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Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

Ah, but I was trying to get out of China.

just use an ssh tunnel to some server abroad and tunnel dns and http traffic through it you dweebs

also post more tits.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
How do you start a thread on the app?????

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Im sitting here spacing out on my toilet and it feels good to just relax the old urethra

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
I mean not with a bic pen or anything smaller than that

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
swatting has gone too far

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/jna-genocide-canteen-system-evil-surplus/20118

Some interesting descriptions of gear on this page... got some cool stuff too.

https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/kalakalle-ham-cock-182-g-canned/33760

“Does not contain cock”

Dingleberry fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Jan 5, 2018

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:lol:

quote:

These have been used in a genocide, so whatever dings and scratches these have, they happened in situations you cannot forget even in your sleep. They still do their job, though.

These guys are great.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Godholio posted:

:lol:


These guys are great.


https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/kalakalle-ham-cock-182-g-canned/33760

“Because it's healthy AND it tastes good, this food resembles much like a situation where you are enjoying your beer in a bar and a pretty young girl comes up to you and asks if you would like to go to her place and assfuck her. A deal too good to be true. Except with this food delicacy there is no hidden cock included.”

“Foreign people might wonder why the excellent delicacy is called ham cock and, well, it's a wonder for us too, since this kind of food originally comes from Savo, a remote location in the middle of Finland known for inbreeding and incapacity to form sentences that mean anything. The classic fish cock, in Savo, means food and flying fish cock a train. We know, it's weird.”

From the ham cock description

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Dingleberry posted:

“Because it's healthy AND it tastes good, this food resembles much like a situation where you are enjoying your beer in a bar and a pretty young girl comes up to you and asks if you would like to go to her place and assfuck her. A deal too good to be true. Except with this food delicacy there is no hidden cock included.”

So.... sub-par?


Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe

Godholio posted:

:lol:


These guys are great.

I've ordered from them. Flat rate $9.99 shipping to the US. Bought a pair of German Navy deck boots that are absolutely the best bad weather boots I've ever had for $30.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

link them shits, i walked around in cold wet socks all day

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Burning Beard posted:

I've ordered from them. Flat rate $9.99 shipping to the US. Bought a pair of German Navy deck boots that are absolutely the best bad weather boots I've ever had for $30.

???

???

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/the-marshal-of-finland-outfit/20992

I kinda want to move to Finland.

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

link them shits, i walked around in cold wet socks all day

https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/bundesmarine-winter-boots-with-felt-lining-surplus/52703

Worth every penny.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
saw this today and it reminded me of an old classic

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/949747462465470464/video/1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxFfxTZA6ao

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Boxed wine done won over once again


good night, yäll!

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
*extremely German giggles*

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
I found an (the only?) Apollonia 6 record at the shop the other day, I haven't listened to it yet.

For those of you who don't know, Apollonia was the chick in Purple Rain that Prince was all over, anyhow she had a band of course spun off from that or whatever. I grabbed the record because, hell you don't see Apollonia 6 records everyday and it was $5, and because I figured that it was at least produced by Prince or something which might make it ok. I mean The Time album is really good too! But anyways its produced by like the loving Starr Company (not Ringo) so I dont know how bad it will be. ANYHOW I was looking at the liner notes to a song that sounds insanely good:

quote:

I need you to get me off
I'm your bomb getting ready to explode
I need you to get me off
Be your slave do anything I'm told

I'm a sex shooter
Shootin' love in your direction
I'm a sex shooter
Come and play with my affections

I need you to pull my trigger baby
I can't do it alone
I need you to be my main play thing pillar of stone

I'm a sex shooter
Shootin' love in your direction
I'm a sex shooter
Come and play with my affections

Come on kiss the gun
Whoa-oo-oh
Whoa-oo-oh

Come on kiss the gun
Guaranteed for fun

I'm a sex shooter
Shootin love in your direction
I'm a sex shooter
Come and play with my affections

No girls body can compete with mine
No girls rap can top my lines
No girls kiss can ring your chimes
Come on boy lets make some time

I'm a sex shooter
Shootin' love in your direction
I'm a sex shooter
Come and play with my affections
Everybody sing it
Sex shooter
Shootin' love in your direction
I can't hear you
Sex shooter
Come and play with my affections
All the nasty people sing it
Sex shooter

I'll let you guys know how good it is here in a bit!!!!!!!

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
edit: oh yeah the first song is apparently about how she was banging her principal in high school, like all of high school

:catstare:

oh it does have Wendy, LIsa and the entire Revolution for some songs

mods changed my name fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Jan 7, 2018

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
i just looked up apollonia 6 on wiki and its way more complicated than I had thought. I'll spare you the details but TIL that Prince wrote the song "Manic Monday" for Vanity 6 (later sorta Apollonia 6), which was then instead given to the Bangles

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think


loving :lol:

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
ok A6 was forgettable at best. listening to Cyndi Lauper's She's So Unusual which has quite a few good classic 80s songs on it

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


I was waiting for a bird in the first one. I loving lost my poo poo.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
It's the circle of life.

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/948225570067943429

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

https://i.imgur.com/mWsDbXE.gifv

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Day drinking in Edinburgh and watching playoff football and some random rugby match is pretty :hfive:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

hey

they're making a john wick series on starz

https://io9.gizmodo.com/keanu-reeve...dium=Socialflow

quote:

Set in the same world as the John Wick films, The Continental will tell the story of the Continental hotel, a place where the world’s deadliest assassins go to lay low when they aren’t out and about killing people. Though Reeves has not been confirmed to reprise his role as Wick on the series, he’ll serve as co-executive producer along with Basil Iwanyk and Chad Stahelski, who directed all three John Wick films. Chris Collins (The Man in the High Castle, The Wire) will serve as showrunner and writer.

Though The Continental’s home on television might make you assume that the show won’t be nearly as action-packed as the film series it’s tied to, Starz is confident that the show will be able to deliver on epic fight scenes. Said Starz CEO Chris Albrecht today at the Television Critics Association winter press tour:

“The Continental promises to include the thunderous fight sequences and intensely staged shootouts between professional assassins and their targets that fans have come to expect in the John Wick movie franchise as well as introducing some new, darkly compelling characters who inhabit this underground world.”

Given how visually stunning some of John Wick’s choreography was, The Continental has some fairly large shoes to fill. Hopefully, we can expect those shoes to be filled (with blood) when The Continental drops some time in the near future.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

In it's favor, I'm pretty sure it was Starz that picked up Strike Back and that had some pretty baller gun work.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
I just drank a bottle and a half of wine after working two doubles with only 4 hours of sleep in between the 18 hour shifts. Y'all motherfuckers should watch the toys that made us on Netflix, talking about GI Joes. poo poo brought back a lot of good memories of growing up in the 80s and 90s.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Bored As gently caress posted:

I just drank a bottle and a half of wine after working two doubles with only 4 hours of sleep in between the 18 hour shifts. Y'all motherfuckers should watch the toys that made us on Netflix, talking about GI Joes. poo poo brought back a lot of good memories of growing up in the 80s and 90s.

Meh, most of that stuff was before my time.

Now if they did an episode about Street Sharks or SWAT Katz, that would be my poo poo.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The karaoke DJ at this bar has the treble turned all the way up and I feel like my ears are about to bleed

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Did someone here upload this? Found it when I was cleaning out my YouTube bookmark folder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2eHPgD7dK0

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

BigDave posted:

Did someone here upload this? Found it when I was cleaning out my YouTube bookmark folder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2eHPgD7dK0

Lmao that video reminds me that prisoners serve more purpose in life than the typical front

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

BigDave posted:

Did someone here upload this? Found it when I was cleaning out my YouTube bookmark folder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2eHPgD7dK0

Wasn’t that Cole’s unit?

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
I dont know why but at AP hill we had to take E V E R Y T H I N G out of like 10 humvees. Someone said they posted it on youtube. It was new levels of stupid. I think we did it because people kept smoking in the vehicles and not putting them in a soda cans or flicking them out the window like a normal human being.

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
also mods change my name to Streetwise Hercules tia

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://twitter.com/nprmusic/status/953992228581662720

https://www.npr.org/2018/01/18/578800243/andrew-w-k-takes-responsibility-for-causing-speeding-with-sonic-party-power

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