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Otherkinsey Scale posted:Normally superheroes are competent enough that they deal mostly with problems the police can't fix... anything is possible in newspaper spiderman
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Chinook posted:So essentially Kingpin's plan is a success.
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Sep 28, 2018 09:49
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yeah I feel like this is going to be played as a dramatic revelation in a week's time or so where our heroes learn to their shock that, by doing exactly what the Kingpin told them that he wanted to do, they have played right into his hands! The horror!
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Sep 28, 2018 13:22
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Spider-Man: But how'd you know we were there? Kingpin: ...you.. you were literally standing in the balcony in my direct line of sight....
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Sep 28, 2018 14:00
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A little late but whatever!
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Sep 28, 2018 19:32
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Go be Gronks on stage.
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Sep 28, 2018 19:44
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jyrque posted:A little late but whatever! lmao wtf
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Sep 28, 2018 21:10
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"So I'm thinking Riverdance, river crocs, we were MADE for the spotlight! Next thing you know my mates and I are on a bus to the big city."
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Sep 28, 2018 21:26
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jyrque posted:A little late but whatever! Wonderful
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Sep 28, 2018 22:20
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jyrque posted:A little late but whatever! been a hot minute since the last good edit, nice one
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Sep 28, 2018 23:18
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jyrque posted:A little late but whatever!  I was thinking of doing the same thing, but this is better than what I had in mind.
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Sep 28, 2018 23:18
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jyrque posted:A little late but whatever! THIS is the strip I need framed on my wall!
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Sep 29, 2018 00:02
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Sep 29, 2018 00:16
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You're all under arrest for being in a room together.
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Sep 29, 2018 00:20
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Because of repeated blows to the head Spider-Man has lost the ability to control the volume of his voice.
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Sep 29, 2018 00:28
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Lurdiak posted:You're all under arrest for being in a room together. More credible than them being under arrest for using guns.
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Sep 29, 2018 00:35
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"Hold yer fire, blue-boys" is such an amazingly NSM line. Also lol if it turns out it was a really, really short range hologram projector and Kingpin and Golden Claw are just trying to sneak out the back in the confusion.
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Sep 29, 2018 02:23
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:"Hold yer fire, blue-boys" is such an amazingly NSM line. Watch, this will have been their plan the whole time. Get all the criminal rackets in New York in one place, demand they all turn into a hegemony under Kingpin and Golden Claw, smack talk assembled gangsters until they open fire, bribe the police to swarm in and arrest everyone else, and leave all the criminal rackets in New York open to be poached and turned into a hegemony under Kingpin and Golden claw.
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Sep 29, 2018 02:28
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:"Hold yer fire, blue-boys" is such an amazingly NSM line. Such a wonderfully classic comic book portrayal of cops and robbers playing a kind of friendly game.
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Sep 29, 2018 03:44
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Daeren posted:Watch, this will have been their plan the whole time. Get all the criminal rackets in New York in one place, demand they all turn into a hegemony under Kingpin and Golden Claw, smack talk assembled gangsters until they open fire, bribe the police to swarm in and arrest everyone else, and leave all the criminal rackets in New York open to be poached and turned into a hegemony under Kingpin and Golden claw. That's a halfway decent plan, though. Is that likely in NSM?
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Standing directly behind you. Lobok posted:Because of repeated blows to the head Spider-Man has lost the ability to control the volume of his voice. Luckily for them the cops can't hear them over the fan that's blowing the tassles of Iron Fist's mask. David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Sep 29, 2018 |
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Sep 29, 2018 03:56
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His tassels do not conform do your western laws of gravity.
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Sep 29, 2018 04:23
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David D. Davidson posted:Standing directly behind you. The strip is a panto now.
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Sep 29, 2018 05:36
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Bruceski posted:The strip is a panto now. Oh no it isn't.
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Sep 29, 2018 06:13
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 Colleen Wing, still not able to give a poo poo.
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Sep 29, 2018 10:22
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A condition most dire. I'm afraid she shan't give a gently caress, not ever again.
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Sep 29, 2018 10:43
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Literal superhuman heroes with extraordinary abilities and experience single-handedly fighting crime for years: Shoot them! Cops, which are still regular humans, but with guns: gently caress we give up.
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Sep 29, 2018 13:13
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Not like you can shoot a fist. That's just the way Western physics (and biology) works.
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Sep 30, 2018 05:26
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In hindsight maybe we shouldn't have stood in the giant gap in the curtain several feet away from the police, talking in loud stage whispers?
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Sep 30, 2018 05:32
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I don't even understand the logic Spidey is using here. Like he's not saying "Oh those things can't project an image from very far away" or even "this is NSM, so everyone is stupid". He just says "that must take lots of energy" and Iron Fist enthusiastically agrees, while Colleen is wondering why neither one of them has ever heard of electrical wires before.
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Sep 30, 2018 05:36
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Zeeman posted:I don't even understand the logic Spidey is using here. Like he's not saying "Oh those things can't project an image from very far away" or even "this is NSM, so everyone is stupid". He just says "that must take lots of energy" and Iron Fist enthusiastically agrees, while Colleen is wondering why neither one of them has ever heard of electrical wires before. the theaters being renovated. do you trust wires last touched in the 1960s to handle the kind of current a hologram needs?
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Sep 30, 2018 11:19
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Mycroft Holmes posted:the theaters being renovated. do you trust wires last touched in the 1960s to handle the kind of current a hologram needs? Eh, the worst it can do is start a fire. That would solve the Kingpin and Claw's mobster problem just as fine as a poison gas canister.
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Sep 30, 2018 11:58
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But it's not as stylish! When you're the head of a crime syndicate, optics are as important as results.
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Sep 30, 2018 13:23
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Malachite_Dragon posted:But it's not as stylish! When you're the head of a crime syndicate, optics are as important as results. https://i.imgur.com/3lW0yXR.gifv
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Sep 30, 2018 13:36
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 Colleen Wing status: Still Annoyed
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Sep 30, 2018 15:07
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I'm the ladder being devoured by the copyright
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Sep 30, 2018 15:20
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Little-known superhero known as Iron Fist.
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Sep 30, 2018 17:39
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Really the hologram wasn't used for anything apart from gloating. They could have just sent some text messages.
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Qwertycoatl posted:Really the hologram wasn't used for anything apart from gloating. They could have just sent some text messages. Kingpin doesn't like burner phones. Just burner theatres.
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