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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Unoriginal Name posted:

Your proposal is that a 2 hour propaganda film about how great it is to be a militarist fascist is flanked by 2 mins of "THIS IS PROPAGANDA" is...better?

I do love the argument "It has a false narrator, so you can't criticize it!" I mean, by that logic, films like The Lone Ranger and Wonder Woman also apply.

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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

CharlestheHammer posted:

Hell in real life the Greeks weren’t really the good guys.

Persia only hosed with them because they just couldn’t stop loving with Persian territory.

"Persian territory" being "the Greeks in Asia Minor". The Anatolian Greeks revolted in a bid for independence, the European Greeks supported them, so Persia decided to invade.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Davros1 posted:

I do love the argument "It has a false narrator, so you can't criticize it!" I mean, by that logic, films like The Lone Ranger and Wonder Woman also apply.

Well, yeah, I don't think anyone's beef with The Lone Ranger is that it failed to accurately capture the historical realities of the 19th century West.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Samuel Clemens posted:

Well, yeah, I don't think anyone's beef with The Lone Ranger is that it failed to accurately capture the historical realities of the 19th century West.

I totally saw people complain about the logistics of The Lone Ranger riding Silver atop a train

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Byzantine posted:

"Persian territory" being "the Greeks in Asia Minor". The Anatolian Greeks revolted in a bid for independence, the European Greeks supported them, so Persia decided to invade.

Yep though it was the Athenians not all Greeks.

When the Persians invaded Greece rallied behind Athens despite Athens clearly being the party in the wrong and most of the Greeks hating them.

It’s rather bizarre

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

CharlestheHammer posted:

Yep though it was the Athenians not all Greeks.

When the Persians invaded Greece rallied behind Athens despite Athens clearly being the party in the wrong and most of the Greeks hating them.

It’s rather bizarre

Not really. "Me against my brother, my brother and me against our neighbour, all three of us against those wankers from over the hill" is about the most common culture in history.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Jedit posted:

Not really. "Me against my brother, my brother and me against our neighbour, all three of us against those wankers from over the hill" is about the most common culture in history.

I mean the Spartans did work with Persians against the Athenians on several occasions.

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

Wheat Loaf posted:

300 is a pretty dull movie to me. I don't really get much out of it either way so it's strange that people manage to have such massive arguments over it.

I thought the visuals were pretty incredible when I first saw it, both the cinematography and the half naked men, and left the theater thinking it was a fantastic movie.

When it came out on DVD 6 months later, I put it on with my roommates, and halfway through my roommates complained that it was boring. I realized that I was pretty bored too. CG can't sustain a full movie, and there was better porn on the internet.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




As a gay man I personally loved watching 300, but I admit my motivations may have been corrupt.

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

MikeJF posted:

As a gay man I personally loved watching 300, but I admit my motivations may have been corrupt.

And thankfully for us, one of those Spartan soldiers was a young Michael Fassbender who later graced us with more impressive visuals than we got in 300.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Nihonniboku posted:

And thankfully for us, one of those Spartan soldiers was a young Michael Fassbender who later graced us with more impressive visuals than we got in 300.

Oh, so that's what Assassin's Creed Odyssey is about.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

So many people watched Shame "for the visuals".









Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Everybody is talking about Bale's physical changes for Vice and not enough people are talking about how he's just kinda using the Batman voice for Cheney.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


Oh, the English-language version of The Intouchables finally happened?

I hope the filmmakers do a better job of adapting a fairly well-received French film into English, to a presumably American setting than the loving monsters that ruined Sleepless Night did. Good lord, that remake loving blew.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Going to go round america in one of those loudspeaker cars, giving speeches on street corners giving the good news that movies with subtitles are totally fine and possible to watch once you get used to it after like, thirty seconds, and sometimes it helps you learn cool foreign swear words

They will name streets after me you'll see

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Vagabundo posted:

Oh, the English-language version of The Intouchables finally happened?

I hope the filmmakers do a better job of adapting a fairly well-received French film into English, to a presumably American setting than the loving monsters that ruined Sleepless Night did. Good lord, that remake loving blew.

the movie premiered at last year's Toronto International Film Festival. This is Lantern Entertainment's first release under their new name. The old name being The Weinstein Company.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

feedmyleg posted:

The one that's coming was originally called Robin Hood: Origins and was meant to be a franchise-starter. There was another Robin Hood movie that was meat to spin off into a cinematic universe for each character. And there's also like 5 more Robin Hood films in development, but I don't think a single one is meant to be a straight Robin Hood story, they've all got some kind of dumb twist on the material.

It's just, like... make a goddamn Robin Hood movie. Make it about an unjust wealthy ruler in a time of great income inequality with a person who wants to redistribute the wealth and suddenly you've got a movie that liberals will flock to and that Fox News will give tons of free press to.

This is reaching back in the thread a bit, but going by the trailer, this actually seems to be what they're doing, with Robin Hood as a class traitor who pulls heists to take down the corrupt government, and what seems to be a Battle In Seattle-inspired fight with masked up protesters versus medieval riot cops.

Seems very King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword, in a good way.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
What an empty tag-line.

Renoistic
Jul 27, 2007

Everyone has a
guardian angel.
I like how they're doubling down on Alita's eyes.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Darthemed posted:

What an empty tag-line.

"You gotta sea to believe!"

el oso
Feb 18, 2005

phew, for a minute there i lost myself

Renoistic posted:

I like how they're doubling down on Alita's eyes.

"You gotta SEE to believe!"

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The eye's are the only reason I want to see that film. Seeing the trailer have me actual chills from his unnatural it looks. It made me feel as uncomfortable as stuff like Salo and Cannibal Holocaust. Which is always good fun

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

FreudianSlippers posted:

The eye's are the only reason I want to see that film. Seeing the trailer have me actual chills from his unnatural it looks. It made me feel as uncomfortable as stuff like Salo and Cannibal Holocaust. Which is always good fun

maybe you wanna dial back the hyperbole a notch

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I am 100% dead serious.

Ok maybe like 45% serious since those eyes are not quite as bad as unstimulated animal slaughter.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Aquaman should court controversy by changing that tagline to "A blue wave is coming"

FreudianSlippers posted:

Ok maybe like 45% serious since those eyes are not quite as bad as unstimulated animal slaughter.

Talk about Freudian...

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Sir Lemming posted:

Aquaman should court controversy by changing that tagline to "A blue wave is coming"

That would be pretty tone-deaf in the wake of a tsunami ravaging Indonesia.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?


Maybe because it's produced by Cameron, but this poster reminds me of the first poster for Avatar.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Samuel Clemens posted:

That would be pretty tone-deaf in the wake of a tsunami ravaging Indonesia.

Hehehe

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Have they finally fixed the giant creepy eyes?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Megillah Gorilla posted:

Have they finally fixed the giant creepy eyes?



God, I hope not

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
The eyes were actually a selling point for me. In the manga, Alita is one of the few characters that have the big eyes, all the normal humans have regular size ones which adds to her sense of isolation.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Have they finally fixed the giant creepy eyes?



Nope, I talked to a guy that's working on it and he said they actually made them a little bit bigger.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Dillbag posted:

Nope, I talked to a guy that's working on it and he said they actually made them a little bit bigger.

Alita, but every time there's a camera cut, the eyes get bigger

(I love the weird big eyes)

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

davidspackage posted:

Alita, but every time there's a camera cut, the eyes get bigger

(I love the weird big eyes)

Keane fan spotted.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I, Butthole
Jun 30, 2007

Begin the operations of the gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas dance halls, and gas threads, etcetera.
I DEMAND IT

The funny thing is that this is hardly even top 50 opening weekend cash nowadays, which is surprisingly prescient for a DC flick.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
the eyes look good

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
The weird eyes are literally the only thing I (and thus, because I am the center of the universe, presumably most people) know about this film. Even if they wanted to make them normal now the marketing team would force them to change it back, probably at gunpoint.

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SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
Honestly, if they went full CGI Anime in a live action world it might have worked. As is, the mostly-but-not quite human approach was weirdly contentious.

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