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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Wait, a Tim Burton movie where Helena Bonham Carter is not one of the stars?

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
DeVito looks like he's awaiting the sweet embrace of death

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
After last page I was hoping for Dumbo vs King Kong.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Samuringa posted:

DeVito looks like he's awaiting the sweet embrace of death

He will rip the ringmaster costume off and wrestle Dumbo as Garbageman.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Wait, a Tim Burton movie where Helena Bonham Carter is not one of the stars?

They divorced

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Rageaholic Monkey posted:

They're seriously doing live action remakes of every loving animated movie they've ever put out, aren't they

eh, nvm

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Wait, a Tim Burton movie where Helena Bonham Carter is not one of the stars?

Eva Green is the new Helena Bonham Carter.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Codependent Poster posted:

Eva Green is the new Helena Bonham Carter.

is the new Lisa Marie

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Waffleman_ posted:

Is that referring to the elephant or the genius who greenlit this thing, am I right?

It's a documentary of the gentrification of Brooklyn Heights

roffels
Jul 27, 2004

Yo Taxi!


This is not the Batman Returns reunion I wanted.

Doctor Faustine
Sep 2, 2018

Codependent Poster posted:

Eva Green is the new Helena Bonham Carter.

It hurts because it's true.

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008

Samuringa posted:

DeVito's awaiting the sweet embrace of death
I cant wait for robin hood starring sonicfox

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!


Uh why is Christopher Reeves standing to the left of Colin Farrell

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

roffels posted:

This is not the Batman Returns reunion I wanted.

You should watch Gotham.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Fart City posted:

Uh why is Christopher Reeves standing to the left of Colin Farrell

I thought I was the only one who saw that.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Codependent Poster posted:

Eva Green is the new Helena Bonham Carter.

Man did any of his exes ever see it coming? Is Eva Green aware of what's probably going to happen?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Fart City posted:

Uh why is Christopher Reeves standing

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Vargo posted:

Boy you know what this flying elephant movie needs? More people.

They have to distract from the minstrel crows some how.

Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich
New Aquaman poster

https://twitter.com/WBPictures_Mx/status/1063142143647191044

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

They're seriously doing live action remakes of every loving animated movie they've ever put out, aren't they

we get Dumbo, Aladdin and Lion King in a ~4 month span next year.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Lion King will at least have a loving great soundtrack.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Samuringa posted:

Lion King will at least have a loving great soundtrack.

I think The Jungle Book nuked all the songs but one

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Samuringa posted:

Lion King will at least have a loving great soundtrack.

False. They’ve already stated “Be Prepared” won’t be in it.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Fart City posted:

False. They’ve already stated “Be Prepared” won’t be in it.

I think it's because it doesn't fit the new, more sympathetic interpretation of Scar.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
The bit with the parade of goose-stepping hyenas probably wouldn't be kept in.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Wheat Loaf posted:

The bit with the parade of goose-stepping hyenas probably wouldn't be kept in.

Too many goose-steppers that the Mouse wants to go see the movie.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

This movie's going to suck donkey dick but at least this poster is pretty cool.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Samuringa posted:

DeVito looks like he's awaiting the sweet embrace of death

That's how he always looks.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003


The math checks out.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Samuringa posted:

DeVito looks like he's awaiting the sweet embrace of death

its called "being raptured"

el oso
Feb 18, 2005

phew, for a minute there i lost myself


Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

I'd be okay if every poster was just the main cast hanging out in a street photo like the Beastie Boys.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



is that bob dylan to the left

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010





but are the eyes from the skelington itself or from someone else? Does the movie answer this important question???

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Weekend at Bernie's but its an 80s bikini chick with huge boobs

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar

Those would be dope without that clumsy tag line

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wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

I sort of miss when taglines were an entire paragraph.

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