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Chelsea Clinton hasn't tweeted since July 26
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The Jack Chop Guy posted:what drives me nuts about these is how easy they make giving cats pills seem it at the very least needs panels for the cat walking away, coughing it up somewhere discrete, and then you having to repeat the entire process
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 15:45 |
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lmao brains broken
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 15:46 |
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Taintrunner posted:
lmao really love the "prison conditions are so bad it made epstein kill himself!" spin
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 15:48 |
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138 posted:I lost a cat last month that would absolutely gently caress me up if I tried that on him. I lost a cat back in may and it sucked. You can stuff the pill in a piece of cheese and most cats will fall for that poo poo.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 15:48 |
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I didn't need to hear a graphic description of Matt Groening's feet.
Echo Chamber has issued a correction as of 15:53 on Aug 11, 2019 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:Chelsea Clinton hasn't tweeted since July 26 just had a baby. please take this into account.
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Darkman Fanpage posted:just had a baby. please take this into account. thats still a pretty long digestion period
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 15:49 |
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Echo Chamber posted:I didn't need to hear a graphic description of Matt Groening' feet. Someone read it out loud to you? I read it myself, idiot!
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punished milkman posted:thats still a pretty long digestion period a snake can take a few weeks to fully digest large prey
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Prav posted:it at the very least needs panels for the cat walking away, coughing it up somewhere discrete, and then you having to repeat the entire process my fiancee holds the cat while i jam the pill shard in there and then i have to hold her mouth closed and rub her throat (the cat, not my fiancee) till she swallows the pill good times
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 15:55 |
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A Spherical Sponge posted:"crack ping" is just the sound metal makes when it breaks under stress. the "crack" is the initial fracture, and the "ping" is the sound of the metal resonating as the energy from the fracture disperses throughout the structure and it settles into its new configuration. I finally get it.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 15:55 |
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What if this is all just a dream and you're really in a coma and Epstein is alive and well on his devil temple island?
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 15:56 |
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Koishi Komeiji posted:What if this is all just a dream and you're really in a coma and Epstein is alive and well on his devil temple island? I'm popping out of my egg shaped dick shell
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 15:57 |
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The Jack Chop Guy posted:my fiancee holds the cat while i jam the pill shard in there and then i have to hold her mouth closed and rub her throat (the cat, not my fiancee) till she swallows the pill some cats are devilish enough that they still manage to hock it up after that
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Spergin Morlock posted:sort by date sort by date was removed months ago
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:02 |
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Taintrunner posted:
It’s not broken brains, it’s the media complicit in yet another cover up
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:06 |
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my brain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0wb_G1jkfY tylersayten posted:Its not broken brains, its the media complicit in yet another cover up lmao that this is a khashoggi tier bungle but they're wholly complicit in it.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:09 |
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https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/11/nyregion/epstein-death-manhattan-correctional-center.htmlquote:Jeffrey Epstein, the financier who hanged himself in a federal jail in Manhattan, was supposed to have been checked by guards every 30 minutes, but that procedure was not being followed the night before he was found, a law-enforcement official with knowledge of his detention said. Yes, yes, very strange.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:12 |
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tpink posted:https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/11/nyregion/epstein-death-manhattan-correctional-center.html Also: quote:The two guards on duty in the special housing unit where Mr. Epstein was housed were both working overtime, the prison official with knowledge of the incident said. One of the corrections officers was working his fifth straight day of overtime, while the other officer had been forced to work overtime, the official said. lmao, right, we couldn’t afford to pay prison guards to watch the highest-profile criminal in the world for a night.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:14 |
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Where is the king of pop Michael Jackson in all this?!?
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:20 |
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RIP Jeff Stein
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:31 |
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The powerful are the only ones who are innocent until definitely proven guilty so I don't think much is going to come out of this now unless there is videotape of him being strangled or something. I don't think murder is likely. It's more likely the cops were suggested to not offer Epstein any kind of deal and instead promise him life in rape prison and to then take him off suicide watch. Since cops are dumb as hell it's impossible to prove it was foul play instead of sheer incompetence.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:37 |
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so are we crack pinging into trump lovers or m1 carrying antifa supersoldiers?
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:38 |
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Taintrunner posted:
this is like when all the MAGA Chuds decided that prosecutors had too much power when Manafort and Flynn were charged like yeah, they're technically right in most situations, but they are obviously just using it as a smokescreen
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:38 |
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Dr. Killjoy posted:gotta confirm they don’t have Monarch autodestruct programming first Monarch programming is pretty clearly a different pedophile cabal. Most of Epstein's (and literally every dude who hung out with Epstein, they should all be guillotined) victims testified against him.
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Relevant Tangent posted:Monarch programming is pretty clearly a different pedophile cabal. Most of Epstein's (and literally every dude who hung out with Epstein, they should all be guillotined) victims testified against him. Listen, I work for the Monarch. We don't have programming, just orders to not tattle on the Monarch. You want that fat old chud Sgt. Hatred.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:50 |
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The Jack Chop Guy posted:idk what skills does this guy have to work fuckin anywhere Kicking rad hair
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:53 |
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This is fake, right?
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:54 |
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:epstein brain making me think he + "the cabal" faked his death and he's keyser soze-ing off to a heretofore unknown "private island" with ghislaine He hosed up badly, twice. Why keep him alive? Cabals tend to be pretty murderous.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:56 |
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skeletors_condom posted:This is fake, right? Is it?
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Monarch conspiracies alleged that the CIA and the super-rich had access to mind control technology to make programmable sex slaves, but it turns out the rich just used their money to cover-up their exploitation of poor girls in the US and abroad.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:58 |
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Atrocious Joe posted:this is like when all the MAGA Chuds decided that prosecutors had too much power when Manafort and Flynn were charged Prison and police abolition has (rightfully) become a big rallying point for a certain segment of the US left in the last year or so but if you're using this poo poo to advance your cause you're either incredible naive, incredibly myopic, or incredibly compromised
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:58 |
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comedyblissoption posted:i mean this is a remote possibility in an 'oh god he still has a credible deadman's switch' scenario Presumably they could have beaten that out of him by now. I refuse to believe dude was smart enough to set up a dms that would work.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 17:00 |
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Oops wrong thread
twoday has issued a correction as of 17:14 on Aug 11, 2019 |
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lol that the media is trying to make thinking this was fishy into a CRAZY TRUMP BELIEVES IN WACKY CONSPIRACY THEORY thing. circling the wagons real hard.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 17:07 |
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So this is what gaslighting feels like
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Atrocious Joe posted:Monarch conspiracies alleged that the CIA and the super-rich had access to mind control technology to make programmable sex slaves, but it turns out the rich just used their money to cover-up their exploitation of poor girls in the US and abroad. well there was that ny cult
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Oops wrong thread
twoday has issued a correction as of 17:14 on Aug 11, 2019 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:lol that the media is trying to make thinking this was fishy into a CRAZY TRUMP BELIEVES IN WACKY CONSPIRACY THEORY thing. circling the wagons real hard. My fave thing is that a week from now 95% of people will have forgotten about Epstein, and the few who bring him up will be dismissed as conspiracy loonies.
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