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^^^^ Ser Donaldo. Have to make it subtle, you know. syscall girl posted:which makes bran the builder donald trump Nah, Bran actually did what he set out to do. And there were legit threats at the time.
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Maester Bannono: "Lord Donaldo, the Golden Company is threat..." Lord Donaldo: *licking his lips* "Golden, you say?"
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Jan 8, 2019 00:23
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Ned spends the majority of the first book tying to decipher what Jon Arryn's dying words, "The yearn is strong" meant, only to discover too late he meant "The urine is strong..."
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Jan 8, 2019 00:31
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Orange of skin... 
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Jan 8, 2019 00:46
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Melania, third of her name.
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Jan 8, 2019 05:18
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counterfeitsaint posted:Melania, third of her name. The Bad Thread, ladies and grrms
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Jan 8, 2019 05:32
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house sigil : two crossed yellow streams over a red hat
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counterfeitsaint posted:Melania, third of her name. Lmfao perfect
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Jan 8, 2019 11:02
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Grab her by the maidenhead.
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Jan 8, 2019 13:42
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Yeah, the wall literally never kept anything out and the exact moment someone wanted to go through it they did. Also, they can take a boat around it... just like in real life.
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Jan 8, 2019 15:02
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tadashi posted:Also, they can take a boat around it... just like in real life. not to be too serious but the wall's intention was to keep out the ice wights the honest fact though was it was about the wildlings after all basically everyone was scared and confused and looking for an other to blame much unlike reality
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Jan 8, 2019 15:35
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syscall girl posted:looking for an other to blame 
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i see that you saw what i did there
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if you're a knight you can get away with it- Gregor Clegane
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UnlimitedSpessmans posted:if you're a knight you can get away with it- Gregor Clegane Gregor Clegane PI get it right Colonel Sanders Clegane makes a good bucket of chicken though
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Jan 8, 2019 17:25
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When North of the Wall sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending wildlings that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing cannibalism. They're bringing giants. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
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Jan 8, 2019 17:27
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Intel&Sebastian posted:When North of the Wall sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending wildlings that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing cannibalism. They're bringing giants. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. i was just going to say, and I think it's D&D HBO not grump who put in the cannibalism bits about Thenns so it's sometimes okay to feather up someone if they drive like this
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Jan 8, 2019 17:57
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counterfeitsaint posted:Melania, third of her name. idgi
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Jan 8, 2019 20:38
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kcroy posted:idgi targ = trump i think incestuous blond idiots
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Jan 8, 2019 20:44
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kcroy posted:idgi She’s the third wife, after Ivana and Marla
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Jan 8, 2019 20:50
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syscall girl posted:i was just going to say, and I think it's D&D HBO not grump who put in the cannibalism bits about Thenns iirc the Thenns are supposed to be the wildling clan most like the southerners, with more of a civilized society. D&D decided to merge them with another clan who is cannibalistic lmbo
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syscall girl posted:i was just going to say, and I think it's D&D HBO not grump who put in the cannibalism bits about Thenns I know the book at least describes some group of wildlings in passing as cannibals, but their cannibalism isn't shown to the reader that I can recall.
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Jan 8, 2019 20:55
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GOT is very Trumpy when you think about it. A story about a governmentally incompetent group of meatheads who depose a peaceful, if flawed, ruling class via an implausible campaign and a completely faked heroic backstory of the installed ruler, who then proceeds to let the whole kingdom get raked over by lovely grifters and calamity while he indulges vices and complains to his friends about how nobody likes him.
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Jan 8, 2019 20:57
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All it's really missing is a massive plague of blue mini-ravens carrying weirdly worded bitchy complaints from Robert to every single person in the kingdom all day long.
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Jan 8, 2019 21:02
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Kylaer posted:I know the book at least describes some group of wildlings in passing as cannibals, but their cannibalism isn't shown to the reader that I can recall. The Skagos islanders are supposed to be cannibals where Rickon goes and hangs out with the unicorns or whatever else stupid rear end poo poo there is that was smartly cut out of the show. I just wish they would have done more with it other than lol there goes that bolton kid again. oh you.
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Jan 8, 2019 21:35
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This is the quote I remember, I searched "ice river cannibals" on Google and found it: quote:Beneath the trees were all wildlings in the world; raiders and giants, wargs and skinchangers, mountain men, salt sea sailors, ice river cannibals, cave dwellers with dyed faces, dog chariots from the Frozen Shore, Hornfoot men with their soles like boiled leather, all the queer wild folk Mance had gathered to break the Wall. Memorable line, at least for me. But it's the only mention I can remember about cannibals among the wildlings.
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Jan 8, 2019 21:58
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Kylaer posted:This is the quote I remember, I searched "ice river cannibals" on Google and found it: Hornfeet
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Jan 8, 2019 22:02
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syscall girl posted:Hornfeet Sneaky edit.
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Jan 8, 2019 22:09
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Martian posted:Sneaky edit. I've been caught so uh how about those ninjas in ASoIaF? huh? 
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syscall girl posted:Gregor Clegane PI The fat eunuch frowned without comprehension, but before he could speak Clegane was explaining: "KINGS GUARD NEED VICTIM. SOMEONE TO BLAME FOR THREE MURDERS." Littlefinger, speaking in a brittle excited voice, interrupted Clegane. "Two, only two murders, Ser Clegane. The Sweetling undoubtedly killed your partner." "...UH, YEAH, THE SWEETLING. MM-HM. HIM THE KILLER. NOT ME."
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Jan 8, 2019 22:23
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less laughter posted:She’s the third wife, after Ivana and Marla thanks, that is clever.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:The fat eunuch frowned without comprehension, but before he could speak Clegane was explaining: "KINGS GUARD NEED VICTIM. SOMEONE TO BLAME FOR THREE MURDERS." "Commissioner Clegane, we have new evidence that the horse head found in Ser Loras' bed may have been put there by a known crime syndicate." *looks at notes* "Starts with a 'c' cor cor leo..." *carefully uses greatsword to lift the sheets* "It was the horse what did it. Pyromaniac horse. Case solved"
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syscall girl posted:"Commissioner Clegane It was night. Commissioner Clegane stood on the wind-swept rooftop. The spotlight was lit, projecting a shape on the clouds above. A signal. "Commissioner." A silky, enticing voice. Clegane was no longer alone. A very handsome man with an air of mysterious, attractive danger had appeared from the darkness. Like a predator you wanted to be preyed upon by. And who definitely never ineffectually cut off an adolescent girl's ear in a panic. "DARKSTAR...MAN. NEED YOU. THERE MURDERER ON LOOSE." He held up a card, spattered with blood. "THIS CLUE." Darkstarman held the card to the light. It was a business card. "This name..." "YES?" "It's your name." "YES." "I... should go." "YES."
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:It was night. Commissioner Clegane stood on the wind-swept rooftop. The spotlight was lit, projecting a shape on the clouds above. A signal. Olyvya Beenson awakens in her west king's landing park chambers. The sunlight dangles seductively on her needle of justice. "Gods I wish I could do something about rape in this universe of Dick Wolves but as a product of rape I am so conflicted Enter Ser Stabler "This sick gently caress just did a Myrish Swamp on an unsuspecting woman. I don't know what kind of animals would do a thing like that but by my daughter's name I will find and beat him and then prosecute him to the fullest extent of the small council "Ser Stabler please use your rational mind, I will beat the offender senseless as soon as I uh, get rid of this -- hey who put this strongwine in my bedchambers 
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Well now I'm just mad that Ice T has never been on GoT
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Like a predator you wanted to be preyed upon by. This is so goddamn awfully beautiful. Ice T sucks and would be perfect for the show.
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redo seasons 3-whatever with Ice T as dario. blue beard and all
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I heard Danarys' civilization is even more grand than the brave new westerosi world!
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So I started reading (a friends copy) of Fire and Blood. Got about a 100 pages in before I realised. Wait. Why the gently caress am I reading 700 pages of fake history. No sane answer coming to mind, I have abandoned this endeavour.
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