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Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice
I'm half out of my gourd from anesthesia and percocet. Closest you'll ever get me to drunk.

On the one hand, I feel incredibly beatific and genuinely warm and emotionally connected to everyone around me. I'm a little sad knowing it's temporary. I am grateful that I finally got a glimpse into why people use drugs I never had a clue except from a clinical/academic point of view.

Be happy. GiPers. Find someone to love. Make America great again. Even :smugdon: can't get me down right now.

Off to sleep and/or jerk off.

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mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Ok i hope u cum thick ropes for America dude

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Rat posted:

I don't know where else to put this, so it goes here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUplioG2DC4

Well this was the perfect way to start my snow day

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

The Rat posted:

I don't know where else to put this, so it goes here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUplioG2DC4

Oh...

gently caress. Yes.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




I feel like this NWS as hell video from the same group has a lot that this thread will appreciate:

:nws:
https://vimeo.com/155089463
:nws:

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

PSA: driving back home from Portland, had to stop in at work for 30 minutes, clocked in and taking a dump.

I swear my bowels know when I'm on company time

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

:krad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K-fsz09oTE

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

I don't know what this is, but I'm glad I saw it.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

I'll pop a beer in his honour when he finally wraps himself around a lightpole.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://twitter.com/wrycolf/status/964292690564341761

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

lol

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Lmfao

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
that is baller as gently caress

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPQlXNH36mI

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Nothing good is real, everything is fake, welcome to the worst timeline

https://www.instagram.com/p/Be8vrJAH-8D/

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Ok so I know everything on the internet is fake but are you telling me that’s fake or

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
PornHub is being used to stream... non-porn?? :confused:

https://qz.com/1167277/people-are-streaming-hamilton-and-zootopia-on-pornhub/

Genius.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Ya I think the Star Wars despecialized editions are or were on there

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
Once again, I need to try watching Heavy Metal all the way through. And once again, I don't know whether blacking out before the end will be better or worse for my mental health. I don't have any duties scheduled for the next day or two, but that's always a crapshoot.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Go to porn hub

search for minecraft

understand that this isn't minecraft porn

pornhub has no rules against uploading not porn

Some times people even upload sports

https://twitter.com/Pornhub/status/486620532343730176

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
You said there wouldn't be Minecraft porn and yet that was exactly the first thing that came up. :mad:

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwlpKNLS3X8

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Ya I think the Star Wars despecialized editions are or were on there

i should upload the christmas special

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
seems like is already on youtube

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
but yeah the porn site i'm dumb whatever go gently caress yourself hct

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

hct you continue to be one of my favorite people

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Naked Bear posted:

You said there wouldn't be Minecraft porn and yet that was exactly the first thing that came up. :mad:

Owned

try minecraft gameplay

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Nah baby, I had Porn Hub up because I was watching Minecraft videos! Honest!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

A Bad Poster posted:

Nah Boss, I had Porn Hub up because I was watching Minecraft videos! Honest! No need to contact HR!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
don't click this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XBWZI6f-38

what the gently caress, over :suicide:

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

Naked Bear posted:

don't click this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XBWZI6f-38

what the gently caress, over :suicide:

Woof

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Class cancelled for 2 days due to (Ex) Cyclone :toot:
My class actually owns and it's the first time I've ever been hoping I'd still get to go to school

Radical 90s Wizard fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Feb 19, 2018

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Naked Bear posted:

don't click this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XBWZI6f-38

what the gently caress, over :suicide:

Steph Curry laughing without even an attempt to hide it and Chance’s “the hell is this bullshit?” reactions were great.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Ooof. Train jumped the tracks after just seven seconds of singing. Half-surprised she didn't have a grand piano out there to drape herself over.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Naked Bear posted:

don't click this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XBWZI6f-38

what the gently caress, over :suicide:

and here I thought that her pissing herself in the middle of a concert was the lowest point of her career :stonk:

seriously that was such a butchery they needed to get a biohazard crew out there to mop up the blood

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

and here I thought that her pissing herself in the middle of a concert was the lowest point of her career :stonk:

I'm sorry, what now

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I'm sorry, what now

:nws:? https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-truth-behind-fergies-iconic-piss-picture

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

and here I thought working with will.i.am was the lowest point of her career :stonk:

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Naked Bear posted:

don't click this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XBWZI6f-38

what the gently caress, over :suicide:

She looks so proud of herself

Nailed it

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