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Ashcans posted:Well, the officer that was at Parkland during the shooting and failed to enact the 'Good Guy With Gun' dream solution has basically been torn apart by everyone as a coward, etc, and I think they were trying to find charges to pin on him? They're gonna charge him (or already did), but none of it will stick. It's just a way to get people to think that steps are actually being taken, but, really, he's just gonna end up working security a town over
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 19:08 |
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XIII posted:They're gonna charge him (or already did), but none of it will stick. It's just a way to get people to think that steps are actually being taken, but, really, he's just gonna end up working security a town over No joke: No police department will hire him because no officer will ever want to work with him. Running from the danger is literally the worst thing a police officer can do and will kill a career once the label sticks.
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 19:17 |
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shooting someone because they responded too fast/too slow/didn't respond at all/were black: totally fine and understandable not banzai charging with your department issue sidearm towards a dude armed with a semi-auto assault rifle: get the gently caress out
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 19:27 |
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So you're saying we need department issue assault rifles, that's something we can do.
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 19:30 |
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Most cops have those in the trunk already, it’s only school cops that usually don’t have them.
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 19:49 |
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Might as well face it you're addicted to guns.
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 22:35 |
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So, Clint Eastwood is funny because he was in the Army during the Korean War, but he served as a lifeguard at a stateside base in California, he never saw combat. He did play a lot of combat vets though. On the second one, does this mean they are now for calling off the War on Drugs and just legalizing everything?
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 22:40 |
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Why would you be concern if the government took your guns. Obviously they will be so ineffective at it, who cares?
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 22:44 |
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ban all guns for white men except guns that have been converted into pipes or bongs or dildos, give the rest of the guns to trans women of color and the SRA
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 23:15 |
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Justin Godscock posted:No joke: No police department will hire him because no officer will ever want to work with him. Running from the danger is literally the worst thing a police officer can do and will kill a career once the label sticks. Ratting our a fellow cop is probably worse in terms of getting hired, but admittedly not as bad in general public opprobrium
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 23:31 |
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I don't know, I always read plenty of stories about children praying in school after a shooting.
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# ? Aug 5, 2019 23:41 |
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InsertPotPun posted:I don't know, I always read plenty of stories about children praying in school after a shooting. ”God” posted:Too little too late bitches.
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SimonCat posted:So, Clint Eastwood is funny because he was in the Army during the Korean War, but he served as a lifeguard at a stateside base in California, he never saw combat. He did play a lot of combat vets though. They just don't care.
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Every once in a while you see something on Facebook that deserves to be FWD: FWD: FWD: and I think this thread would appreciate it.
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T-man posted:ban all guns for white men except guns that have been converted into pipes or bongs or dildos, give the rest of the guns to trans women of color and the SRA Operation Plowshare II: Green Dawn Mandatory modification of all semi-automatic firearms into giant weed pipes! Bongs would be impractical given the corrosion characteristics of steel, sadly.
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Justin Godscock posted:No joke: No police department will hire him because no officer will ever want to work with him. Running from the danger is literally the worst thing a police officer can do and will kill a career once the label sticks. Wasn't the school placement just that? Him in his last years getting a comfy job telling kids that studying is cool and drugs are bad?
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# ? Aug 6, 2019 05:20 |
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but after some light reading it looks like a former President could be impeached, as the impeachment is actually just a trial of sorts by Congress to determine if a public servant committed a crime in office, while the actual punishment is handed down by the Senate. The two punishments either being removal from office or being banned from holding office again both of which would useless to levy against a former two-term President.
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DariusLikewise posted:Correct me if I'm wrong, but after some light reading it looks like a former President could be impeached, as the impeachment is actually just a trial of sorts by Congress to determine if a public servant committed a crime in office, while the actual punishment is handed down by the Senate. The two punishments either being removal from office or being banned from holding office again both of which would useless to levy against a former two-term President. It would have changed John Q. Adams' later career prospects.
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Orange Devil posted:Oh I see.
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Nth Doctor posted:It would have changed John Q. Adams' later career prospects. And Taft.
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I don't think it'd affect Obama much, but what are they even going to impeach him for? Being captivatingly Kenyan? They're just throwing words around.
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Guavanaut posted:I don't think it'd affect Obama much, but what are they even going to impeach him for? Being captivatingly Kenyan? They're just throwing words around. Spying on the Trump campaign and colluding with Russia to produce the Steel Dossier probably. Maybe for doing Benghazi.
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 16:13 |
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The relative that shared this also recently asked about how to disable safety features on power tools. No idea who the random names are. This guy makes some good points. Compliments of Art Aiken Five huge questions are screaming out for real answers: #1) If there’s only one shooter, why did so many eyewitnesses report multiple shooters at the scene? #2) Why did the local police arrest and hold three suspects in custody, as was widely reported by the media before the story was changed to a “lone shooter?” #3) Why does the so-called “manifesto” appear to be written by someone far older than 21 years of age? (Answer: The manifesto is a hoax. It was not written by the individual who was arrested as the shooter.) #4) How does one man kill 20 people and wound another 30 people with a single magazine that only holds 30 rounds? The surveillance photo shows no chest rig, no battle belt and no spare magazines. #5) If the shooter is on a suicide mission, why does he bother to wear both eye protection and ear protection? Answer: Because he knows he will survive his “mission” and be taken into custody after surrendering to police. It wasn’t a suicide mission at all. Eighteen months from now, the world will have forgotten the name of the shooter, and the media will never report anything about him again. (He will likely be relocated under the witness protection program, living under a new identity after having completed his “mission” for the deep state.) BONUS QUESTION: If you hate illegals and want to protect America, why would you mass murder Americans shopping in an American store? Wouldn’t you theoretically want to target illegal aliens if that’s who you want to destroy? Nearly all the people who were shot were Americans. It makes no sense to hate illegals and then turn around and mass murder Americans. ONE MORE QUESTION: Why was the shooter’s online profile changed from “Democrat” to Republican / Trump supporter / QAnon follower? Clearly the deep state is modifying his online profile to match their own conspiracy theories and official narratives about QAnon followers being “domestic terrorists.” This is Orwellian-level psyop stuff being run on the entire nation… Repost: Robert Brooks
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borkencode posted:The relative that shared this also recently asked about how to disable safety features on power tools. No idea who the random names are. I like how the shooter both is the shooter and real, but also not the shooter and fake.
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HootTheOwl posted:I like how the shooter both is the shooter and real, but also not the shooter and fake. There are multiple shooters, but only one of them will be relocated through witness protection.
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 19:22 |
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Witness protection that was all scheduled in advance to disappear the shooter after blaming it all on Trump, but they didn't bother to change the shooter's social media
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 20:16 |
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borkencode posted:The relative that shared this also recently asked about how to disable safety features on power tools. No idea who the random names are. Convince or bribe the all media to stop reporting on some of the shooters. Hire someone to write a so-called, quote unquote, """mani""fest""o"" (pppffttt *eye roll* yeah right WHATeva!!). Neither will ever talk either despite...talking first... Can't forget to edit and suppress all surveillance that shows all of this despite the early leaks. And the shooter who drew the short straw to take the fall was convince to risk life in prison, maybe even the recently reintroduced death penalty, but NOT be able to convince him to damage his hearing. I guess they didn't pay a bonus. Also him, and the other shooters that were allowed to leave, will never, ever talk. Also the shooter they choose was a hardcore dedicated Demo-socialist-commie-crat who, apparently, didn't think to scrub his facebook feed and the like of all his Obama love. And none of the roughly 50-60 others hired to help thought of it either. Despite all other previous shooters Get him into the witness protection program without any of those people ever talking. This adds, what, another 10-20 people and several million more dollars. And, despite all this careful and exacting procedure that went off 100% without a hitch, they didn't choose a good target. That's a detail that slipped their mind. Or the world is random chaos and one rear end in a top hat did an rear end in a top hat thing. And every other rear end in a top hat just reacting to a random, chaotic mess as best they can. But no. I'm sure it was a neat, numbered, ordered list of events that means the world is evil, but has an order. At this point it's like still believing in Santa Claus.
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 20:21 |
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Didnt get a good enough look at the shooter to identify it as him or them. Did get a good enough look to know it was impossible to have an extra CLIP somewhere. Conspiracy theories always refuse to be internally consistent and just try to poke all the holes they can, but this one takes the cake. The one thing that just absolutely cannot be what happened, was what happened. Bonus lol: immigrants couldnt have been the motive cause this mass murder isnt logical.
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 20:24 |
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Those are all things conjectured by Alex Jones in the days after. I recommend the Knowledge Fight podcast for this poo poo.
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Bombadilillo posted:Didnt get a good enough look at the shooter to identify it as him or them. It's akin to regressive 'debating'. They're shotgunning random claims and accusations to get one stumble or one inaccuracy upon which everything can be declared to be invalid. Of course anything that they say that is wrong is irrelevant.
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jojoinnit posted:Those are all things conjectured by Alex Jones in the days after. I recommend the Knowledge Fight podcast for this poo poo. I second that!
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borkencode posted:#3) Why does the so-called “manifesto” appear to be written by someone far older than 21 years of age? (Answer: The manifesto is a hoax. It was not written by the individual who was arrested as the shooter.) What the hell does this even mean? Are you supposed to come in with the assumption that a grown-rear end adult is incapable of writing a few pages of simple English if they put their mind to it? Some weird "kids these days only know text speak" old man yells at cloud thing?
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 20:51 |
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My favorite of those is "why were 3 suspects arrested and then released" Do you not understand what the word "suspect" means
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:04 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:My favorite of those is "why were 3 suspects arrested and then released" You're asking this in the country where suspects can routinely be in jail for months before seeing a judge for the first time? If a police officer (pbuh) suspects you of a crime, that proves you are subhuman garbage.
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:09 |
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#5) Even Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:09 |
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happyhippy posted:#5) Even Kamikaze pilots wore helmets. and for the same reason that he's on a rampage in a city rather than swallowing a gun barrel in his own bathroom, because he wants to maximise the damage he can do before he gets killed e: and he probably fears getting shot to death a lot less than eg getting some flying glass in his eye, which would (I assume) be a lot more painful and also make it slightly more likely he gets arrested and brought to trial rather than going down in a blaze of infamy Julio Cruz fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Aug 8, 2019 |
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Crazycryodude posted:What the hell does this even mean? Are you supposed to come in with the assumption that a grown-rear end adult is incapable of writing a few pages of simple English if they put their mind to it? Some weird "kids these days only know text speak" old man yells at cloud thing? It's completely nonsensical.
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Orange Devil posted:You're asking this in the country where suspects can routinely be in jail for months before seeing a judge for the first time? The fact that people are often arrested for being suspected of things they didn't do is my point, yes.
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# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:18 |
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Nth Doctor posted:It would have changed John Q. Adams' later career prospects. and deprived us of Justice Taft
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The best part is definitely "he can't be a racist because he only hated illegal immigrants, and if his motive was hating illegal immigrants why did he murder a bunch of Hispanic American citizens as though he just assumed they must be illegal based on their race!"
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