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why are people putting their high school sports teams on their resume?
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Oct 23, 2018 00:13
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anime was right posted:so what small pest fills the economic niche of the rat there Justin Trudeau
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Oct 23, 2018 00:16
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Shear Modulus posted:why are people putting their high school sports teams on their resume? to show that they're a real man who isn't afraid to put the team on their back
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Oct 23, 2018 00:23
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What's going on here? Are these people streaming themselves playing online slot machines?
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Oct 23, 2018 00:24
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Shear Modulus posted:why are people putting their high school sports teams on their resume? Interns do it because they don't have anything else to talk about.
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Oct 23, 2018 00:29
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Shear Modulus posted:why are people putting their high school sports teams on their resume? Jareds only write one resume: the one when they have zero job experience. Its nepotism the rest of the way up the corporate ladder.
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Oct 23, 2018 00:29
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tbh watching people playing online slots seems less bad/dumb than playing them yourself
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Oct 23, 2018 00:31
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i'm trying to remember when i took all my high school stuff off my resume. it was probably immediately before i moved up from my previous poo poo part-time job at blockbuster to an honest to god engineering internship. i dont think the companies that never called me back on my previous internship applications were impressed by my model UN awards and my previous lovely after-school cashiering jobs.
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Oct 23, 2018 00:35
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brb updating my resume to add "jared j. jaredson high school varsity lacrosse" repeated 10 times in 1-pt font white text on the last page
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Oct 23, 2018 00:36
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Shear Modulus posted:i dont think the companies that never called me back on my previous internship applications were impressed by my model UN awards and my previous lovely after-school cashiering jobs. lol
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Oct 23, 2018 00:39
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amazon regrets that a glitch in its AI system led to the accidental hiring of convicted pedophile jared fogle as the new spokesperson of whole foods
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Oct 23, 2018 00:44
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Shear Modulus posted:brb updating my resume to add "jared j. jaredson high school varsity lacrosse" repeated 10 times in 1-pt font white text on the last page
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Oct 23, 2018 01:17
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I spoke to a journo I know about that Facebook incorrectly reporting viewing figures thing and he was saying it's affects were felt all over the world, but the US was hit the worst. He suspected that Universities had spent loads advertising Video Production courses and cut Editing classes to fill the demand as well. It's like that theory about Facebook creating advertising profiles for Batman because he gets tagged in photos at conventions, just crazy.
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Oct 23, 2018 02:06
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Shear Modulus posted:why are people putting their high school sports teams on their resume? Getting an entry level job is mostly about standing out to a hiring business for totally arbitrary reasons.
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Oct 23, 2018 02:16
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Phrosphor posted:I spoke to a journo I know about that Facebook incorrectly reporting viewing figures thing and he was saying it's affects were felt all over the world, but the US was hit the worst. this is basically every horror story i heard about the terrors of centrally-planned economies where some moron government bureaucrat gets things horribly wrong in the 5 year plan and production gets misdirected towards the wrong things and everyone starves while the factories produce millions of tanks whereas a free market economy is guaranteed to produce the right things
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Oct 23, 2018 03:01
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Shear Modulus posted:this is basically every horror story i heard about the terrors of centrally-planned economies where some moron government bureaucrat gets things horribly wrong in the 5 year plan and production gets misdirected towards the wrong things and everyone starves while the factories produce millions of tanks whereas a free market economy is guaranteed to produce the right things the story that always gets floated is the factory where they misprinted the order for 5 tons of nails so they produced one big 5 ton nail.
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Oct 23, 2018 03:02
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Shear Modulus posted:this is basically every horror story i heard about the terrors of centrally-planned economies where some moron government bureaucrat gets things horribly wrong in the 5 year plan and production gets misdirected towards the wrong things and everyone starves while the factories produce millions of tanks whereas a free market economy is guaranteed to produce the right things crisis: adverted!
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Oct 23, 2018 03:04
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:the story that always gets floated is the factory where they misprinted the order for 5 tons of nails so they produced one big 5 ton nail. In the story I heard it was a lock (like, padlock) factory.
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Oct 23, 2018 03:20
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:the story that always gets floated is the factory where they misprinted the order for 5 tons of nails so they produced one big 5 ton nail. *telegraph bearing Stalin Directive no. 25 “FARM THE UKRAINE” gets smudged in transit* Party official: “Harm...the...Ukraine. Huh. Well, orders is orders.”
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Oct 23, 2018 05:52
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Modest Mao posted:Children's book authors often don't get to choose the illustrator and do not have input on the visuals so it might really be that the illustrator got it while the author didn't nah, this was an indie book, the pitch was that if you funded the kickstarter he could pay the guy
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Oct 23, 2018 08:03
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Shear Modulus posted:i'm trying to remember when i took all my high school stuff off my resume. it was probably immediately before i moved up from my previous poo poo part-time job at blockbuster to an honest to god engineering internship. i have the dubious benefit of instead of high school stuff i have a big paragraph about my military job that if you were ever actually in the air force, you'd immediately realize basically says 'i just answered phones and got sent on work details sometimes'
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Oct 23, 2018 08:04
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the overwhelming majority of people that watch Twitch are minors and young adults. nice job Amazon also remember when those CSGO streamers partially owned a bunch of gambling/skin crate sites and streamed themselves gambling and winning on their own sites? yeah there were no legal ramifications.
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Oct 23, 2018 08:35
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Shear Modulus posted:amazon regrets that a glitch in its AI system led to the accidental hiring of convicted pedophile jared fogle as the new spokesperson of whole foods Fake news, Jared Fogle was too fat to play lacrosse in high school. ...still only the 2nd worst Jared tho
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Oct 23, 2018 08:47
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Shear Modulus posted:What's going on here? Are these people streaming themselves playing online slot machines? yes i tried watching some of it and my soul left my body
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Oct 23, 2018 09:41
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Shear Modulus posted:why are people putting their high school sports teams on their resume? poor schools don't have lacrosse teams
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Oct 23, 2018 17:09
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I'm confused what is this
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Oct 23, 2018 20:39
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Frog Act posted:I'm confused what is this see below (which is also above): Shear Modulus posted:What's going on here? Are these people streaming themselves playing online slot machines? Taintrunner posted:yes
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Oct 23, 2018 20:51
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Taintrunner posted:yes better out than in, in tyool 2018
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Oct 24, 2018 00:17
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Frog Act posted:I'm confused what is this There is more to this than meets the eye. Some of these channels appear and disappear in the space of a couple of days - and attact tens of thousands of viewers in the those periods with no advertising for the channel. It's really weird. The channels chat channels appear to be full of bots pretending to be people by spouting memes and common emoji's used on twitch. https://www.kotaku.com.au/2018/10/twitchs-casino-section-is-full-of-suspicious-channels/ Kotaku is not the best source ever, but it gives a quick background about the stuff that doesn't appear on the surface. quote:Take, for instance, Casinoblast, which seemingly did not exist until yesterday, but which peaked at just over 25,000 concurrent viewers during a seven-hour debut stream that showed a simple jackpot game basically playing itself. Phrosphor has issued a correction as of 01:06 on Oct 24, 2018 |
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Oct 24, 2018 01:03
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lmao at amazon for not cracking down on this. garbage company.
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Oct 24, 2018 01:37
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Shear Modulus posted:lmao at amazon for not cracking down on this. garbage company. speaking of https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1054854991259799553
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Oct 24, 2018 01:46
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Shear Modulus posted:lmao at amazon for not cracking down on this. garbage company. Hopefully they don't notice, I want in on this.
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Oct 24, 2018 01:49
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Crusader posted:speaking of there's not many technologies that have me more concerned than automated face recognition
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Oct 24, 2018 01:53
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Prav posted:there's not many technologies that have me more concerned than automated face recognition It's ok, just become a juggalo.
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Oct 24, 2018 02:00
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start a new religion where both men and women have to wear face coverings at all time other option: become a leper
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Oct 24, 2018 03:46
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lol if you think the legal system will protect a minority religion
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Oct 24, 2018 03:53
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Platystemon posted:lol if you think the legal system will protect a minority religion just make it a christian sect, protected forever
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Oct 24, 2018 03:55
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https://onwardlabs.co/blog/shower-thoughts-1-a-way-out-for-the-less-fortunate/
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Oct 24, 2018 07:45
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Prav posted:there's not many technologies that have me more concerned than automated face recognition it's a technology mostly restricted to surveillance systems right now but if you're in the loop then you know there's a big push to improve the technology for mass surveillance systems imagine a couple of cameras able to accurately identify dozens of people at the same time from a long distance by nothing other than the way they walk, the more advanced systems can identify people even when they deliberately try to change the way they walk -- it's not as easy as it sounds the cutting edge stuff is unsettling in its accuracy, and it's only going to get better just like facial recognition technology https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIT70UyjQdU&t=66s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI41RyHUako it's very plausible that you could identify protesters or other malcontents this way Homocow has issued a correction as of 08:55 on Oct 24, 2018 |
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Oct 24, 2018 08:42
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Dead Beef posted:you should see the progress gait biometric recognition has made An old spy trick to change your gait is to put a rock in your shoe or put on one of those cloth knee braces apparently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JASUsVY5YJ8&t=278s
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