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Hell, if your watermelon bursts enough, you can put the pieces into your plastic bag together with the street dirt now glued to it. Eating watermelons garnished with crud and filth while simultaneously destroying the environment with your plastic garbage: Being a double piece of poo poo
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Perestroika posted:I think the idea is that the watermelon burst, and the plastic bag allowed him to transport it without the fluids leaking. Which admittedly is like the one occasionally handy thing about plastic bags. Still not worth it, tho. Please tell him that Rewe sells nice durable Einkaufstaschen aus recycled Kunstoff for 50 cents or something. They are wasserdicht and large enough for a Melone.
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https://twitter.com/AfDLindemann/status/1161161843001438208?s=20 Turns out that the US not only have 
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A broken clock moment for this AfD guy. Besides the weird typo.
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Guess from which seriöse Zeitung this article introduction is taken: Die Begeisterung für Greta Thunberg erweist sich als Kehrseite des Populismus à la Trump: Beides wurzelt im Misstrauen gegenüber etablierten Eliten.
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Ranking in order of probability: NZZ, FAZ, Welt, Focus, Zeit Komödienvariante: taz being kantig
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Österreichische Freunderlwirtschaft in Zahlen: https://twitter.com/arminwolf/status/1161567339311222784?s=21
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Zwille posted:Ranking in order of probability: NZZ, FAZ, Welt, Focus, Zeit  It's from the Süddeutsche.It's not even an article, it's a commentary written by an idiot. It's also full of factual errors, thanks to the author literally being Mega-Dolt.
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Someone absolutely tore into even Grüne for the Umwelt policies they sell as "radical". Like lower CO2-Steuer than the Rückversicherer are fordering etc. So in a way it's true. If someone in power was actually doing something people wouldn't be looking to a teenager with correct opinions as the messiah
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Ah, i wanted to do the big reveal 
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Ah poo poo, Süddeutsche. I always completely forget about them.
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AndreTheGiantBoned posted:Do you have quotes/articles on this? It is totally believable, I'm just curious on who said this, and how. That was in regards to the free ÖPNV article posted earlier.
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SZ is occasionally good for amusing dumb hot takes. Like that one a month of two ago about a headhunter who spent a couple of pages getting very  because the loving kids today are no longer willing to move halfway across the country for a lovely job that pays a pittance.
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Why don't we just introduce a 10 cent plastic bag charge? That way most people will remember to bring an old bag to reuse and if you really need one you can still buy it.
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Perestroika posted:SZ is occasionally good for amusing dumb hot takes. Like that one a month of two ago about a headhunter who spent a couple of pages getting very Lmao I remember this one Also, we already have a Plastiksackstrafgebühr hier in Switzerland, they’re no longer free. I admit that I do sometimes buy one, but it’s a very rare occurrence.
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suck my woke dick posted:Why don't we just introduce a 10 cent plastic bag charge? That way most people will remember to bring an old bag to reuse and if you really need one you can still buy it. Who except the Bundesbank cares about a few cent?
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I can't even remember a time when plastic bags were free. Is there still some magical petrol wunderland where you can get free nature-killers?
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System Metternich posted:https://twitter.com/AfDLindemann/status/1161161843001438208?s=20 
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Libluini posted:I can't even remember a time when plastic bags were free. Is there still some magical petrol wunderland where you can get free nature-killers? I don't think plastic bags were ever free in supermarkets, but you used to get them a lot in places like Müller or Karstadt or smaller shops. Nowadays you still sometimes get one, but it really depends on what you're buying and where. In terms of CO2 and resource use, plastic bags aren't that bad by the way. The problem is where they go after you use them.
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the very thin white plastic bags for fruits and veggies are (were?) free
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suck my woke dick posted:Why don't we just introduce a 10 cent plastic bag charge? That way most people will remember to bring an old bag to reuse and if you really need one you can still buy it. Ausländergoon gave himself away. Guards!
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Opferwurst posted:Ausländergoon gave himself away. Guards! I haven't shopped in Germany for years but last time I did everyone was just using the free lovely vegetable plastic bags for everything small and a free C&A bag for everything big?
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Please don't touch the groceries, oliwan. You might hurt them.
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oliwan posted:Don't get me started on grocery shopping in Germany no, please, do go on
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Please do a comparative rant and include Switzerland tia
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Please remember praising the Berliner Naturell while also being offended by their rudeness.
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Der Südwesten mal wieder weltweit in den Schlagzeilen https://twitter.com/sternde/status/1160969933314039809 https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/12/world/europe/germany-police-rare-bird-vigilantes.html
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Lieber Gans Shooting als Mass Shooting 
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A GROUSE IS DEAD
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Ihr seid doch allesamt Heuchler. Für den Auerhahn habt ihr Erbarmen, doch wer von euch weinte für die Wassermelone? 
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I will not be goaded into this again. Doing groceries in Germany is horrible. The supermarkets are bad. We all know it. Last time I was flamed because I expected supermarkets in Germany to carry black beans. The miles of satchels with saltpowder are sickening. Many supermarket don't even have lovingshopping baskets and germandythink this is totally normal. lol. No more.
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oliwan posted:I will not be goaded into this again. Doing groceries in Germany is horrible. The supermarkets are bad. We all know it. Last time I was flamed because I expected supermarkets in Germany to carry black beans. The miles of satchels with saltpowder are sickening. Many supermarket don't even have lovingshopping baskets and germandythink this is totally normal. lol. No more. Come to Köln, all the grocery stores here have shopping baskets because the aisles are technically too narrow for shopping carts, so there's like 3-5 Alibi carts, total, that no one uses except for the Omas using them as Gehhilfen
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Smirr posted:Come to Köln 
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oliwan posted:Many supermarket don't even have lovingshopping baskets and germandythink this is totally normal. seriously what in the gently caress. where in germany did you exist that you not only experienced this but came away with thinking this happens in "many"? i have literally never ever seen a supermarket without push carts, and even then all of them had little carry baskets too. were you in bavaria or schwabenland?
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Since I can't use my balcony anymore, I figured I might as well send a chili update: Let's see if awful app can handle these uploads.   An angry reaper with a legit Satan's Ringelschwänzchen.  Chocolate Habaneros looking extra chocolatey.  I'm so drat happy the Red Habanero I emergency-splinted pulled through. I think she might be strong enough to remove the splint by now.  
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I'm so drat happy the Red Habanero I emergency-splinted pulled through. I think she might be strong enough to remove the splint by now. omg plant medicine 
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Mithaldu posted:w-hat I remember having to stop in Berlin once when I was traveling back home from Stralsund. There are some faint memories of walking into some sort of tiny fake supermarket at the main train station and seeing no shopping carts anywhere. To be fair, they wouldn't have fit the tiny aisles anyway. Wait a minute, isn't Oliwan from Berlin?
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maybe oliwan is 4"9' and thinks a normal konsum is a super market?Libluini posted:I remember having to stop in Berlin once when I was traveling back home from Stralsund. 
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