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Zephyrine posted:I thought we all agreed that Clint was Abigails real father. Abigail and Krobus both love pumpkins tho
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By that logic, the Dwarf is Abigail's father.
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by my logic i own the entirety of the town because i am the only person who produces anything
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Nov 30, 2016 08:42
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I barely touched my steam version but i'll buy this day one on my ps4
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I feel like Clint and Emily would be a terrible match even if he did work up the courage to ask her out. I could see him with Leah, maybe.
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clint would make a terrible partner for literally anyone because he is depressed and loathes himself if you loathe yourself you can't love anyone else
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Emily would force feed him shrooms until he chilled out or his brain broke forever
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I want to like Maru but she's so boring.
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Coolguye posted:clint would make a terrible partner for literally anyone because he is depressed and loathes himself Enh, I've made it work.
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WarpedNaba posted:By that logic, the Dwarf is Abigail's father. *X-Files theme begins playing* Tired Moritz posted:I want to like Maru but she's so boring. Ay gently caress you buddy
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Coolguye posted:clint would make a terrible partner for literally anyone because he is depressed and loathes himself Which begs the question as to why Shane is a marriable bachelor. Coolguye posted:by my logic i own the entirety of the town because i am the only person who produces anything Haha, look at this fool who thinks that production implies ownership. Laugh at him.
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Shane doesn't seem to like that I rebuilt the community center and now he's out of a job. I feel like there should be a cut scene where he wakes me up at 3AM by throwing a crushed empty beer can at my window, all drunk and pissing on my crops while cussing me out. frogge fucked around with this message at 10:18 on Nov 30, 2016 |
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Speaking of theories, those spring onions are obviously being planted by somebody, but who? Is it the mouse or that traveling cart saleswoman?
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Spring onions sprout on their own Source: the bottom of my goddamn driveway where I can't get rid of the loving things
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Nahhhhhh I don't buy that for two reasons: first off, the soil under them is watered just like crops on my farm are, and second they don't count against the forage spawn limit for the map. If only one of those were true maybe but you're telling me that both together are pure coincidence? Bullshit! e: reason three, I have seen them growing on the ledge with the sewer entrance, which doesn't seem like a place the seeds would just happen to fall Ignatius M. Meen fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Nov 30, 2016 |
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Rutibex posted:Just port it to Android you son of a bitch I wouldn't be able to work if this game was in my pocket at all times.
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Coolguye posted:clint would make a terrible partner for literally anyone because he is depressed and loathes himself Maybe if he attended Sunday services and opened his heart to Yoba it would help him. WarpedNaba posted:Which begs the question as to why Shane is a marriable bachelor. Democracy.
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Caroline goes over to the Wizard's house to console him on his recent divorce. Tells him to "Bring that Purple Mushroom over here, Raspberry" Then one by one, the Dwarf, Krobus, Clint, and Grandpa knock on his door for one reason or another and get dragged into a crazy sex pile. The day after she asks to have her memory wiped and everyone involved thinks that's a good idea for them too.Coolguye posted:if you loathe yourself you can't love anyone else I don't know, I seem to be doing a pretty good job 
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I would marry Morris before I married Penny, the worst human who has ever existed
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Morris is kinda charming though.
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Leah is the one who tells you about them so why wouldn't she be the one caring for them, too
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Poque posted:I would marry Morris before I married Penny, the worst human who has ever existed 
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Marry the adventurer's guild guy then go fight the Gotoro Empire
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TurnipFritter posted:Marry the adventurer's guild guy then go fight the Gotoro Empire I like that you can make Kent talk about how the Gotoro Empire used to give them Joja Cola as some kind of torture mechanism in their prison camps.
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WarpedNaba posted:Which begs the question as to why Shane is a marriable bachelor. Shane's a project. He's got high moments to offset the lows so you're sure with the right intervention you can fix him. No one wants to fix Clint.
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Poque posted:I like that you can make Kent talk about how the Gotoro Empire used to give them Joja Cola as some kind of torture mechanism in their prison camps. He told me the tales of how his captors forced him to eat sashimi in the gulags, the monsters.
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I spent the next three years in a Gotoro P.O.W. camp forced to subsist on Joja Cola and a thin stew of milk, algae broth, seaweed, and four types of fish sliced thin with tortillas for dipping. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the Republic but they just can't get the spices right.
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in restrospect, Kent's portrait is really good. Way better than his son
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Sam is hot take that back
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Okuyasu Nijimura posted:Sam is hot take that back  
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Sam is the hero we need to take down Frieza
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MrSlam posted:I spent the next three years in a Gotoro P.O.W. camp forced to subsist on Joja Cola and a thin stew of milk, algae broth, seaweed, and four types of fish sliced thin with tortillas for dipping. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the Republic but they just can't get the spices right. Now I want to mod the game to change his portrait to Guile.
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Wait, there is a war going on and you are at prime enlistment age. How are you not being drafted? I bet you didn't want Gramps farm after all. You just got your enlistment notification the mail one day and realize since you have no marketable skills, you are going to the front lines. No way man! Wait, didn't Gramps leave me his lovely farm? I can move there and then apply for exemption due to your job being critical to the war effort. This is why you get paid for the most inane stuff like rocks, metals and artifacts. You are a war supplier.
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I've never made it far enough to unlock all the animals for coops and barns before, and pigs are bewildering. I got one to finish some bundles, but there doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to where the drat thing leaves truffles. Before I fenced in a smaller portion of the farm for my barn critters, I discovered that my pig was regularly walking all the way to the opposite end of the map to stand there and pile days' worth of truffles in a corner.  But another time it just politely left a truffle directly in front of the barn.People are always saying they make crazy money from pigs but I have a feeling I'm going to end up selling this thing once I no longer specifically need truffles, this is obnoxious. My lone goat is lazy with the milk but at least it doesn't totally freeload when winter rolls around, or if it rains. And I miss being able to let my barn animals just roam free, it was a lot more convenient in terms of grass management. Also sheep seem kind of pointless, though they are cute and it's probably fun in a gimmick playthrough where you take Shepherd and just have an army of them.
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there wolf posted:Shane's a project. He's got high moments to offset the lows so you're sure with the right intervention you can fix him. No one wants to fix Clint. Shane at least might actually be fun to party with, whereas Clint is just exhausting to be around 100% of the time. No one wants to lay the guy who wouldn't lay himself, a wise man once said Donkringel posted:Wait, there is a war going on and you are at prime enlistment age. How are you not being drafted? That's why cranberries are so insanely profitable, they have some kind of military application and the army is buying them all up
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Eric the Mauve posted:Shane at least might actually be fun to party with, whereas Clint is just exhausting to be around 100% of the time. No one wants to lay the guy who wouldn't lay himself, a wise man once said
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It wasn't until I got Kent's PTSD flip out scene that I was aware that there was even a war going on.
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