistress doesn't know your surname, your phone number or where you live because if you dump her she will absolutely come and ruin your loving life by telling your wife everything you've been doing.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:27 |
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dog buttz posted:His wife would have been far larger than "curvy in a cute midwestern kind of way" if it was written by Jastiger. My wife just had a baby. Shes not that big yall. Id post pix but you'd prolly dox.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:36 |
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At six years of age I just forgot the procedure in how to take a poo poo. Dropped the pants, didn't drop underwear, sat down on the seat, shat away. "Something's draggin on my underwear?". I take a look. It's a solid dark brown log. "The gently caress is this doing here?, "I went to the toile-". And then I realise. Tipped my undie's load into the bowl and speak nothing for the rest of the day. At least I washed my hands.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:37 |
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Hedrigall posted:Keep pushing that stone up the hill, Sisyphilus This isn't getting enough love.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 08:05 |
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School Nickname posted:At six years of age I just forgot the procedure in how to take a poo poo. Dropped the pants, didn't drop underwear, sat down on the seat, shat away. "Something's draggin on my underwear?". I take a look. It's a solid dark brown log. "The gently caress is this doing here?, "I went to the toile-". And then I realise. Tipped my undie's load into the bowl and speak nothing for the rest of the day. At least I washed my hands. Did the underwear stay in the bowl?
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 19:51 |
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lol @ tertiary syph
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 20:31 |
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cyberia posted:Double-life goon, I really hope your crackhead mistress doesn't know your surname, your phone number or where you live because if you dump her she will absolutely come and ruin your loving life by telling your wife everything you've been doing. I'm pretty sure the "solution" he's talking about is giving her a hot fix and moving on.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 20:34 |
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gently caress da Mods posted:lol @ tertiary syph Quit wrestling and star in the Goonies reboot.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 20:34 |
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gently caress da Mods posted:lol @ tertiary syph id actually watch wrestling if this elephantman-looking motherfucker was out there chokeslamming people and macking on the ring babes
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 20:58 |
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gently caress da Mods posted:lol @ tertiary syph I'm with everybody else. You're not contagious, get back in the ring and make this your "thing"
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:39 |
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Can anyone explain what it means to be the "Daughter of Pissbitch"? I know about pissbitch himself. We all have a bit of pissbitch in us, especially after being inspired by his incredible story. But wtf is this daughter poo poo.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:10 |
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Basch lives! posted:Can anyone explain what it means to be the "Daughter of Pissbitch"? I know about pissbitch himself. We all have a bit of pissbitch in us, especially after being inspired by his incredible story. But wtf is this daughter poo poo. some guy pretended to be a woman with a lesbian piss fetish, instead of solving this and all problems with heroin, as is rational
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:16 |
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quote:Just when I thought I could feel safe, the same car stopped outside my house, beeped twice, then drove away. Any time I let my guard down things like this seem to happen. Strange that people would want to harass me so much, I don't know what I ever did to deserve this! Try to imagine what it feels like to be followed around all the time, it's awful. I think it might have started when I got in some really intense arguments in Debate & Discussion ; perhaps a goon doxxed me?
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:47 |
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my confession is im gangstalking that guy ^^
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Hedrigall posted:Keep pushing that stone up the hill, Sisyphilus My confession is that I'm Sisyphus in real life, constantly doing extreme brutalistic hell labors for no gain. I'm mostly clean tho
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:08 |
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This thread has reaffirmed my belief that men are loving garbage human beings.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:25 |
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future confessors please keep the forums out of your confession because hearing "this happened because of the forums" makes your confession instantly fake and gay and i will invade your privacy with my car
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:40 |
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Wasn't there like a long bitstrip comic series that got posted on SA once about how gangstalking is real and a serious problem and no I'm not crazy shut up you're with them aren't youremigious posted:This thread has reaffirmed my belief that men are loving garbage human beings. Eh that might be just the SA demographics talking. I'm sure there's an anonymous-confessions Tumblr out there with a bunch of submissions from garbage ladies
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:40 |
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I'm willing to concede that women can be perv creeps too
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:44 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:my confession is im gangstalking that guy ^^ I put a device in his TV to beam thoughts into his head
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 04:57 |
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Someone stole my bike my freshman year and then put my old bike lock on the bike I bought the next semester. I spent the next few years wondering if every flat tire was the result of some rear end in a top hat loving with me still. My brother tells me some of his friends heard the story and are convinced I'm lying about the old lock being replaced. So I've spent the past few years wondering if people think I'm crazy or just a habitual liar.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 05:11 |
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kaschei posted:So I've spent the past few years wondering if people think I'm crazy or just a habitual liar. Both. Plus they think your paranoid.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 05:11 |
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loquacius posted:Wasn't there like a long bitstrip comic series that got posted on SA once about how gangstalking is real and a serious problem and no I'm not crazy shut up you're with them aren't you It was called Targ and it was posted in the bad webcomics thread.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 05:16 |
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client posted:id actually watch wrestling if this elephantman-looking motherfucker was out there chokeslamming people and macking on the ring babes google the french angel
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 07:27 |
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Where can I go to read more Jastiger fanfic?
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 08:19 |
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Buttcoin purse posted:Where can I go to read more Jastiger fanfic? I'm bored out of my mind right now, sitting in a class with the driest lecturer ever. Tell you what, I'll write it for some gift certs.
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