The Jack Chop Guy posted:

what drives me nuts about these is how easy they make giving cats pills seem

i have to give my cat 1/4 of a prozac every night and it fuckin sucks

Taintrunner posted:

lmao brains broken

138 posted:

I lost a cat last month that would absolutely gently caress me up if I tried that on him.

gradenko_2000 posted:

Chelsea Clinton hasn't tweeted since July 26

Darkman Fanpage posted:

just had a baby. please take this into account.

Echo Chamber posted:

I didn't need to hear a graphic description of Matt Groening' feet.

punished milkman posted:

thats still a pretty long digestion period

Prav posted:

it at the very least needs panels for the cat walking away, coughing it up somewhere discrete, and then you having to repeat the entire process

A Spherical Sponge posted:

"crack ping" is just the sound metal makes when it breaks under stress. the "crack" is the initial fracture, and the "ping" is the sound of the metal resonating as the energy from the fracture disperses throughout the structure and it settles into its new configuration.

in this analogy, the "crack" is your mind fracturing under the weight of the revelations from the Epstein Pedo ring case and the recent Clinton/Trump/Queen Elizabeth lead assassination and cover up, and the "ping" is the onset of Epstein brain

Koishi Komeiji posted:

What if this is all just a dream and you're really in a coma and Epstein is alive and well on his devil temple island?

The Jack Chop Guy posted:

my fiancee holds the cat while i jam the pill shard in there and then i have to hold her mouth closed and rub her throat (the cat, not my fiancee) till she swallows the pill

good times

Spergin Morlock posted:

sort by date

Taintrunner posted:

lmao brains broken

tylersayten posted:

It’s not broken brains, it’s the media complicit in yet another cover up

quote:

Jeffrey Epstein, the financier who hanged himself in a federal jail in Manhattan, was supposed to have been checked by guards every 30 minutes, but that procedure was not being followed the night before he was found, a law-enforcement official with knowledge of his detention said.

In addition, the jail had transferred his cellmate and allowed Mr. Epstein to be housed alone in a cell just two weeks after he had been taken off suicide watch, a decision that also violated the jail’s normal procedure, two officials said.

tpink posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/11/nyregion/epstein-death-manhattan-correctional-center.html


Yes, yes, very strange.

quote:

The two guards on duty in the special housing unit where Mr. Epstein was housed were both working overtime, the prison official with knowledge of the incident said. One of the corrections officers was working his fifth straight day of overtime, while the other officer had been forced to work overtime, the official said.

An investigation by The New York Times that published last year revealed that federal prisons across the country, including the Metropolitan Correctional Center, have been dealing with rising violence as staffing at the facilities has dwindled.

Ramadu posted:

Taintrunner posted:

lmao brains broken

Dr. Killjoy posted:

gotta confirm they don’t have Monarch autodestruct programming first

Henry Kissinger’s iPhone probably has a scan of all the necessary protocols so we’d have to get to him first

Relevant Tangent posted:

Monarch programming is pretty clearly a different pedophile cabal. Most of Epstein's (and literally every dude who hung out with Epstein, they should all be guillotined) victims testified against him.

The Jack Chop Guy posted:

idk what skills does this guy have to work fuckin anywhere

Taintrunner posted:

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

epstein brain making me think he + "the cabal" faked his death and he's keyser soze-ing off to a heretofore unknown "private island" with ghislaine

skeletors_condom posted:

This is fake, right?

Atrocious Joe posted:

this is like when all the MAGA Chuds decided that prosecutors had too much power when Manafort and Flynn were charged

like yeah, they're technically right in most situations, but they are obviously just using it as a smokescreen

comedyblissoption posted:

i mean this is a remote possibility in an 'oh god he still has a credible deadman's switch' scenario

Atrocious Joe posted:

Monarch conspiracies alleged that the CIA and the super-rich had access to mind control technology to make programmable sex slaves, but it turns out the rich just used their money to cover-up their exploitation of poor girls in the US and abroad.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

lol that the media is trying to make thinking this was fishy into a CRAZY TRUMP BELIEVES IN WACKY CONSPIRACY THEORY thing. circling the wagons real hard.