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Terrible Robot: Jul 2, 2010; FRIED CHICKEN; Slippery Tilde

EBB posted:

Please thank her for supporting this stoner's addiction to peanut butter and chocolate. Pray to buddha my wife doesn't look in the freezer any time soon.

Just ordered 3 boxes of Samoas and 3 boxes of Thin Mints. Time to get fat as hell.

# ? Feb 17, 2019 05:09

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 04:43

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i cant do thin mints after dealing with a month of eating them as our only real dessert at fob gabe.

they all melted into log mints so we'd just grab a sleeve and go to town

samoas are my poo poo though

# ? Feb 17, 2019 05:17

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i had a buddy who was trying to gain weight to get swole

he'd take a sleeve of thin mints and dump a shitlod of ice cream and kahuala and make what he called the calorie bomb

he actually did get swole too

# ? Feb 17, 2019 05:21

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Fun Shoe

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i had a buddy who was trying to gain weight to get swole

he'd take a sleeve of thin mints and dump a shitlod of ice cream and kahuala and make what he called the calorie bomb

he actually did get swole too

I did that and just got fatter

# ? Feb 17, 2019 05:26

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Bored As gently caress posted:

I did that and just got fatter

thats why i pointed that out

i was shocked too

# ? Feb 17, 2019 05:28

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

I got a box of thin mints outside a dispensary today to go with my ounce of ultimate cookies.

One box was not enough.

# ? Feb 17, 2019 05:53

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

if you don�t freeze your thin mints are you even living

Then again why would you get thin mints when samoas exist

# ? Feb 17, 2019 07:56

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Because frozen thin mints.

Also this is America, land of multiple types of cookies.

# ? Feb 17, 2019 07:57

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

italian cookies are the loving worst

gently caress those green leaves

# ? Feb 17, 2019 08:18

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Bored As gently caress posted:

I did that and just got fatter

You have to also exercise.

# ? Feb 17, 2019 17:55

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Savannah smiles (lemon wedges) are great for tea/coffee

Tagalongs are honestly just divine

# ? Feb 17, 2019 19:32

Force de Fappe: Nov 7, 2008

Samoas mother fuckers

# ? Feb 17, 2019 19:36

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Force de Fappe posted:

Samoas mother fuckers

# ? Feb 17, 2019 19:39

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

also good frozen

# ? Feb 17, 2019 19:43

SquirrelyPSU: May 27, 2003

Force de Fappe posted:

Samoas mother fuckers

Same OP.

Also Im hungover and binging the first half of the Grand Tour for the year. It seems like they hit their sweet spot. Through the first four episodes and very satisfied.

# ? Feb 17, 2019 19:43

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Force de Fappe posted:

Samoas mother fuckers

# ? Feb 17, 2019 19:50

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Force de Fappe posted:

Samoas mother fuckers

You misspelled do-si-dos

# ? Feb 17, 2019 19:56

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Stultus Maximus posted:

You have to also exercise.

Oh, gently caress.

# ? Feb 17, 2019 20:35

Force de Fappe: Nov 7, 2008

I hit the sake heavy and bad on Friday, I guess I was destructive or something. Well it's Sunday night and I'm finally starting to feel like a loving human being again. gently caress I'm too old.

# ? Feb 17, 2019 21:09

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Force de Fappe posted:

I hit the Thai food on Friday, I guess I was destructive or something. Well it's Sunday night and I'm finally starting to feel like a loving human being again. gently caress I'm too old.

# ? Feb 17, 2019 21:22

A Bad Poster: Sep 25, 2006; Seriously, shut the fuck up.

I got a bottle of bourbon for Christmas and drank almost all of it one evening over the holidays. Took me two to three days to recover, and I haven't had any alcohol since, except for a couple of glasses of champagne at a birthday party. It seems not being in the military has cured me of a need to binge drink every weekend, weird!

I am smoking weed 3-4 times per week though.

# ? Feb 17, 2019 21:40

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

When I was working collections (8-ish years ago), I would kill about half a liter of whiskey every night. The next day I could actually feel my hangover lift around 2PM, like clockwork.

Now? Four drinks and I get sleepy, next day it's like I got run over by a MRAP. Takes at least a day to bounce back to normal.

Getting old sucks.

# ? Feb 17, 2019 22:01

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

My rate of consumption determines whether I'll get amped or fall asleep.

# ? Feb 17, 2019 22:52

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Fun Shoe

Stultus Maximus posted:

You have to also exercise.

gently caress

# ? Feb 18, 2019 03:24

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Feb 19, 2019 21:27

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

Scotch #4 in the Air France lounge. Free booze. :toot:

# ? Feb 19, 2019 21:43

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQt4ckq-dg

# ? Feb 20, 2019 18:24

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

synthwave is so loving good and I�m glad I found out about it from y�all

# ? Feb 20, 2019 19:50

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EBB posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQt4ckq-dg

whatcha got these days for future funk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BOPX5I2Lbs

# ? Feb 20, 2019 20:05

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

kind of more into outrun and heavy beat stuff at the moment

check out that perturbator playlist, it's awesome beats set to over the top gory 80s anime

# ? Feb 20, 2019 21:19

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1KXOENKYsI

# ? Feb 21, 2019 04:46

Erghh: Sep 24, 2007; "Let him speak!"

idk where it falls but hey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VktV37V16Ig

# ? Feb 21, 2019 05:17

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWQKiefZ-XI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdtv99fZhQQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drkG28Llp-c

# ? Feb 21, 2019 05:55

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/dkj0n2s.mp4

# ? Feb 21, 2019 07:02

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

B*RNIE BITCH

# ? Feb 22, 2019 12:56

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

hell yeah this guy knew how to party it's terrible but i can't stop laughing

quote:

KTLA anchor Chris Burrous died from an overdose of crystal meth while engaging in vigorous sexual activity with a man he met on Grindr.

According to the L.A. County Medical Examiner, Burrous died from methamphetamine toxicity after being found unresponsive in a Glendale motel on December 28. The manner of death is listed as accidental.

According to the death investigation, officials say Burrous worked his shift at KTLA, and then left early for the day complaining he felt ill.

Instead of going home, he set up a meeting with a man at a motel in Glendale for an afternoon of hardcore sex. The two allegedly met on Grindr and had hooked up multiple times in the past.

When the companion arrived, Burrous allegedly answered the door fully nude, and had set up the room with �DJ style� lighting, S&M toys, lubrication jelly and a massage bench. The two men allegedly engaged in various forms of sexual activities, including anal and oral sex.

At some point during the meeting, 43-year-old Burrous allegedly inserted a �rock� of crystal meth into his anus and stated it was supposed to make him �high and loose�

He then allegedly gave his companion a syringe full of GHB and a bottle of Gatorade. The two became intimate again, and Burrous allegedly inserted another �rock� of meth into his anus before putting on a mask while his companion allegedly inserted his hand into Burrous� backside.

The report states Burrous also used �poppers,� an alkyl nitrite inhaled that produces a euphoric effect.

Burrous began getting fisted while laying face down on the bed, and allegedly told his companion he was feeling fine until the man noticed him making a grunting noise, and flipped him over to realize Burrous had vomited inside his S&M mask.

The man called 911 and began to perform CPR on Burrous until emergency responders arrived. He was transported to a nearby hospital and pronounced dead in the emergency room.

During the death investigations, officials were told Burrous, who leaves behind a wife and young daughter, did not have a history of drug or alcohol abuse, and apparently only used drugs recreationally.

Burrous� companion was cooperative throughout the investigation and no foul play is suspected in his death.