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Barudak posted:Wait, are we supposed to believe he actually has a bad heart? I thought that was supposed to be another con. I think it's more that it's an easy label to describe him. He definitely states he was faking the heart condition as he starts rowing away.
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Proteus Jones posted:I think it's more that it's an easy label to describe him. He definitely states he was faking the heart condition as he starts rowing away. This is why you never trust amateur horrible people.
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Bicyclops posted:That's how I'm head-canon-ing it at the moment. Crawling Eye is a decent episode! Though it could be that I just like movie's alpine setting. There's just something cozy about old MST for me. Took me a bit to feel the same about the SciFi years, but it's got it too. I'll get there eventually with the Netflix seasons.
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Failson posted:Crawling Eye is a decent episode! Though it could be that I just like movie's alpine setting. It's one of the 'if you're going to watch S1 watch this episode' episodes.
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Dawgstar posted:It's one of the 'if you're going to watch S1 watch this episode' episodes. I feel like Robot Holocaust is that movie for me.
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Nov 30, 2018 00:49
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The entire Sister-Wife plot point in Ator is so loving weird because it is so unnecessary. Absolutely nothing would have been different if it was just some other random lady from the village. Also the "Ator, we just went over this" riff got a big laugh in my house.
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Nov 30, 2018 01:45
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One underrated riff in Atlantic Rim: Joel Hodgson?!
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muscles like this! posted:The entire Sister-Wife plot point in Ator is so loving weird because it is so unnecessary. Absolutely nothing would have been different if it was just some other random lady from the village. Seriously. Its a dumb thing but you think okay, maybe they'll wring a little drama and pathos out of it. Maybe it'll pay off at the end of the movie. Then thirty seconds after his sister saying "We can't, we're related" his dad says "Haha actually you're not!" The only way it could have been more pointless is if he'd been in the same scene instead of the very next one. Makes me wonder if there was a earlier draft where it was an actual running thread, and someone couldn't bear to cut it completely when they were told it was weird and unnecessary.
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Barudak posted:I feel like Robot Holocaust is that movie for me. Mine's Untamed Youth, although I'm sure we can find a positive vote for most of them.
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Keromaru5 posted:One underrated riff in Atlantic Rim: Joel Hodgson?! He really does look like Joel from about 30 years ago
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Not Operator posted:Seriously. Its a dumb thing but you think okay, maybe they'll wring a little drama and pathos out of it. Maybe it'll pay off at the end of the movie. Then thirty seconds after his sister saying "We can't, we're related" his dad says "Haha actually you're not!" The only way it could have been more pointless is if he'd been in the same scene instead of the very next one. If I had to guess, the writer couldn't come up with a convincing way to explain why the father was telling him now as opposed to later. The writer is still a hack, because there is like 5000 better ways than being a sister fucker, but still.
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Caros posted:If I had to guess, the writer couldn't come up with a convincing way to explain why the father was telling him now as opposed to later. Do we know if Ator is based on a book series?
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Nov 30, 2018 05:05
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Huh, the blonde lady in Killer Fish actually was Ernest Hemingway's granddaughter.
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My favorite Season One episode is Moon Zero Two.
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Mace Bacon posted:My favorite Season One episode is Moon Zero Two. Moon zero two is fantastic. You have good taste.
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:Do we know if Ator is based on a book series? It is not, it was made whole cloth to cash in on the Conan film
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Mace Bacon posted:My favorite Season One episode is Moon Zero Two. agreed it was in the turkey day marathon and I had never seen it before, what a good pick
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Mace Bacon posted:My favorite Season One episode is Moon Zero Two. I forgot that was Season 1. I love love love that episode.
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Mace Bacon posted:My favorite Season One episode is Moon Zero Two. I still need to see that one, but I stand by Robot Monster as my favorite S1. It's the same thing that I like about the Coleman Francis movies-there's something about how bleak everything is that fools me into believing "this is one budget and experienced director away from being good". Then again, Robot Monster does come with two doses of Commander Cody  On the subject of the new seasons, the one thing I wish they'd do is stick around and riff during the credits. "CREW?? They had a crew? I do not believe they had a crew!"
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Here's a hot take: I think Sidehackers is a legit good nihlistic late 60s slow burn film.
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jc is a legitimately, believably terrifying character. i've known dudes like him before
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Nov 30, 2018 16:37
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It would be neat to see any of the groups take on more <blank>sploitation films. RiffTrax has the wonderful The Guy From Harlem and Death Promise for blacksploitation (both of which I recommend if somebody's never seen them the next time RT has a sale or you get lucky and catch them on the Twitch channel), but I expect the trick is to find one they don't have to massively edit and would still be entertaining enough to riff.
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Dawgstar posted:It would be neat to see any of the groups take on more <blank>sploitation films. RiffTrax has the wonderful The Guy From Harlem and Death Promise for blacksploitation (both of which I recommend if somebody's never seen them the next time RT has a sale or you get lucky and catch them on the Twitch channel), but I expect the trick is to find one they don't have to massively edit and would still be entertaining enough to riff. I think these are both on Amazon Prime and they're both incredible. Death Promise is amazing even without the riffing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhMtWePgzB4
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I miss credits riffing, mostly because title riffing is usually one of my favorite parts. I have to laugh that the first thing dropped for the new season was the fan letters.
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i'm hoping the time cuts are just for this season. i'm guessing they're because netflix wanted something binge-able despite the fact fans watch 6 full length episodes every thanksgiving
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Another Bill posted:I think these are both on Amazon Prime and they're both incredible. Death Promise is amazing even without the riffing. The only problem with Death Promise is that its theme song (or more accurately its chorus "THAT'S A PROMISE!") gets stuck in my head the rest of the day.
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Nov 30, 2018 18:09
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GUY FROM HARLEM!
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Liberal Idiot posted:GUY FROM HARLEM! UNH!
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i want to show my friends who are into rifftrax/mst3k guy from harlem but i'd be the only black guy there and it would be awkward as gently caress
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Nov 30, 2018 18:41
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Dawgstar posted:The only problem with Death Promise is that its theme song (or more accurately its chorus "THAT'S A PROMISE!") gets stuck in my head the rest of the day. ~I'm gonna BLOW YOUR MIIIIIIND!!!~
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My favorite part of The Guy From Harlem is The Guy (from Harlem) orders a New York strip steak and some kind of booze but orders them in exactly the way you'd do so if you wanted to completely ruin the both of them. Kevin has a minor breakdown over it.
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I bought Setting Up A Room after the discussion a page or two ago... IT'S A HALF HOUR LONG?! 
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:i want to show my friends who are into rifftrax/mst3k guy from harlem but i'd be the only black guy there and it would be awkward as gently caress bad posts ahead!!!'s friends are all muscular white guys with red hair... but nobody has ever seen them before!
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Gaz-L posted:I bought Setting Up A Room after the discussion a page or two ago... We have such sights to show you.
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Dawgstar posted:My favorite part of The Guy From Harlem is The Guy (from Harlem) orders a New York strip steak and some kind of booze but orders them in exactly the way you'd do so if you wanted to completely ruin the both of them. Kevin has a minor breakdown over it. He orders J&B Scotch and TWO New York Strip Steaks, well done.
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Gavok posted:bad posts ahead!!!'s friends are all muscular white guys with red hair... but nobody has ever seen them before! they also have moles shaped like italy on their left armpits but nobody's ever SEEN them
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muscles like this! posted:He orders J&B Scotch and TWO New York Strip Steaks, well done. 
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Guy From Harlem is a weird movie because it is clearly someone trying to write a "cool" character but has absolutely no idea how someone like that would act.
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The thought of almost any steak being well-done hurts me physically. Just eat charcoal if that's what you wanna do
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please let's not with the steak doneness (sir would you like a real scotch?j&bisliterallythewor--*click*)
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