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Murderball posted:Does knowingly dating someone who is questionable with financial decisions and wide eyes for future spending make me The BWM? Yes. But lust and love are always BWM.
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Murderball posted:Does knowingly dating someone who is questionable with financial decisions and wide eyes for future spending make me The BWM? It's probably BWM if you consider the likelihood of that getting out of hand, and def BWM if that's defined as anything that doesn't increase your net worth. But if what you get out of it is worth it to you and you're well-prepared for the future, what difference does it make? Joke's on me if that was rhetorical 
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BonerGhost posted:It's probably BWM if you consider the likelihood of that getting out of hand, and def BWM if that's defined as anything that doesn't increase your net worth. But if what you get out of it is worth it to you and you're well-prepared for the future, what difference does it make? It could very well be the difference between drinking San Pellegrino for the rest of your life or tap water. Why roll the dice? It is important to date someone with the same GWM lifestyle as you: have lots of money, never spend any money, and drink plenty of San Pellegrino.
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CmdrRiker posted:It could very well be the difference between drinking San Pellegrino for the rest of your life or tap water. Why roll the dice? It is important to date someone with the same GWM lifestyle as you: have lots of money, never spend any money, and drink plenty of San Pellegrino. How do you get the Pellegrino without spending money, though?
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Is sign exchange value worth nothing? I guess that's one of the central questions of this thread though. How much is too much to spend on sign exchange value, as a percentage of your income or of your net worth?
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What the hell is sign exchange value??
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:What the hell is sign exchange value?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sign_value
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:What the hell is sign exchange value?? -guy who drives a brand-new M2
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therobit posted:Is sign exchange value worth nothing? How much did you spend on your iPhone?
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Krispy Wafer posted:No one has confirmed the quality of these Tinder hookups. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajaejPsU7ok
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BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:-guy who drives a brand-new M2 M2 isn't meant to impress anyone but the driver, my good friend
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Krispy Wafer posted:No one has confirmed the quality of these Tinder hookups. I only saw two of them. One was pretty chubby, but you could tell she would have been an 8 or 9 is she was in good shape. The other was just a normal generic looking thin girl. Both of them seemed very nice and brought back curly fries and horsey sauce. I think if you're going on Tinder for one night stands or casual things, then finding someone who is also into it is probably the most important part. I doubt all of the girls he took to Arby's were down with NSA banging, but worried that going to Arby's was too casual. And he definitely played the numbers game. He got the paid version of Tinder, because apparently the free one stops you if you swipe too much.
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:And he definitely played the numbers game. He got the paid version of Tinder, because apparently the free one stops you if you swipe too much. I knew we'd finally get to some BWM element in this story!
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Tinder also uses a ELO variant for matchmaking, so swiping on everyone kinda fucks up your pairings unless you just want casual sex from anyone. In BWM news, adult age roommate who can’t hold down a job for more than a month got her retired elderly mother to sign for a loan on a 10 year old BMW 5 series “because she couldn’t be seen in anything less.” It’s kinda weird interacting with people who have considerable trust funds. She’s completely useless besides being a decent house cleaner and caring about her friends and family, but is also not really paying the price for that until the trust runs out (which it eventually will). She could’ve had a real nice retirement if she, uh, regularly worked a regular job. She also asked if I wanted to re-up on the lease. I declined. Vox Nihili posted:I knew we'd finally get to some BWM element in this story! I paid for Tinder in preparation for a trip and it’s easily one of the best values I’ve ever experienced in my life. Not close.
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Blinkman987 posted:I paid for Tinder in preparation for a trip and it’s easily one of the best values I’ve ever experienced in my life. Not close. Please expand on this in detail. It's a slow BWM day, after all.
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Uh yeah if your goal is to meet partners for casual sex at a low cost, premium Tinder pays for itself. Three dates is a lot of $$$ by comparison
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Three dates is a lot of $$$ by comparison Or is it... 
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I guess it WOULD be cheaper to gently caress that sandwich
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:I guess it WOULD be cheaper to gently caress that sandwich Easy for a man to say.
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Uh yeah if your goal is to meet partners for casual sex at a low cost, premium Tinder pays for itself. If your only options are paying for a subscription dating app service (apparently this service gets you "super likes" and the opportunity to swipe until your thumbs bleed lol) or shelling out for consecutive expensive candlelit dinners (?) then, well, goonspeed.
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Uh yeah if your goal is to meet partners for casual sex at a low cost, premium Tinder pays for itself. What about all the monthly clinic visits for STD tests? BWM Skimping on STD tests while casually loving the Tinder crowd that is DTF? GWM but BWLife
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Blinkman987 posted:Tinder also uses a ELO variant for matchmaking. It brings you down, and insists that your name is Bruce?
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Elo is a rating system named after Arpad Elo ELO is Electric Light Orchestra 
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CmdrRiker posted:What about all the monthly clinic visits for STD tests? BWM Using condoms is GWM and GWL. Most clinics will even give them to you for free!
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Free condoms feel terrible and are way too big tho
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Free condoms feel terrible and are way too big tho So that's why you bought the M2
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Dillbag posted:Using condoms is GWM and GWL. Most clinics will even give them to you for free! Agreed. But responsible prophylactic usage isn't a sufficient replacement for a routine clinic visit if you're having a lot of casual encounters. That's just casual encounters 101.
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Fhqwhgads posted:How much did you spend on your iPhone? I think I spent a couple hundred on my S7 after the S8 had been out for a while. Not that I have never purchased something in part because I thought it would look good to others.
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CmdrRiker posted:Agreed. But responsible prophylactic usage isn't a sufficient replacement for a routine clinic visit if you're having a lot of casual encounters. That's just casual encounters 101. Commander Riker would know. Dude is an absolute slut.
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Free condoms feel terrible and are way too big tho My new GGGC theory is that someone is holding a gun to his head and forcing him to humiliate himself online.
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Fhqwhgads posted:So that's why you bought the M2
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therobit posted:Commander Riker would know. Dude is an absolute slut. 
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Fhqwhgads posted:So that's why you bought the M2 
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Free condoms feel terrible and are way too big tho You wanna be the future ex-Mr. Ghost?
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GWM is the pharmaceutical marketing industry making herpes a societal ill instead of the minor and common occurrence it had been for millennia.
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George H.W. oval office posted:GWM is the pharmaceutical marketing industry making herpes a societal ill instead of the minor and common occurrence it had been for millennia. Genital herpes is a societal ill. Most other herpes are socially acceptable. e: Also what the gently caress am I doing with my early Friday evening? drat.
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CmdrRiker posted:Genital herpes is a societal ill. Most other herpes are socially acceptable. Waiting for Dr. Crusher to call you back with the test results?
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Fhqwhgads posted:So that's why you bought the M2 Which gang tag would you like?
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[lowers gun from head so I can type] Glad my dick hooked SOMEBODY up today
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