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Tolkien minority posted:drink water, heh, like a scrub? only the finest sugar water for me
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 19:17 |
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Amateur Saboteur posted:Are you goddamn kidnapped? Do you need help? Lol right?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 19:20 |
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eightysixed posted:bleach is the obvious answer here. Followed by an ammonia chaser.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 19:21 |
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Tolkien minority posted:drink water, heh, like a scrub? only the finest sugar water for me
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 20:12 |
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numberoneposter posted:anticipating the "after" where they bottles are all filled with pissssssssss Who says they aren't already?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 20:47 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Who says they aren't already?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 20:48 |
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Literally no other drink can be created without water, idiots. There are no better alternatives.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:19 |
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Fancy_Breakfast posted:Literally no other drink can be created without water, idiots.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:22 |
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Soon they're going to start telling me that all sorts of poo poo is made out of water, like trees. Trees are made out of wood. If water was in so many things, why isn't it on the loving periodic table.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:25 |
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numberoneposter posted:my bottle of orange juice says 100% juice dumb rear end Yeah but it only has water in it BECAUSE IT RAINED ON THE ORANGE JUICE TREE. moraon
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:33 |
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Hot Tea. Just don't ruin it with sugar
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:35 |
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Ive been drinking the slime I clean out of the cat's water thing, ive lost a lot of weight I think its very healthy
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:56 |
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ive been drinking nothing but fermented cabbage smoothies
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:06 |
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Amateur Saboteur posted:Are you goddamn kidnapped? Do you need help? i stole it from reddit some guy made sugar water for himself to drink exclusivl every week beacuse he didnt like the taste of water
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 23:17 |
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numberoneposter posted:my bottle of orange juice says 100% juice dumb rear end what’s a “juice dumbass”?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 23:59 |
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Tolkien minority posted:i stole it from reddit some guy made sugar water for himself to drink exclusivl every week beacuse he didnt like the taste of water
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 00:45 |
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Lowtax have you considered dried milk? It's all the goodness of milk without any of that nasty water stuff in it
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 01:00 |
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Wizzanthos posted:Lowtax have you considered dried milk? It's all the goodness of milk without any of that nasty water stuff in it Makes a great lube in a pinch.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 01:03 |
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Fancy_Breakfast posted:Yeah but it only has water in it BECAUSE IT RAINED ON THE ORANGE JUICE TREE. moraon He's not saying to drink the tree, idiot. R > C > P. If the package says "100% orange juice" that means the only thing in there is orange juice, and an orange is full of orange and juice just means it was juiced, ergo quid pro quo there is no water in orange juice Dr. Scientist MD.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 01:06 |
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Lowtax posted:He's not saying to drink the tree, idiot. R > C > P. If the package says "100% orange juice" that means the only thing in there is orange juice, and an orange is full of orange and juice just means it was juiced, ergo quid pro quo there is no water in orange juice Dr. Scientist MD. dr scientist md would never make such outrageous claims.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 01:14 |
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dr scientist is a man of integrity, not some crackpot youtube doctor
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 01:14 |
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1gnoirents posted:I legitimately flirted with the idea of learning how to do this myself after a call to 911 once day when I was severely dehydrated (resting heart rate of 190). I took two full bags and it was like... quenching a thirst in places I've never felt before, places I didn't know could react that way. You know when you've been putting in some serious work outside for hours and hours and that one sip you take just takes you to another place for a second? It was like that except ... in all my cells... my organs... all my veins which before that day I didn't know you could feel. In Arizona you can actually go to IV clinics for a drink.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 01:15 |
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Hell Yeah posted:dr scientist is a man of integrity, not some crackpot youtube doctor
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 01:17 |
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lsd?
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 01:32 |
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you can drink chips so technically i think a bag of crushed up doritos is a water alternative
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 01:33 |
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isn’t there a video of someone making dorito flavored water by filtering water through crushed doritos with a cheese cloth was it the gatorade in a rice maker thread?
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 03:42 |
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A gallon of a super massive black hole has the same nourishment of 17~23 solar systems. Should be enough for all.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 03:50 |
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Boxed wine is almost as cheap as water and it tastes like sad grapes and makes you make terrible decisions, could be what the tax man craves.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 04:01 |
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Ocean Book posted:lsd? This is also a good option. Though liquid lsd is usually contained in high proof alcohol, at least for long term storage.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 04:05 |
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Blender an apple into a drinkable liquid.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 04:05 |
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Tenzarin posted:Blender an apple into a drinkable liquid. Apple seeds have cyanide in them you murderous fucker
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 04:11 |
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The fatal dose of hydrogen cyanide for an adult is about 50 mg. To get that from apple seeds you'd need to eat 60 g to 100 g of seeds in a fairly short time period (say, 12 hours). And you should crush them up first to ensure the hydrogen cyanide is absorbed - otherwise there's a chance they'd pass through you mostly undigested.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 04:16 |
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Ban these apple slayers immediately
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 04:33 |
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Anything can basically be a liquid, right?
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 04:40 |
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Linux Pirate posted:Anything can basically be a liquid, right?
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 04:44 |
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I saw "very hard liquor" then skipped to the end of the thread So Where is it
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 04:48 |
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numberoneposter posted:ice cant be a liquid No Never
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