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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

DJExile posted:

Yeah a ton of news feeds have auto-posters that pull from various feeds these days, so it's not impossible, but I've got a very hard time buying it.

well, yea, with the wire services and what not. And I could reasonably believe if literally every piece of content from SB's RSS was on there or something, but it seems too weird to be legit IMO.

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


You will be shocked to hear that after a video of a high school cheerleader doing the invisible box trick went viral, Barstool got creepy as gently caress about it

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
Funny how this "glitch" where they accidentally copied entire stories skipped bylines completely.

The_Hat
Sep 24, 2008

FMguru posted:

For some reason, I'm reminded of a survey a consumer group did regarding mis-pricings at supermarket UPC-scanning registers. Prices go up and down, sometimes the system doesn't update correctly, so you'd expect overcharges and undercharges would be roughly 50/50. But in turned out that 90%+ of the time the mistake (or "mistake") was to the store's advantage.

I worked in the pricing department of a grocery store for a few years, and whenever we had to change the prices of things we would have to re-apply all the prices, starting at the base price, then any long-term sale prices, then sales for the weekly ad, then any clearance items. There's a (small) window of time in there, maybe a few minutes, where it's possible that the registers scanned an item and the system spat out a different price, but when it did it would always be higher than what the consumer would see on the shelf.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Deadspin has a very deep dive into Michigan State's lack of response to the Larry Nassar child sex absuse scandal


TL:DR version is the last two paragraphs, emphasis mine:

quote:

Penn State, unlike MSU, made their investigation into how they mishandled allegations of sexual abuse against Jerry Sandusky available almost immediately to the public after the board trustees had a chance to see it. The Freeh Report did not make Penn State look good, to say the very least, and major figures at Penn State were forced to resign or were fired in the wake of the Sandusky molestation scandal, including legendary football coach Joe Paterno and university president Graham Spanier. Spanier and two others at Penn State faced criminal charges and were sentenced to prison.

Denhollander was among those who noticed that Michigan State, at least so far, has not lived up even to that standard. Penn State had previously been viewed as the poster child of how not to address a child molestation crisis at your institution, Denhollander pointed out after Nassar’s sentencing. She said, “MSU has eclipsed them by a long shot.”

:stare:

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003


This absolutely should be bigger than Sandusky, but isn't because 1) as a society, we're less repulsed by the idea of girls getting raped than boys, and 2) messing with a gymnastics program doesn't wreck as many weekends. I wish this had received national attention and a greater heaping of scorn because then maybe a few more heads would be rolling and we could get a few more assholes to identify themselves as such publicly.

FWIW, no one who's affiliated with MSU (outside of admin) is rushing to Nassar's defense, claiming that these women are lying, or otherwise try to prioritize the sports over the victims. That's the one meager distinction I can draw between MSU and PSU's responses at this point.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

It’s not a bigger deal because the same guy assaulted a bunch of Olympic gymnasts as well. I realize there’s literally no difference in importance with any of these cases but when it comes to media coverage, there’s been a bunch of it and it will always ALWAYS be centered around the Olympian girls and not Michigan State.

When people talk about the guy, it’s always gonna be about Aly Raisman and McKayla Maroney.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
At ESPN, the problems for women run deep http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2...6yGM/story.html

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Some women said that the environment at ESPN can be so hostile — and plum positions for female sports journalists so precarious — that they hid pregnancies and felt pressured to take short maternity leaves in order to protect their positions. One anchor even did her scheduled broadcast while she was having a miscarriage to prove her commitment to her job, according to former employees.

quote:

In her complaint, Adrienne Lawrence describes a toxic environment at ESPN headquarters where men make unwanted sexual and romantic advances under the guise of networking or mentoring, and “mark” women as their own by spreading false rumors about sexual relationships with female employees. Lawrence accused John Buccigross, a longtime SportsCenter anchor whom she viewed as a mentor, of sending unsolicited shirtless photographs of himself and calling her “dollface,” “#dreamgirl,” and “#longlegs” in messages from 2016 reviewed by the Globe. Lawrence said she tried to remain cordial in the messages but at one point responded: “You need to wear clothes, sir.”

quote:

Buccigross, roughly two decades older than Lawrence, acknowledged sending the photos but denied starting any rumors that the two were in a relationship. “I considered Adrienne to be a friend,” Buccigross said in a statement to the Globe. “I’m sorry if anything I did or said offended Adrienne. It certainly wasn’t my intent.”

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During her months-long audition, Sterger said an executive showed her a copy of a Playboy magazine that she had modeled for and then she was taken to a strip club by Matthew Berry, who was interviewing as a contributor for The Fantasy Show.

quote:

Today, Berry said visiting the strip club “was not a smart decision and I regret going.” He described a photo from that work trip in which he is pointing at Sterger’s breasts as “personally embarrassing and I did not mean any offense.” Sterger said she had another uncomfortable encounter with Berry two years later, claiming that Berry made sexual comments when she visited ESPN to talk about a potential job opportunity — an accusation that Berry denies. When asked whether he had ever been suspended or disciplined for inappropriate behavior, Berry said, “I was talked to once about an alleged issue in 2007, which was ultimately resolved.”

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Anals of History posted:

This absolutely should be bigger than Sandusky, but isn't because 1) as a society, we're less repulsed by the idea of girls getting raped than boys, and 2) messing with a gymnastics program doesn't wreck as many weekends. I wish this had received national attention and a greater heaping of scorn because then maybe a few more heads would be rolling and we could get a few more assholes to identify themselves as such publicly.

FWIW, no one who's affiliated with MSU (outside of admin) is rushing to Nassar's defense, claiming that these women are lying, or otherwise try to prioritize the sports over the victims. That's the one meager distinction I can draw between MSU and PSU's responses at this point.

If the Michigan State fanbase, university and all of the Lansing metro area decided to deify Larry Nassar and the gymnastics coach at every possible opportunity, it would be different.

Penn State does its absolute best to keep the wounds fresh.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





the usual suspects had thoughts on this: https://www.barstoolsports.com/bost...he-url-and-make

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

quote:

One anchor even did her scheduled broadcast while she was having a miscarriage to prove her commitment to her job, according to former employees.

:wtc:

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

Sarah Walsh posted about that months ago on instagram I think. Unreal.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

There's an old line about the easiest way to get on TV is to be an attractive woman, but the hardest way to stay on TV is to be an attractive woman.

Damned if it still ain't true and probably always will be.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Got an email from MSU's President today about this shitstorm.

quote:

Dear MSU community member:

Last week, former MSU physician Larry Nassar was sentenced to 60 years in federal prison; he will spend the rest of his life behind bars. The sentence for possession of child pornography is the first of what I hope will be many lengthy prison sentences.

Nassar preyed on his victims’ dreams and ambitions, changing their lives in terrible ways. Under the guise of medical treatment, he abused his patients for years. “Underneath this veneer lurked a predator,” assistant U.S. attorney Sean Lewis said in a court filing.

While no criminal sentence will ever remedy what the victims lost, it is my sincere hope that it will allow some measure of healing to begin. Today the Board of Trustees announced a $10 million fund for counseling and mental health services as part of our commitment to support Nassar’s victims. This was the first board meeting after mediation ended. The trustees moved promptly to direct the establishment of the fund, as it was the right thing to do for victims regardless of the legal situation.

For me, this situation also reinforces the importance of taking a hard look at ourselves and learning from what happened—because it should never happen again. Since fall 2016, we have engaged external experts to comprehensively review various programs and recommend changes to strengthen our policies and procedures. That includes reviews of our Title IX program, the MSU HealthTeam, and how medical services are provided to student-athletes. Details can be found at the Our Commitment website. While much has been achieved, I understand that strengthening a policy or introducing a new procedure today doesn’t change what happened to these women in the past or the pain they feel.

Nassar’s criminal sentencing is not the end of the matter, and MSU is subject to multiple civil lawsuits. In the months ahead, we can expect to continue to hear a variety of allegations and accusations levelled at the university. Because the university does not litigate in the press, such allegations may go largely unchallenged until or unless the cases reach open court.

That said, last week, I directed our lead attorney, Patrick Fitzgerald, for these cases to respond to the Michigan Attorney General’s request for information gathered by Skadden Arps for our legal defense in civil suits. In a letter to the Attorney General, Patrick Fitzgerald stated:

quote:

“If…they found any evidence that anyone at MSU other than Nassar knew of Nassar’s criminal behavior and did anything to conceal or facilitate it then that evidence of criminal conduct would be reported immediately to…appropriate law enforcement authorities.…The evidence will show that no MSU official believed that Nassar committed sexual abuse prior to newspaper reports in the summer of 2016.”
As said earlier, the FBI and MSU Police also conducted a joint investigation earlier this year looking at whether any university employee engaged in criminal conduct; there were no charges filed. I have complete faith in the legal process, in the professionalism and dedication of law enforcement, and the integrity and commitment of the Michigan Attorney General.

As I have in the past, I want to express my respect and appreciation for the MSU Police who worked tirelessly to help bring Nassar to justice. To the brave young women who came forward about Nassar, you have my deepest thanks, respect, and sympathy. I am truly sorry for the abuse you suffered, the pain it caused, and the pain it still causes. I am sorry a physician who called himself a Spartan so utterly betrayed your trust and everything this university stands for.



Sincerely,
Lou Anna K. Simon, PhD
President

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
I loving hate barstool.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


soggybagel posted:

I loving hate barstool.

:same:

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I got into pardon my take after the ESPN thing and it's a lot of fun.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

soggybagel posted:

I loving hate barstool.

I mean... yeah

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
http://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/21804776/john-skipper-resigns-espn-president

John Skipper has resigned as President of ESPN to deal with a substance abuse problem

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

soggybagel posted:

I loving hate barstool.

Me too

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


here lies the ball :rip:

https://twitter.com/YourManDevine/status/942770294514741248

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Zeeman posted:

http://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/21804776/john-skipper-resigns-espn-president

John Skipper has resigned as President of ESPN to deal with a substance abuse problem

Jesus, that's almost refreshing to read about. Bigwig resigns due to substance abuse problem and not some hideous late capitalism horror scandal? Breath of fresh air.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

The funny thing is I bet it's been a long-standing issue but he figured now is the best time to come clean for exactly those reasons

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Redeye Flight posted:

Jesus, that's almost refreshing to read about. Bigwig resigns due to substance abuse problem and not some hideous late capitalism horror scandal? Breath of fresh air.

Maybe he realized he had a problem when his drug addiction started to impair his ability to harass female subordinates.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Jon Bois sends out 2017 with the most brutal Chart Party of all time.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




so if any of you guys subscribe to/follow Dejan Kovacevic’s Pittsburgh Sports site, apparently working there is hell

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
Dejan has been a dickweed on Twitter for years, I'm not surprised he was rotten to this person. No wonder everyone jumped ship for the Pittsburgh Athletic

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I feel bad for her and I’m not surprised by this but the turkey thing is 100% her fault. Her turkey is not Dejan’s problem.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


D E H U M A N I Z E Y O U R S E L F A N D P I V O T T O V I D E O

https://twitter.com/DSzymborski/status/948579536748404736

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Random but I particularly enjoyed Spencer Hall's write-up of the National Championship

Coco13
Jun 6, 2004

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Another city looks like they're refusing to finance a new stadium via public funds.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



lmao well done

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Bill Simmons decided to write about Seth Wickersham's Patriots story: https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2018/...-playoffs-picks

Great reviews so far!
https://twitter.com/AlbertBurneko/status/951832139431120896
https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/951841240844300289

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Bill Simmons being a dumb idiot homer is like the thing that I like about him the most

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Zeeman posted:

Bill Simmons decided to write about Seth Wickersham's Patriots story: https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2018/...-playoffs-picks

This is from the column

quote:

The Patriots are Stillwater from Almost Famous. Consider Seth Wickersham as William Miller; Brady is obviously Russell Hammond; Alex Guerrero is his Penny Lane; Belichick is Jeff Bebe, the front man who believes everyone should bow down to him; Bob Kraft is Jimmy Fallon, the professional manager who wants all the credit for getting them to the next level. We are all the kids at the house party watching Brady the Golden God.”

It's an email and not written by Simmons, but he definitely put it in there.

At this point Simmons is just a performance artist recreating Bill Simmons columns.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
I for one am stunned that Bill Simmons believes this situation is exactly like one of the four movies he has seen

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I hope Bill keeps on writing forever so I can continually judge my growth as an individual. The more I find him unreadable the more I know I've developed. Good stuff.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

then of course deadspin tripled down

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/951900437640286209

can i just add simmons' hard on for jimmy g is kinda nauseating, even if jimmy does have a good future

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Why are they getting so self-rightously mad about Bill Simmons writing a dumb homer column for the 5000th time and why is it in like the same "SIR HOW DARE YOU SIR" tone that you'd use on like the president saying the n word or something

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howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

I assume they just want an excuse to use that gif of Simmons flapping his arms.

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