|
It's my hope that NSM continues to dunk on Iron Fist this entire arc. His next move should be to refuse to unmask, and actually go through with the refusal.
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2018 06:53
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 9, 2024 06:42 |
|
|
Johnny Walker posted:"Oh no! If I take off my mask he might start to suspect Peter Parker is Spider-Man!" You're telling me Peter Parker - Is Spider-Man!?
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2018 09:08
|
|
howe_sam posted:I mean he has in like three of the previous four storylines Hell in the antman arc didn't they even rent a vehicle under their real names to get to the villain's house?
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2018 09:29
|
|
|
Synthbuttrange posted:
I mean, on a technicality he sort of beat a bunch of supervillains. Mainly by talking them into not hitting him in the head anymore. All Danny has managed to do so far is to get someone stabbed and punch a guy in the hand when he said he was going to punch his hand. I know, it is hard to believe it, but we finally found someone worse at being a hero than Spider-Man . The sort of guy who grows a very recognizable beard, poses for the WSJ, then shows off said beard when he goes out to fight people illegally. And to top it off removes his mask when people too stupid or poor can't tell who he is anyway.
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2018 10:05
|
|
|
he decided to reveal his identity out of nowhere after nsm stopped caring. this is his response to being asked to team up. it would only make sense if nif was the one who asked!
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2018 22:36
|
|
|
ConfusedUs posted:It's my hope that NSM continues to dunk on Iron Fist this entire arc. His next move should be to refuse to unmask, and actually go through with the refusal. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 5, 2018 03:34
|
|
|
Pete dunking on Danny would be better if Pete didn't give his up every 15 minutes.
|
|
#
?
Jul 5, 2018 04:04
|
|
|
Endless Mike posted:Pete dunking on Danny would be better if Pete didn't give his up every 15 minutes. Somehow to me that actually makes it better!
|
|
#
?
Jul 5, 2018 04:10
|
|
|
Poor Newspaper Danny, his training must have been really rough to have suffered so many blows to the head.
|
|
#
?
Jul 5, 2018 04:27
|
|
|
Accordion Man posted:Poor Newspaper Danny, his training must have been really rough to have suffered so many blows to the head. And yet, still not the Worst Iron Fist Ever.
|
|
#
?
Jul 5, 2018 06:28
|
|
|
I was trying to remember who NSM Danny Rand reminded me of or a blonde, tiara-less Herc
|
|
#
?
Jul 5, 2018 11:02
|
|
|
In which I can't read.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 00:26
|
|
|
 Oh my god spidey.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 00:35
|
|
|
We've switched Peter Parker out for some random absolute rear end in a top hat off the street. Let's see if anyone notices.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 00:45
|
|
|
Spider man! With the proportional dickishness of a spider!
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 00:46
|
|
|
I think he's just saying he's gonna talk about iron fist, not blow his secret identity, but lmao anyway
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 00:52
|
|
|
iron fist is going to try to murder peter parker, and in doing so will learn he is spider-man
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 01:30
|
|
|
Jesus Christ, Iron Fist doesn't have webslinging or anything. He just jumped off the rooftop out of sheer mortification.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 01:39
|
|
|
What if he lands on his fist?
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 01:41
|
|
|
I was gonna say you're not a reporter you just take pictures but I forgot he had been made a deputy reporter for this arc.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 02:56
|
|
|
He'll make drawings! Drawings of Iron Fist!
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 03:12
|
|
|
"Spider-Man, there's a murderer on the loose." "'scuse me, Spidey gosta get paid."
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 03:21
|
|
|
Synthbuttrange posted:What if he lands on his fist? 
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 03:32
|
|
|
He very obviously saw a gronkk in need of a hug.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 03:36
|
|
|
Synthbuttrange posted:
Can someone replace Spidey's dismissive gesture with just a hand flipping the bird?
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 06:14
|
|
|
Remember waaaay back at the end of the last arc wherein JJJ was the bad guy for wanting to put poo poo in the paper and endanger someones identity?
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 06:25
|
|
Otherkinsey Scale posted:Jesus Christ, Iron Fist doesn't have webslinging or anything. He just jumped off the rooftop out of sheer mortification. Yeah I was gonna say. He can't fly or do acrobatic Daredevil poo poo. He's gonna die.
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 06:33
|
|
|
I'm going to assume the plan is "use IF as flypaper to draw the Claw out" with some justification of protecting people like Woo who would be targeted instead. Bonus points if it's "we planned this all out between Thursday and Friday, he's in on it."
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 07:28
|
|
|
uPen posted:I was gonna say you're not a reporter you just take pictures but I forgot he had been made a deputy reporter for this arc. He hasn't even taken a picture of Iron Fist.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 08:19
|
|
|
Lurdiak posted:Yeah I was gonna say. He can't fly or do acrobatic Daredevil poo poo. He's gonna die. He's mortified that he was tricked into unmasking, and so does the only honourable thing.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 08:52
|
|
|
Samovar posted:He's mortified that he was tricked into unmasking, and so does the only honourable thing. Tricked is a strong word.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 10:28
|
|
|
Synthbuttrange posted:
I love this dumb comic 
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 11:32
|
|
|
Iron Fist (falling): Right, time to activate my trusty webshoote.... poo poo.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 14:19
|
|
|
Maybe he thinks if he punches the ground just as he's about to hit it, it'll cancel his momentum. It's magic, so it'll probably work, honestly.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 14:40
|
|
|
He's using the Just Cause version of momentum, where if you pull yourself down to the ground from the top of a building, you'll be fine!
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 16:19
|
|
|
He doesn't obey the Western laws of gravity. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 16:36
|
|
|
Haifisch posted:He doesn't obey the Western laws of gravity. You mean the theory of gravity.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2018 23:42
|
|
|
He forgot he doesn't have webshooters, so he has them.
|
|
#
?
Jul 7, 2018 00:56
|
|
|
I don't want to bring anybody down in what is a pretty happy thread, but it seems appropriate to mention that Steve Ditko - co-creator of Spider-Man - has died 
|
|
#
?
Jul 7, 2018 01:37
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 9, 2024 06:42 |
|
|
ZeroCount posted:You mean the theory of gravity. So long as it's Western, he doesn't give a poo poo about it. Jerusalem posted:I don't want to bring anybody down in what is a pretty happy thread, but it seems appropriate to mention that Steve Ditko - co-creator of Spider-Man - has died drat. that really sucks.
|
|
#
?
Jul 7, 2018 04:13
|
|
