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DrVenkman posted:The face Alan pulled when he crouched and his knees clicked killed me. I had to watch it twice. I think the end didn't really work very well, but the whole school segment was great. I've watched that moment several times over since it aired, Coogan's face is so drat perfect when it happens.
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Channel 4 are putting out a show called Mums Make Porn where some mums make a porn film then show their kids the porn film then broadcast the porn film on Channel 4 uncut(?) Pretty ballsy to be showing hardcore porn on terrestrial TV a week or so after the Porn Ban comes in but there you go. Can't wait to have to buy a £5 wanking pass to watch All4 streams.
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Mar 13, 2019 16:44
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C4 really trying to make people nostalgic for Sexbox huh.
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Mar 13, 2019 16:46
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It won’t show anything good and will have been cleared to gently caress before broadcast
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Mar 13, 2019 17:59
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My old boss is Stephen on this season of Masterchef. I swear I don't remember him ever mentioning cooking the whole time I've known him. Seems to be doing OK from what I've seen, so good on him.
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ookiimarukochan posted:Channel 4 are putting out a show called Mums Make Porn where some mums make a porn film then show their kids the porn film then broadcast the porn film on Channel 4 uncut(?) I mean... why?
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Mar 13, 2019 22:09
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They heard a couple of episodes of that Alice Levine podcast and got the completely wrong idea from it.
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Mar 13, 2019 22:12
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It literally only just clicked with me the mums themselves aren't actually the performers. I thought the showing it to the kids thing was loving strange.
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Mar 13, 2019 22:34
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njsykora posted:C4 really trying to make people nostalgic for Sexbox huh. I miss their Red Light Zone from the mid 90s.
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Brown Moses posted:It literally only just clicked with me the mums themselves aren't actually the performers. I thought the showing it to the kids thing was strange loving.
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Rarity posted:I mean... why? something something showing kids a more responsible side to pornography that respects women in an age when every teen has easily-concealable and nigh-instant access to the most depraved BDSM bukkake orgies ever conceived by humanity's most perverted minds. Also, easy publicity from automatic tabloid outrage. The_Doctor posted:I miss their Red Light Zone from the mid 90s. They should bring back Eurotrash to show the masses what we, as soon-to-be non-Europeans, are missing out on.
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Mar 14, 2019 10:29
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Rarity posted:I mean... why? It's what Channel 4 has been for a long time now. Titillating names for shows that end up being really boring. I miss when Channel 4 was good...
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Mar 14, 2019 11:38
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Channel 4 hosed up a Crystal Maze revival, which should've been the easiest slam dunk in television history.
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Mickolution posted:It's what Channel 4 has been for a long time now. Titillating names for shows that end up being really boring. My Daughter the Teenage Nudist The Joy of Teen Sex 100 Vaginas My Granny the Escort Sex Toy Secrets Sex Toy Stories Sex Party Secrets Dogging Tales (although this one was amazing to be fair)
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njsykora posted:Channel 4 hosed up a Crystal Maze revival, which should've been the easiest slam dunk in television history. I'm not sure how it could have worked, sometimes stuff just needs to stay in the past with fond memories.
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Mar 14, 2019 12:09
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Their naked dated programme seems to have been a success.
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Matinee posted:They should bring back Eurotrash to show the masses what we, as soon-to-be non-Europeans, are missing out on. “Allo my briteesh chums!” 
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Someone help me out please. Masterchef makes it look like all the contestants start at the same time when cooking for the former contestants or critics. I would SWEAR that once upon a time they used to show the staggered start times, with each contestant coming in at half hour intervals. However, my wife has no recollection of this and I can't find any evidence of this ever being the case, as older episodes have been impossible to find online. Can anyone confirm or deny?
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Pablo Bluth posted:Their naked dated programme seems to have been a success. It's the example I always use when people talk about the high brow nature of British TV programming.
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FitFortDanga posted:Someone help me out please. Masterchef makes it look like all the contestants start at the same time when cooking for the former contestants or critics. I would SWEAR that once upon a time they used to show the staggered start times, with each contestant coming in at half hour intervals. However, my wife has no recollection of this and I can't find any evidence of this ever being the case, as older episodes have been impossible to find online. Can anyone confirm or deny? I think they did that on some stages of Masterchef the Professionals. Maybe you’re confusing the programs? Though a staggered start seems sensible so I bet they do do that and now edit it to look like they’re directly cooking competing at the same time.
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Mar 14, 2019 17:24
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And despite all the nudity, C4 never delivered it the one place people really wanted it...Hollyoaks / Hollyoaks Later
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Pablo Bluth posted:And despite all the nudity, C4 never delivered it the one place people really wanted it...Hollyoaks / Hollyoaks Later Getting randoms off the street to strip off is a lot cheaper than getting actors to do it.
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Mar 14, 2019 17:47
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Thanks to Naked Attraction I've seen the cock of someone I went to school with
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Mar 14, 2019 18:58
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Julio Cruz posted:Getting randoms off the street to strip off is a lot cheaper than getting actors to do it. They were getting randoms off the street though, they just got them to act instead.
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Sudden Javelin posted:Thanks to Naked Attraction I've seen the cock of someone I went to school with How was it?
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Mar 14, 2019 21:04
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Matinee posted:They should bring back Eurotrash to show the masses what we, as soon-to-be non-Europeans, are missing out on. Euro TV is pretty boring now from my experience, compared to what it used to be like, even Eurotrash might struggle for material nowadays. French TV in particular has become incredibly conservative compared to what it was like in the nineties (except ironically for the French version of "Naked Attraction") - when there seemed to be boobs on show at any time of day.
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Sudden Javelin posted:Thanks to Naked Attraction I've seen the cock of someone I went to school with
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Speaking of revivals, I'm assuming this clip is meant to make me want to watch what I think is now the 4th attempt at reviving Blockbusters but it very much isn't. https://twitter.com/ComedyCentralUK/status/1106206957520777216
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Pissflaps posted:How was it? Flaccid and of poor comparison to five other men. Although he got to the final two.
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njsykora posted:Speaking of revivals, I'm assuming this clip is meant to make me want to watch what I think is now the 4th attempt at reviving Blockbusters but it very much isn't. It will fail because the original Blockbusters was never meant to be funny and this new version is trying to force it.
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Watched a bit of Comic Relief and I guess the skits are still kind of homophobic. Ok.
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Comic Relief has been massively poo poo for over a decade now, the stuff about them investing in weapons manufacturers and tobacco companies hasn't helped.
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Steve2911 posted:Watched a bit of Comic Relief and I guess the skits are still kind of homophobic. Ok. Just saw the Four Weddings sketch, and I guess it was logical for the Modern Reboot Roulette™ to stop on gay marriage, but it did seem like Rowan Atkinson et al weren't comfortable with it, even under the guise of mocking the Church for comedic effect.
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Sudden Javelin posted:Flaccid and of poor comparison to five other men. Although he got to the final two. It must be difficult to choose a man on Naked Attraction. Flaccid cocks are pretty unattractive. I mean, they’re pretty gross in general anyway, but look much worse just hanging there under the studio lights. It seems the best way to get picked for the next round is to have lots of poo poo leg tattoos. And not a single pube, cos that’ll get you voted off instantly.
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SEX BURRITO posted:It must be difficult to choose a man on Naked Attraction. Flaccid cocks are pretty unattractive. I mean, they’re pretty gross in general anyway, but look much worse just hanging there under the studio lights. There's two constants of naked attraction. Firstly that people will say they're coming on to "pick someone different" then pick a person just like they always date. Secondly that men are loving poo poo and you see some really horrible outcomes.
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HJB posted:Just saw the Four Weddings sketch, and I guess it was logical for the Modern Reboot Roulette™ to stop on gay marriage, but it did seem like Rowan Atkinson et al weren't comfortable with it, even under the guise of mocking the Church for comedic effect. Yeah it's the whole "I didn't get a chance to pretend I'm ok with it" joke. It says more about the teller/writer than it does about the character.
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SEX BURRITO posted:It must be difficult to choose a man on Naked Attraction. Flaccid cocks are pretty unattractive. I mean, they’re pretty gross in general anyway, but look much worse just hanging there under the studio lights. Even as a gay man, can confirm.
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I've only seen a few eps of Naked Attraction (I say this fully prepared to be called a liar) but isn't the whole premise "What if people were paired up purely on looks and nothing to do with personality, would things work out???" And from the few I've seen, they've basically proved that no it wouldn't. The dates were awkward or they didn't hit it off at all. Channel 4 have already destroyed their own premise. Unless I just missed all the ones where they fall in love
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Sudden Javelin posted:I've only seen a few eps of Naked Attraction (I say this fully prepared to be called a liar) but isn't the whole premise "What if people were paired up purely on looks and nothing to do with personality, would things work out???" The dates work more than they don't I'd say. It's just the bit afterwards - they often live far apart or lied to get on the show and have partners already or all sorts of other reasons why it falls through.
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