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Does he not think women in porn exercise a great deal of hygiene and prep for anal?
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I've done sex in butts and never got e-coli dick.Maybe he's just next level loving and I'm just a Basic Brad.
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May 1, 2019 14:00
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Katt posted:I tease. I thought the setup of the Dothraki just being eaten by the darkness without a whimper was kind of cool. It did looked cool. But it was dumb as gently caress, at the same time GoT in a nutshell
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May 1, 2019 14:19
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:Pretty sure it was in exchange for the weapon he had to custom rush out to her, unfortunately. She did say she wanted to know what it was like before she died so 
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May 1, 2019 14:56
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I forgot all about that weapon. She used it for like 30 seconds, and then killed the final boss with a dagger
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May 1, 2019 15:00
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I've decided to start a re-read of the ASOIAF series, starting with the "a knight of the seven kingdoms" because I never read that. I haven't seen the last two seasons of the show because I'm a nerd who'd hoped to get to read the books first, but pretty soon I'm just going to binge them. Then I discovered that there was a thread here for goons. Anyone else read Knight Seven Kingdoms? I'm about 30 pages in so far and it's pretty dope. It's linear and easier to follow than A Game of Thrones is, for sure.
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May 1, 2019 15:28
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chaosapiant posted:I've decided to start a re-read of the ASOIAF series, starting with the "a knight of the seven kingdoms" because I never read that. I haven't seen the last two seasons of the show because I'm a nerd who'd hoped to get to read the books first, but pretty soon I'm just going to binge them. Then I discovered that there was a thread here for goons.
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May 1, 2019 15:41
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Urdnot Fire posted:The Dunk and Egg stories are fantastic, and I am legitimately far more upset that we're forever denied the story where they go to Winterfell and Dunk hooks up with Young Nan far more than I am never reading TWOW and ADOS. Speaking of never reading books 6 and 7, I Googled the author just the other day. He's 70. I didn't realize that he was that old. If he lives to be 90 and learns to write again, we might one day get the last two books. But I don't know. I'm sad. I'm sad because as good as the show is, there are lots of interesting plot/sub-plots/sub-sub-plots that we'll never get. Imagine telling show watchers "hey yo, Dany and Jonny aren't the only Targaryens, possibly."
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chaosapiant posted:Speaking of never reading books 6 and 7, I Googled the author just the other day. He's 70. I didn't realize that he was that old. If he lives to be 90 and learns to write again, we might one day get the last two books. But I don't know. I'm sad. I'm sad because as good as the show is, there are lots of interesting plot/sub-plots/sub-sub-plots that we'll never get. Imagine telling show watchers "hey yo, Dany and Jonny aren't the only Targaryens, possibly."
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May 1, 2019 16:11
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At his weight and.... mobility. He's probably living a month at a time.
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May 1, 2019 16:22
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hobbesmaster posted:She did say she wanted to know what it was like before she died so Horrible decision to pick Gendry for your one and only sexxing with Pod right there in the castle.
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May 1, 2019 16:22
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:How far back in time does the "horrible nerds with atrocious facial hair wearing ridiculous hats" thing go? We used to call them 'your majesty'
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May 1, 2019 16:37
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Man he's literally 70? I remember looking that up and shaking my head, knowing I'd never get to read A Dance With Dragons, because the author was 60 and not writing poo poo. Fuckin' lmao that that was 10 years ago. To be fair, he simultaneously looks great for 70, yet terrible in general. But yea, dude is 70 years old. Speaking of old people writing books, anyone read that 300 years of targaryan stuff? I'm thinking of getting it to add to my collection. I collect that poo poo. Speaking of collector's poo poo, I have a blue hardback slipcase version of A Game of Thrones that is a Barnes and Noble exclusive. Does anyone know if that format exists for the other books? I think it's just the first one, but I'd love a whole set of them.
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chaosapiant posted:To be fair, he simultaneously looks great for 70, yet terrible in general. But yea, dude is 70 years old. https://www.ebay.com/p/Signed-a-Clash-of-Kings-by-George-RR-Martin-Voyager-Limited-Edition-1st-Printing/1003905871?iid=123701216552&rt=nc edit: lol a bit cheaper for just book 2: https://www.ebay.com/itm/A-Clash-of-Kings-by-George-R-R-Martin-Deluxe-Hardcover-UK-1st-Edition-/112931697849 Jeffrey of YOSPOS fucked around with this message at 17:05 on May 1, 2019 |
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May 1, 2019 17:02
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reignofevil posted:We used to call them 'your majesty' 
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May 1, 2019 17:03
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Did the hound survive or what? So hard to tell with the dark settings and camera shaking. I did notice that how much damage a skeleton does depends on if they're fighting a regular unit or a hero unit. Hero units never take more than glancing blows from skeletons before the skeletons meander off to do something else. Even if the hero unit is down on the ground. Meanwhile non-hero units get chopped to confetti if hit by a skeleton.
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May 1, 2019 17:03
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chaosapiant posted:To be fair, he simultaneously looks great for 70, yet terrible in general. But yea, dude is 70 years old. Fire and Blood? I read it. It has a lot of cool sounding ideas and stuff in it but sitting down and reading it is only for people with a very specific interest in fake history - I don't think anyone who doesn't enjoy wiki background information type stuff will get much out of it.
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May 1, 2019 17:06
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Hound def survived, I'm pretty sure he was in the preview for next week and also if he died they would have made a big deal about it and given Arya a 2nd chance to send him off without being a dick about it since he's a good guy now and openly returned to the battle just for her.
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May 1, 2019 17:09
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i like wiki background stuff and enjoy gurm enough to've read the dunk & egg stories, but 300 years of specifically targaryens sounds interminible particularly when they've all got the same 4 names and thus would be impossible to keep track of the shorter bits he published as short stories for anthology purposes are already pretty dizzying who the heck can tell a rhaenyra apart from two rhaenyses or an aemond apart from a daemon apart from a daeron PupsOfWar fucked around with this message at 17:20 on May 1, 2019 |
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May 1, 2019 17:15
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PupsOfWar posted:i like wiki background stuff and enjoy gurm enough to've read the dunk & egg stories, but 300 years of specifically targaryens sounds interminible My favourite one is Dagon Targaryan. Mostly known for being a tentacle ridden menace to ships.
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May 1, 2019 17:18
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egg attempted to perform an inestimible service for the 7 kingdoms not just speaking of his failed popular reforms, but of his realization that "hey, guys, we're allowed to have a targaryen princeling named duncan, nobodys stopping us" i would venture so far as to say that the accuracy of historical texts produced by the maesters would be much improved, had egg succeeded in filling the red keep with targs named phil, jim, susan, etc.
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May 1, 2019 17:23
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"All him the new king Jim Targaryen, the first of his name."MrFlibble posted:Fire and Blood? I read it. It has a lot of cool sounding ideas and stuff in it but sitting down and reading it is only for people with a very specific interest in fake history - I don't think anyone who doesn't enjoy wiki background information type stuff will get much out of it. Yea that's the one. And I'd assumed it be a real dry read about the Targ family tree. I'll probably get it just to have it and flip through it on the toilet once in a while. I do have that "World of Ice and Fire" big hard back almanac thing which is pretty cool, and also the "Lands of Ice and Fire" big box of nerd maps.
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May 1, 2019 17:27
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One of my favorite ASOIAF related things is various people going "Kevin Lannister? wtf"
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Someone in this thread made an offhand comment about the books having to pull new antagonists out of their rear end and suggested "Jimmy Lannister" might rise to prominence. My brain decided this was worth saving so now I think of Jimmy Lannister whenever the show has to come up with a bad guy.
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May 1, 2019 17:29
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I remember my first read through and I'd gotten to Tyrion where he was described as a dwarf. Then I spent 3/4 of the rest of the book waiting to read more about dwarves and maybe elves. Only for it to dawn on me that Tyrion is a dwarf in the literal sense and not a fantasy race. My first impression of Tyrion was that he was an ugly beardless Gimli. Edit: Also, at leat when it was "Kevan" Lannister, which is totally a made up fantasy name with no relation to Kevin. Also Jon, lol.
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in a sense one could say targs are the mormons of fantasy fiction all going "oh hi, my name's maegor, these are my cousins maelor and baelor" while nearby reachmen roll their eyes
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May 1, 2019 17:36
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PupsOfWar posted:in a sense one could say targs are the mormons of fantasy fiction And they all have an apocraphyl story about a cousin surviving a fire unharmed thanks to magical (underwear) immunity
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May 1, 2019 17:41
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I made the mistake of going back and reading the last two page of posts. I guess ya'll were discussing GRRM buttbanging his woman, PA R. R. IS? They both have 2 Rs see. It's good.
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May 1, 2019 17:50
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chaosapiant posted:I made the mistake of going back and reading the last two page of posts. I guess ya'll were discussing GRRM buttbanging his woman, PA R. R. IS? They both have 2 Rs see. It's good. lol you sweet summer child
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May 1, 2019 17:58
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has anyone considered the comedy option that bronn does a coup by offering the golden company more money and the final boss showdown is jamie vs bronn.
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May 1, 2019 18:05
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I think it's more likely that the Golden Company has some kind of superseding orders from the Iron Bank that will screw Cersei over
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The Little Kielbasa posted:Horrible decision to pick Gendry for your one and only sexxing with Pod right there in the castle. Anything not to be this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQwB1tfYTJk
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chaosapiant posted:
There's a book character named Cletus, too. I thought that was pretty out of setting when I first read it. Then I read some historical fiction about ancient Greece and, hey, there are a whole bunch of fuckers named Cleitus, it was actually not just a backwoods-Appalachia-stereotype name  There was also a good line about repetitive names. "I'm talking about Philip son of Amyntas, not Philip the Red or Philip of Acharnia - it's not my fault they're all inbred and have the same names." Kylaer fucked around with this message at 18:41 on May 1, 2019 |
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May 1, 2019 18:34
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I think it's more likely that the Golden Company has some kind of superseding orders from the Iron Bank that will screw Cersei over The writers and show watchers probably don't remember what the Iron Bank is.
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May 1, 2019 18:34
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Kinda hoping the Iron Bank send mercs to the DanJon side of the war just to gently caress over the lovely debt-owing Lannisters. Once character I really had hoped to see in the series was Victarion Greyjoy. I love that dude! Wears full plate on the deck of a boat because "gently caress it, don't care if I drown" and is just an all around badass. Instead we get this limpdick amalgamation of Euron and Victarion in the show version of Euron.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I think it's more likely that the Golden Company has some kind of superseding orders from the Iron Bank that will screw Cersei over If the stupid spoilers are to be believed, The North and Dany basically walk through the Golden Company, but lose a dragon in the process. Also kinda wondering what good a fleet would do since nearly all the fighting is going to be taking place on land and away from the coasts. I'm assuming Asha/Yara is gonna have a big ol' sea battle in Theon's honor or something to make it relavent to anything at all going on. And Tyrion is going to pay Bronn double to not kill him and that's why he gets the Twins at the end of the show. But the writers may have forgot about that as well.
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May 1, 2019 18:48
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Solice Kirsk posted:If the stupid spoilers are to be believed, The North and Dany basically walk through the Golden Company, but lose a dragon in the process. Also kinda wondering what good a fleet would do since nearly all the fighting is going to be taking place on land and away from the coasts. I'm assuming Asha/Yara is gonna have a big ol' sea battle in Theon's honor or something to make it relavent to anything at all going on. Yarsha vs Euron would be a good battle for the show. Have we even had a real ship to ship battle yet?
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Solice Kirsk posted:
why would you give bronn the Twins if you were in the leadership of westeros i mean there's a lot of abandoned castles around that bronn could have you'd give the Twins to some very credulous honorable person who'd be bad at negotiating onerous tolls bronn would extort the hell out of anyone trying to travel give the twins to like, podrick or something PupsOfWar fucked around with this message at 19:26 on May 1, 2019 |
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