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This story better lead to Newspaper Sleepwalker.
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Push El Burrito posted:This story better lead to Newspaper Sleepwalker. I haven't been keeping up on the "real" comics but I think he showed up in a dark hawk mini last month so a NSM push to coincide with that is probably at least six months away
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Aug 7, 2018 20:01
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Aug 8, 2018 01:29
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dont try and remember something you might hurt yourself 
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Aug 8, 2018 01:49
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Watching NSM trying to drop bon mots left and right is physically causing me pain.
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Aug 8, 2018 03:00
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In my headcanon he's going through the same internal struggle about his quips as that time against Punisher.
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Aug 8, 2018 04:21
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Peter you've referred to rent as "tariffs" and your wallet as a billfold (which doesn't come up on my tablet's spellcheck oddly enough) you should be the last person to complain.
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Aug 8, 2018 05:02
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I was gonna say, probably last week, Peter.
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davidspackage posted:I was gonna say, probably last week, Peter. Last week he was on the road with MJ. I don't have a point to this other than I thought about it for a moment and couldn't believe it.
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Aug 8, 2018 06:59
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Since last week he went underground, got buried by rubble, travelled to florida and got punched by the lizard and the hulk. He's got a busy concussion filled life.
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Aug 8, 2018 07:06
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Push El Burrito posted:This story better lead to Newspaper Sleepwalker. gently caress yes, it would be so great and they could team up... oh, you were probably joking?  I love Sleepwalker 
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rare Magic card l00k posted:Last week he was on the road with MJ. Last week Peter was dealing with henchGRONKs.
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Aug 8, 2018 15:50
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Aug 9, 2018 02:04
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Uh, Pete, where are you keeping your mask if it isn't in one of your pockets?
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Aug 9, 2018 02:23
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Pete's gonna undress like that Mr Bean skit where he goes to the beach and there's a dude standing there with him and Mr Bean doesn't realize until the end that the dude is blind
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Aug 9, 2018 02:25
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Zeeman posted:Uh, Pete, where are you keeping your mask if it isn't in one of your pockets? It must be on his head somewhere for how often it shows up on his face. Keeps it in his hair?
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Aug 9, 2018 02:34
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that he was in florida has nothing to do with anything. peter has a long history of taking pictures, pictures of spiderman! also, that newspaper with his name on it in large print demonstrates that he was present in ny to take pictures of spiderman and iron fist the night before, which is what gc is asking questions about. like, is he trying to claim that it was some other peter parker because he was out of town? and more importantly, is his ruse actually working?
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Aug 9, 2018 02:46
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Zeeman posted:Uh, Pete, where are you keeping your mask if it isn't in one of your pockets? It’s in his “prison wallet”
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Aug 9, 2018 02:50
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“I have never seen a boarding pass so I’ll just draw a UK license plate instead. I’m sure that’s close.“ - the artist
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Synthbuttrange posted:
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Aug 9, 2018 03:14
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That's a license plate, not a boarding pass.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I know I do this joke every time but Peter you are thinking out loud again.
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Aug 9, 2018 04:47
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Knormal posted:Holy poo poo, that hand. You'll have to be more specific
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Aug 9, 2018 07:01
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Hi it's me Suwan, standing at an angle.
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Aug 9, 2018 07:06
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This totally fits because he probably wrote that Iron Fist story in like five minutes
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Aug 9, 2018 08:02
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I'm a little confused why he's sitting around and hoping they don't uncover his secret identity for all of this time. Does he have some kind of goal in mind, here? Why doesn't he just beat them up with punches and kicks and be done with it?
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Chinook posted:I'm a little confused why he's sitting around and hoping they don't uncover his secret identity for all of this time. Does he have some kind of goal in mind, here? Why doesn't he just beat them up with punches and kicks and be done with it? Because then they might figure out that he's Spider-Man!
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Aug 9, 2018 13:26
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Because him fighting back can only mean Spider-Man! I can't find it, someone post the page where Thor is undercover at a construction site, but shows off such strength and always runs off to fight crime that the foreman thinks he's Spider-Man.
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Aug 9, 2018 14:04
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well to be fair, peter isn't just some random goober who is married to an e-list celebrity. rather, he has a long association with spiderman. so, if he starts exhibiting vague super powers and extreme cognitive deficiency, even someone dumb enough to be netflix iron fist's enemy might connect the dots.
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Aug 9, 2018 14:09
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You're suspiciously fit and strong and fast for a guy who merely follows Spider-Man around... Duh! How do you think I'm able to keep up with a guy like Spider-Man!
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Aug 9, 2018 14:18
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It's like when people are surprised that a soccer linesman is very athlethic...
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Aug 9, 2018 14:20
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What are the chances that Peter will have to resort to his powers and bluff that he is the Iron Fist, despite Danny having a full grown, visible beard, and everyone believes it?
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Samuringa posted:What are the chances that Peter will have to resort to his powers and bluff that he is the Iron Fist, despite Danny having a full grown, visible beard, and everyone believes it? I mean, now that you've said it, almost a certainty.
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if he trips, falls, and lands with his butt stuck in a mop bucket no one would question the ruse
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Aug 9, 2018 21:59
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Samuringa posted:What are the chances that Peter will have to resort to his powers and bluff that he is the Iron Fist, despite Danny having a full grown, visible beard, and everyone believes it? Peter procures and wears a fake beard, but he forgets to put it on half the time he goes in costume. However, because Iron Fist alternates between stubble and a full beard regularly, this works out in his favor.
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Aug 9, 2018 23:31
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"You got tricked into visiting my base, stumbled around, got knocked out without achieving anything and now you have no idea what's going on. You must be Spider-man!" "drat, I blew my cover"
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Qwertycoatl posted:"You got tricked into visiting my base, stumbled around, got knocked out without achieving anything and now you have no idea what's going on. You must be Spider-man!"
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Savidudeosoo posted:I mean, now that you've said it, almost a certainty. Well yeah, we've all but confirmed that Stan Lee's ghostwriter is in the thread now.
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 whoopsy doodle
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