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hackbunny posted:This is actually guillotine.txt material because the guy is not stupid, he has a vested interest: he makes a health tracker for the elderly i was just going to empty quote the twitter post, but a good use of guillotine.txt should always be emphasized
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Sep 23, 2018 00:12
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im depressed lol posted:i was just going to empty quote the twitter post, but a good use of guillotine.txt should always be emphasized Health insurance companies have already started to mine things like social media in order to "improve" their underwriting calculations.
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Sep 23, 2018 00:13
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the lack of social media presence obviously being a sign of tremendous risk
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Sep 23, 2018 00:16
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:Okay so instead of having big, smelly garbage trucks full of surly unionized employees, what if instead you have full trashcans send a message thru an app to be emptied. By who you ask? Why, our EN-ERG-IN-EERS! Energineers earn points for bringing the TrashPod to any recognized waste facility, using their own vehicles (we're bike-friendly!) of course. Points are redeemable for cash according to the market conditions of our Enevo EcoStore. there’s a lot of “smart dumpsters” out there. it lets them dispatch (and more importantly charge for) a truck between scheduled pickups if it gets full. temperature is to tell if it’s on fire the twitter stuff is the dumb part
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Sep 23, 2018 00:18
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im depressed lol posted:the lack of social media presence obviously being a sign of tremendous risk I don't doubt this for a second. Hell, even if you had one, you probably couldn't just let it sit there.
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Sep 23, 2018 00:48
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Milo and POTUS posted:I don't doubt this for a second. Hell, even if you had one, you probably couldn't just let it sit there. Make sure you don't have a like for Hot Pockets on your facebook page.
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Sep 23, 2018 00:58
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I wonder what they think of my facebook sports interest in human bowling
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Sep 23, 2018 01:22
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I wonder what facebook thinks of my like for Curling
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Sep 23, 2018 01:25
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business idea: a service that curates a public-facing social media presence that only likes and interacts with innocuous #brands like the new york times and wall street journal to convince employers to not go looking for your real one and also that you have no noteworthy political awareness
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Sep 23, 2018 01:29
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Shear Modulus posted:business idea: a service that curates a public-facing social media presence that only likes and interacts with innocuous #brands like the new york times and wall street journal to convince employers to not go looking for your real one and also that you have no noteworthy political awareness so by innocuous you mean radical centrist
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Sep 23, 2018 01:49
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Shear Modulus posted:business idea: a service that curates a public-facing social media presence that only likes and interacts with innocuous #brands like the new york times and wall street journal to convince employers to not go looking for your real one and also that you have no noteworthy political awareness Likes *TED Talks *Fareed Zakaria Columns ' *NPR *Harvard Business Journal *Coding Boot Camps for Homeless Youth
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Sep 23, 2018 01:54
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Krankenstyle posted:so by innocuous you mean radical centrist yeah basically what you have to pretend to be if you want to be employed etalian posted:Likes this guy gets it Shear Modulus has issued a correction as of 01:57 on Sep 23, 2018 |
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Sep 23, 2018 01:54
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pretending to like both NPR and the economist so you see Both Sides is the white collar equivalent of a retail employee having to say theyve never thought of unionizing before but remembers hearing they are unfair
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Sep 23, 2018 01:56
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im in, where do i sign up to get paid for liking mayonnaise, talking about the weather, and the incarnation of that dril tweet with the wise man
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Sep 23, 2018 02:04
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i hear elon is hiring.
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Sep 23, 2018 02:06
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im depressed lol posted:i hear elon is hiring. They said they wanted to get paid
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Sep 23, 2018 02:07
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hell, for free i will log into your account and like woody allen, phil collins, & gary glitter
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Sep 23, 2018 02:15
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Gum posted:They said they wanted to get paid you'll be paid in experience. the experience of licking the boots of your master.
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Sep 23, 2018 02:21
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im depressed lol posted:the lack of social media presence obviously being a sign of tremendous risk but too much social media means you're more likely to be diagnosed with a mental disorder too. catch 22
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Sep 23, 2018 02:22
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"on june 12th, 2012 you stated via a Twitter post that you felt kind of depressed and were not looking forward to going to work tomorrow. since you did not disclose your pre-existing depression in good faith, we can not provide the coverage you requested for your past & future therapy sessions. have a nice day."
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Sep 23, 2018 02:28
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im depressed lol posted:"on june 12th, 2012 you stated via a Twitter post that you felt kind of depressed and were not looking forward to going to work tomorrow. since you did not disclose your pre-existing depression in good faith, we can not provide the coverage you requested for your past & future therapy sessions. have a nice day." counterpoint: "the weirdo from the library posted that but i know a guy who can gently caress you up"
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Sep 23, 2018 05:07
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Krankenstyle posted:hell, for free i will log into your account and like woody allen, phil collins, & gary glitter Wait, Phil Collins?
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Sep 23, 2018 09:58
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wait, Phil Collins? 
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Sep 23, 2018 10:16
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Stickits everywherw
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Sep 23, 2018 10:31
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Krankenstyle posted:counterpoint: "the weirdo from the library posted that but i know a guy who can gently caress you up" "well sir, you are entitled to express yourself however you please, but keep in mind cyberdyne health insurance has no physical location. our AI representatives are located completely in the cloud. also keep in mind that ToS you agreed to regarding use of our services claims you as solely responsible for the security of all social media account with your name. your threats of physical violence, however, indicate an increases risk for emergency room use and treatment of physical injuries. our actuaries have determined those who associate with physically violent individuals are more likely to be injured themselves. we will send you a complete summary of the changes to your plan through secure e-mail, along with a transcript of this conversation in the next 24 hours. have a nice day :-)"
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Sep 23, 2018 14:14
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im depressed lol posted:you'll be paid in experience. the experience of licking the boots of your master. how is this real
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Sep 23, 2018 16:37
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Shear Modulus posted:business idea: a service that curates a public-facing social media presence that only likes and interacts with innocuous #brands like the new york times and wall street journal to convince employers to not go looking for your real one and also that you have no noteworthy political awareness pretty sure stuff like that already exists
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Sep 23, 2018 16:42
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Frumply posted:how is this real i keep waiting for someone to tell me it's fake accounts, or a reply trick/hack exploit on twitter. but it's been days, and i've reposted in other threads after seeing it in the elon C-SPAM thread just hoping to be  corrected. i was considering posting screenshot of it (should it be taken down) but any reasonable person would just chuckle and move on, thinking its satire. like, lmbo.
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Sep 23, 2018 16:43
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im depressed lol posted:you'll be paid in experience. the experience of licking the boots of your master. please let this responding tweet be correct and result in yet another investigation https://twitter.com/jasemurphy/status/1043350584575766529
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Sep 23, 2018 18:09
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Gum posted:"Hey, this looks just like our living room when we moved in"
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Sep 23, 2018 18:12
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Cold on a Cob posted:please let this responding tweet be correct and result in yet another investigation it would only probably start an investigation if one of the cultists maid a complaint that they worked without getting paid but yes its true
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Sep 23, 2018 18:18
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Al! posted:it would only probably start an investigation if one of the cultists maid a complaint that they worked without getting paid but yes its true gently caress me we gotta find a commie that owns a tesla.
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Sep 23, 2018 18:21
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Shear Modulus posted:pretending to like both NPR and the economist so you see Both Sides is the white collar equivalent of a retail employee having to say theyve never thought of unionizing before but remembers hearing they are unfair lol
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Sep 23, 2018 18:54
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Cold on a Cob posted:please let this responding tweet be correct and result in yet another investigation it's correct, but unlikely to be prosecutable for a legal case to exist, prosecutors would probably need to be able to prove that there was more of a connection than just a tweet. as long as they're just hanging around Tesla dealerships singing Elon's praises, and they're not taking orders from Tesla management, it's probably safe
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Sep 23, 2018 20:03
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Main Paineframe posted:it's correct, but unlikely to be prosecutable Oh they are getting instructions from Tesla: Ghostship posted:I hosed up the link somehow.
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Sep 23, 2018 20:06
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Trabisnikof posted:Oh they are getting instructions from Tesla: lmao 
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Sep 23, 2018 21:09
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lol in that thread at least 3 people posted completely unironic "U HAVE MY AXE" lord of the rings gifs to explain how they're willing to get exploited for free
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Sep 24, 2018 04:00
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jimmyjams posted:lol in that thread at least 3 people posted completely unironic "U HAVE MY AXE" lord of the rings gifs to explain how they're willing to get exploited for free If you can convince them that what they're doing is something the fate of the world itself depends on then you can get them to do anything. That's how a lot of cults operate. You convince your followers that the world will be destroyed if they can't save enough souls in time, and then all of a sudden they're willing to volunteer for anything.
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Sep 24, 2018 04:30
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Trabisnikof posted:Oh they are getting instructions from Tesla: loving lmao there's a lot to unpack here
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Sep 24, 2018 04:59
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im down with a car powered entirely by souls
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