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Oh the Humanatee!
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May 27, 2017 06:40
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- Macnult
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Check out that Sea Draggin'
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May 27, 2017 06:58
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- Starshark
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Loose seal! (that's one for the fans)
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May 27, 2017 07:38
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- Chillanese
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they say the sea lion is the king of the seajungle
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May 27, 2017 09:01
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- Ultra Spoot
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Don't worry, I've trained for situations exactly like this. *bursts into laughter and slaps them on the shoulder* hahaha just kidding, your kid is hosed!
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May 27, 2017 15:22
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- A Great Big Bee!
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oh boy i sure hope that sea lion stops eating that child, ideally immediately but really at any point before there is lasting physical or psychological harm will do
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May 27, 2017 20:15
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- RealityWarCriminal
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hey. stop being eaten by a sea lion.
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May 27, 2017 20:39
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I feel your pain. My son died when he was suffocated by a parka that was too large for him
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May 27, 2017 21:41
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- cda
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I believe that's a sea lion, not a seal. You can tell by the flippers. They're both pinnipeds though. Means "fin footed." Anyway I bet you'll have more luck screaming about a sea lion eating your child because right now everyone is looking around for a seal.
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May 27, 2017 21:43
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I guess you could say his fate...is sea lioned. Wait.
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May 27, 2017 22:09
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- cda
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I guess you could say his fate...is sea lioned. Wait.
Lol
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May 27, 2017 23:02
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- cda
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The year is 1900. The place: Lubeck, Germany. The someone: Klara Hitler.
Now what do you say to someone whose child is being eaten by a sea lion.
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May 28, 2017 01:56
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- Robot Made of Meat
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"I would compare this situation to being kissed by a . . . .
"Oh gently caress. Sea lions again! Curse you!"
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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May 28, 2017 02:17
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- Tater Tot 13
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Making the best of a goon situation.
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Sorry your kid is being eaten by a sea lion. I hope they get well soon.
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May 28, 2017 04:54
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- Tunicate
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At least it isn't a land lion
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May 28, 2017 09:39
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- Dads Dip Cup
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sir did you not read the sign that clearly states "please do not feed the animals"
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May 28, 2017 10:06
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- cda
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At least it isn't a land lion
Legitimately good point here
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May 28, 2017 14:21
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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If there were air lions, we would be in a lot of trouble, so be glad he's being eaten by a sea lion
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May 28, 2017 14:22
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- A Great Big Bee!
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what a bad dog
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May 28, 2017 14:32
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- cda
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sometimes when there's a bad situation you don't exactly know what to say, which is why they have greeting cards
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May 28, 2017 14:49
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holy shiit what is going on
holy shiit
piiiss
it is crazy
it's so hot in here
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May 28, 2017 15:45
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Whoo! Look honey we can now spend the college savings from that little twerp on booze and lotto tickets!
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May 28, 2017 17:12
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- Scroon
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sometimes when there's a bad situation you don't exactly know what to say, which is why they have greeting cards
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May 28, 2017 19:15
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- Scroon
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It's the ciiiiiiiircle of life...
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May 28, 2017 19:16
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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sir did you not read the sign that clearly states "please do not feed the animals"
classic
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May 29, 2017 21:59
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I'm sorry for what you're going through. I want you to know that I've been calling all the zoos in town to see if sea lions have any natural predators that could maybe eat the one that ate your son, squeezing him out of its big soft mouth due to the pressure.
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May 30, 2017 00:01
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Someone's now telling me that when things are eaten, they die. I didn't understand this, and so you can see how from where I was at, the plan of action about the zoos looked good. I'll keep thinking.
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May 30, 2017 00:03
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Jun 10, 2024 12:45
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- Piso Mojado
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I'm sorry for what you're going through. I want you to know that I've been calling all the zoos in town to see if sea lions have any natural predators that could maybe eat the one that ate your son, squeezing him out of its big soft mouth due to the pressure.
Someone's now telling me that when things are eaten, they die. I didn't understand this, and so you can see how from where I was at, the plan of action about the zoos looked good. I'll keep thinking.
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