puve posted:

Coolest guy I work with: I love the Yankees I go see them play baseball sometimes. I can't believe my bitch of a wife is divorcing me. What podcasts do you listen to?

Me: (in corpse paint) I listen to albums

General Dog posted:

Maybe Epstein is secretly making clones of all of the most important people in the world and this is how he collects their DNA.

Algund Eenboom posted:

David Bowie had sex with a group of teenagers called the Baby Groupies, Cher climbed into Anthony Kiedis's bed naked when he was in the eighth grade, Jimmy Page had women kidnapped for him and dated a 14 year old girl, Iggy Pop dated a 13 year old girl and destroyed her personal property to keep her dependent on him, Steven Tyler bought the legal guardianship of a troubled 16 year old, Don Henley was found with two teenagers high on cocaine at his mansion, Ted Nugent sang about being attracted to 13 year olds and then bought the guardianship of a 17 year old girl, Jerry Lee Lewis cheated on his wife with his 13 year old cousin, Elvis met Priscilla when she was 14, etc

Dr. Killjoy posted:

even if there is or was ever actual ritual child sacrifice going on the vast majority of the mythologizing of such appears to be some control matrix* foisted upon the public to overshadow the numerous actual cases of uncovered child sex rings (they’re already loving kids, why must you further imagine that they’re getting their brains slurped out through a curly straw) and forever get the common citizen to associate the notion of child sex rings with the realms of weird fantasy and trashy movies.**

*a conspiracy blogger (whose incredibly insane but appears to have one time have been an okay and insightful writer) has called this virtual reality games
**I’m partial to the Chong Kim case where a woman alleged to be a survivor of a human trafficking ring that kidnapped women and kept them confined in a desert compound that was later made into a movie with Jamie Chung before numerous human trafficking foundations exposed her fraud

puve posted:

Coolest guy I work with: I love the Yankees I go see them play baseball sometimes. I can't believe my bitch of a wife is divorcing me. What podcasts do you listen to?

Me: (in corpse paint) I listen to albums

"Mr Rodgers posted:

Flight logs signed by Mr. Rodgers, which became public through civil lawsuits, showed dozens of passengers on Mr. Epstein’s jet from 1997 to 2005. Some women have said in civil lawsuits that their names appear in the flight logs, which they said would corroborate their allegations of being trafficked by Mr. Epstein’s associates when they were underage.

Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

Jeffery Epstein going down owns because it’s an issue leftists and republicans can agree on. my family is a bunch of trump supporters but we’re having a great time discussing Epstein conspiracies we all know and love. grew up listening to Rush Limbaugh of all people talk about the Lolita Express and it’s nice that we can all agree “lol Epstein”.

TeenageArchipelago posted:

noooo mr rodgers why are you epstein's pilot

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

It's a beautiful day in the Lolita Express
A beautiful day for a child
Could you be mine?
Would you be mine?

It's a friendly day on this beauty isle
A friendly day for a chile
Could you be mine?
Would you be mine?

I have always wanted to have a girl just like you
I've always wanted to live in an island with you

Let's make the most of this beautiful day
Since we're together, might as well say
Would you be my, could you be my
Won't you be my Lolita?

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

It's a beautiful day in the Lolita Express
A beautiful day for a child
Could you be mine?
Would you be mine?

It's a friendly day on this beauty isle
A friendly day for a chile
Could you be mine?
Would you be mine?

I have always wanted to have a girl just like you
I've always wanted to live in an island with you

Let's make the most of this beautiful day
Since we're together, might as well say
Would you be my, could you be my
Won't you be my Lolita?

AnEdgelord posted:

Im stuck behind the paywall on the wsj article.

Is the Mr Rogers stuff a bit or is that just the name of one of the pilots or something

Siljmonster posted:

Uh, most important to whom?

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

It's a beautiful day in the Lolita Express
A beautiful day for a child
Could you be mine?
Would you be mine?

It's a friendly day on this beauty isle
A friendly day for a chile
Could you be mine?
Would you be mine?

I have always wanted to have a girl just like you
I've always wanted to live in an island with you

Let's make the most of this beautiful day
Since we're together, might as well say
Would you be my, could you be my
Won't you be my Lolita?

Bip Roberts posted:

I bet there were some Jim Henson - Fred Rodgers parties in the 70s that would make Jimmy Savile blush

Bip Roberts posted:

I bet there were some Jim Henson - Fred Rodgers parties in the 70s that would make Jimmy Savile blush

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Jim Henson and Fred Rodgers were the only childrens' entertainers who weren't loving kids.

Agean90 posted:

please do not slander barney the dinosaur like this

Failson posted:

Which conspiracy blogger?

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Jim Henson and Fred Rodgers were the only childrens' entertainers who weren't loving kids.

chairface posted:

Y'know I was gonna defend Mr. Conductor here but then again Ringo Starr was Mr. Conductor at one point and we've established all the Beatles banged kids so welp

RandomPauI posted:

They covered the zipper in The Critic. The woman in the suit had a thing for short, chubby, balding men.

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Some nobody I found whose blog title is literally a tribute to a bush era liberal blogger no one remembers.
Information overload has basically driven him insane, so his main gig is calling every conspiracy theorist or inordinately popular YouTuber ONI disinfo or COINTELPRO, such as Tim Pool and Joe Rogan and Caitlin Bennet, and he thinks the failed actor qanon guy Isaac Kappy killed himself out of guilt for being disinfo.

His archives paint a picture of a much more stable and thoughtful individual, but in essence whose shtick has always been getting into beefs with other conspiracy writers on the pretense that they were disinfo or trying to inject right wing foibles into the left community (well think about how the Larouchites began fairly left but then degenerated into the caricature we now know them as).

also Barney was clearly extolling the virtues of polyamory to children, what a sick bastard

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Jim Henson and Fred Rodgers were the only childrens' entertainers who weren't loving kids.

ross perot in hell posted:

Is there any update on our noble hero's health or has someone in the prison infirmary done a one flew over the pedo's nest yet??

ross perot in hell posted:

Is there any update on our noble hero's health or has someone in the prison infirmary done a one flew over the pedo's nest yet??

Dr. Killjoy posted:

that description is phenotypically similar to a baby

quote:

But during the 1990s, Epstein apparently had another getaway, at a Michigan cabin. There, the 66-year-old financier was a donor to the revered Interlochen Center for the Arts, a fine-arts boarding school and camp, and had bankrolled the “Jeffrey Epstein Scholarship Lodge” on its campus.

quote:

Epstein also counted himself as an alumnus. Katharine Laidlaw, Interlochen’s vice president of strategic communications and engagement, told The Daily Beast he attended Interlochen’s “National Music Camp” in 1967. His course of study was Bassoon/Orchestra/Radio, Laidlaw said.

Dr. Killjoy posted:

He also had a far less extravagant cabin for when he wanted to get away from it all to gently caress kids like Thoreau I guess


My is kicked up to 11 right now and am extremely suspecting he may have been groomed for this job since childhood