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The New England Patriots (DVOA -15.7%, #23) host the Houston Texans (DVOA -15.8%, #25) Our exciting QB matchup Jacoby Brisket vs Brock Lobster There was a chance this could be a compelling game with the Texans top notch defense going against the Patriots perpetual eliteness, then the Brady thing happened, then the Jimmy G thing happened, and now it looks like a huge mismatch... or would if Brock hadn't been shaky to this point, if the Texans offensive line weren't a mess, and if the Texans weren't the Texans
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:31 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 11:17 |
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Tom Brady got 4 games for playing with his balls, but not one player has even been fined for disrespecting America disgraceful
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:46 |
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#PrayForShoulder
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:48 |
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Texans will win and will win easily. 28-9 is the final score. Belichick and Brady must be stopped before they poison the NFL any more than they already have. Ideally, both are excommunicated and tried for crimes against the sport!
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:04 |
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I petition Jacoby be renamed Beef
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:06 |
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I hope I get to watch this game live with all of you instead of recorded with a bunch of people I hate.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:09 |
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I want Brissett and Edelman to get equal snaps. Who's the next man in line if Edelman gets knocked out?
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:12 |
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Parmesan Basil posted:Texans will win and will win easily. 28-9 is the final score. Belichick and Brady must be stopped before they poison the NFL any more than they already have. Ideally, both are excommunicated and tried for crimes against the sport! Lucky for you that tired gimmicks don't get excommunicated from TFF!
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:13 |
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Just read that Garoppolo is gonna put on the uniform as Brissett's backup. I think I would rather have Edelman throwing the ball than Grop with his janky shoulder, but that's just me
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:13 |
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Turdsdown Tom posted:Just read that Garoppolo is gonna put on the uniform as Brissett's backup. I think I would rather have Edelman throwing the ball than Grop with his janky shoulder, but that's just me Latest report now is that he won't.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:14 |
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Here's how it's gonna go down: Texans gonna jump out to an early lead, maybe 10 or 14 points. Pats gonna come down and get within 7, and by the 4th quarter everyone's gonna say "Is it time to count out Backup Brissett?" Then he's gonna run the 2-minute drill and send the game into OT, where Stephen Gostkowski is probably going to shank a field goal and lose the game
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:34 |
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Emergency QB shootout incoming.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:37 |
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sean10mm posted:Latest report now is that he won't. If you list a player as questionable or doubtful or maybe or whatever other than IN or OUT they should have a D20 range assigned to each status and they roll to see if you are in or out
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:40 |
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FIRST TIME posted:Emergency QB shootout incoming. Closer to this IMO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7DTNEa2E7w
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 21:16 |
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Badfinger posted:Closer to this IMO I am firm in my belief of that being a very entertaining game. (I had a pint of vodka before heading down to the bar and drinking a pitcher to myself while watching that game )
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 21:28 |
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Turdsdown Tom posted:I want Brissett and Edelman to get equal snaps. I have a feeling the Bulls on Parade will help us find out.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 21:29 |
I think it's possible for the patriots to win maybe. Maybe even likely?
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 22:12 |
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Just warning you all in advance that if the Patriots win, I am going to be laughing my rear end off in and around this thread. And also I should get my name changed for free to something commemorative of Brissett
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 22:14 |
If Brisset throws the winning TD can we get that Pats radio commentator to shout, WHERES THE BRISKET
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 22:20 |
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Turdsdown Tom posted:Just warning you all in advance that if the Patriots win, I am going to be laughing my rear end off in and around this thread. The Patriots would be favorites even without anyone they could pretend to call a quarterback on their roster. I don't know why winning a home game where you're favored is a cause for hysterics.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 22:29 |
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cheesetriangles posted:I think it's possible for the patriots to win maybe. Maybe even likely? Never bet against Bill Belichick
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 22:29 |
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can't wait for another dumb team to hand the pats a victory
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 22:44 |
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Ehud posted:can't wait for another dumb team to hand the pats a victory
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 22:50 |
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Hey, where's the Brandon Weeden, Colts-slayer option?
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 23:24 |
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Parmesan Basil posted:Texans will win and will win easily. 28-9 is the final score. Belichick and Brady must be stopped before they poison the NFL any more than they already have. Ideally, both are excommunicated and tried for crimes against the sport! Only a true ravens fan could hate the pats with such fervor
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 23:57 |
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Dear the New England Patriots, Please win this game and suffer zero injuries.
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# ? Sep 22, 2016 23:57 |
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Badfinger posted:Closer to this IMO i will never forget this game. It never ended.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:01 |
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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/779094052679495680 seriously, why bet against new england
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:05 |
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Go pats..
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:12 |
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Go tie
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:16 |
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Pats will win by 35
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:17 |
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Badfinger posted:I don't know why winning a home game where you're favored is a cause for hysterics. because gently caress you we're #1
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:20 |
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Only way we win this is off turnovers.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:20 |
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sean10mm posted:Lucky for you that tired gimmicks don't get excommunicated from TFF! Bill Belichick and Tom Brady should be arrested for fraud.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:24 |
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How much does Wilfork weigh
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:40 |
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If you are rooting against Brissett you're definitely racist.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:44 |
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the patriots are gonna stumble backwards into a win and its going to be very sad
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:45 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:If you are rooting against Brissett you're definitely racist. You've caught me. gently caress the white gymrats that populate the Patriots and most of their scum fans too. JJ Watt is the only honkey on the field who I'm down with, and even then it's only because he's hitting P*tr**ts.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:48 |
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I may be the only one but I really like the Patriots color rush uniforms.
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:49 |
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Ghost Dog posted:the patriots are gonna stumble backwards into a win and its going to be very sad This is the truth. Forever_Abed posted:darkesttimeline
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# ? Sep 23, 2016 00:50 |