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Ghost Leviathan posted:Basically by default men have it hammered into them from birth that the only place they're allowed to get any kind of emotional support from is the woman that they're having sex with. gah yeah, never realized this before but yeah
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If a woman buys you sexy underwear, and then starts getting all flirty like it’s gonna be smashin’ time, you go brush your teeth, dip your nuts in some mouthwash real quick, and throw on your nicest undies while she deals with all the straps and buckles and fishnets or whatever. In my case it was fancy designer underwear with dorky nerd poo poo all over it, so we have a lot of home videos where she’s dressed up a like tart and a seductress and I have, like, South Park boxers or Ice Cream sandwiches or something. Her favorite pair she got me was just pictures of Donuts. Wear the things your girlfriend buys you. Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 12:55 on Aug 14, 2019 |
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Bust Rodd posted:dip your nuts in some mouthwash real quick, Def don't do this
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Xik posted:Def don't do this Kinda have to if you expect her to dip her mouth in nutwash.
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I think they mean more "yes clean your filthy junk but do not actually, literally dip your balls in mouthwash". A good scrub with Dr. Bronner will do you just fine.
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theres this thing called water and soap It's really out there but it works
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Why settle for mere soapy water when you can slip the surly bonds of earth to teabag a snowman Dr Bronner is your friend
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dr bronners uses palm oil and is bad now e: I did some more research and apparently they 'ethically source' palm oil so keep on tinglin your balls I guess
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I'm not sure it's because or in spite of growing up in the country that I hate getting dirty and love to spend too long in the shower casually getting the nooks and crannies. I get the feeling a lot of people with poor hygiene have at the very last a critical failure of parenting and at worst signs of abuse and/or neglect.
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Most of them are just depressed and eroded their "I should care about X" apparatus and so they stop caring
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm not sure it's because or in spite of growing up in the country that I hate getting dirty and love to spend too long in the shower casually getting the nooks and crannies. Yeah, or maybe we've all just got a lot more nooks and crannies than you do. We can't be expected to spend 3 hours every day bathing.
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DandyLion posted:Yeah, or maybe we've all just got a lot more nooks and crannies than you do. We can't be expected to spend 3 hours every day bathing. ed: I misread that joke at first. Wasn't there a post in this thread about a woman who had to take multi-hour showers supposedly to treat her depression? Also I remember a story about another roommate who took showers so long she took 10-15 minutes breaks in the middle of them.
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I take hour plus basically scalding hot baths on the regular. bring in like 2 l of sparkling water, a lot of ice, maybe a beer, smoke a bowl beforehand, sometimes I'll watch an entire movie in there. I'm not sure if this is healthy behaviour or not but it brings me a tremendous amount of joy and relaxation and is my near-daily mini vacation. get on the bath train people it's the way to live
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The Walrus posted:I take hour plus basically scalding hot baths on the regular. bring in like 2 l of sparkling water, a lot of ice, maybe a beer, smoke a bowl beforehand, sometimes I'll watch an entire movie in there. I'm not sure if this is healthy behaviour or not but it brings me a tremendous amount of joy and relaxation and is my near-daily mini vacation. That sounds probably healthier than any behaviour described in this thread thus far. Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrqokS_f2CM
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Long scalding hot baths kill your nut and the reason you feel so good is because you're absorbing all the released energy of your dead nut
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You don't keep your balls submerged in water the whole time until the water has cooled for at least an hour, that's a rookie mistake. if you need to submerge, keep em cupped.
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How do you take a bath without submerging your balls?
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McGavin posted:How do you take a bath without submerging your balls? Tubguy
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McGavin posted:How do you take a bath without submerging your balls? You pull the cord that inflates the attached air bladder and they float to the surface.
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McGavin posted:How do you take a bath without submerging your balls? Face down, balls wave, that's the way I like to bathe.
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Bust Rodd posted:If a woman buys you sexy underwear, and then starts getting all flirty like it’s gonna be smashin’ time, you go brush your teeth, dip your nuts in some mouthwash real quick, and throw on your nicest undies while she deals with all the straps and buckles and fishnets or whatever. My girlfriend always comments whenever I wear the llama unicorn pajama pants she got me, so this checks out. But I cannot understand for a second not replacing your underwear regularly. I hate how my older pairs of underwear feel and will only wear them on laundry days. Any pairs with holes in them are instantly tossed out. What in the heck is wrong with people?
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Oscar Wild posted:Face down, balls wave, that's the way I like to bathe. LOL!
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McGavin posted:How do you take a bath without submerging your balls? knees stay elevated and bent, back of neck against back of bath, torso in water, balls between legs with legs closed, legs form insulating barrier. the only real risk is I'm stretching out my sack prematurely. ladies, what are your feelings on 32 year old men with the balls of a 60 year old
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I'm gonna say something here: Guys.. buddies.. Take care of your nice young beautiful genitals while you have them. PS: Ladies like it when you shave your balls btw. Dr. Bronners IS your friend, esp the lavender one! And Bust Rodd, I swear to God if you dip your balls in mouthwash one more time, i'm comin' down there to smack ya. 
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The Walrus posted:I take hour plus basically scalding hot baths on the regular. bring in like 2 l of sparkling water, a lot of ice, maybe a beer, smoke a bowl beforehand, sometimes I'll watch an entire movie in there. I'm not sure if this is healthy behaviour or not but it brings me a tremendous amount of joy and relaxation and is my near-daily mini vacation. My man here knows what's up. Nothing quite like getting out of the bath with your skin red like a tomato from first degree burns and your blood pressure spiked.
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Medieval Medic posted:My man here knows what's up. He's got the right idea, though. I take showers, but I normally take my time. I listen to music usually tho instead of watching something... (Yesterday, I got through a whole Steely Dan album in the shower..) And i've definitely taken a glass of wine in the bathroom with me to sip on occasionally while i'm in there.
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My Shoes posted:He's got the right idea, though. I take showers, but I normally take my time. I listen to music usually tho instead of watching something... (Yesterday, I got through a whole Steely Dan album in the shower..) Oh I know hes got the right idea, none of my previous post was sarcasm, I actually do enjoy it.
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Medieval Medic posted:Oh I know hes got the right idea, none of my previous post was sarcasm, I actually do enjoy it. Got it. Takin' a shower w/ your SO is also really nice. Light some candles, play some chill music, get all soapy. mhmm mhmm mhmm. Yep.
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My Shoes posted:Got it. this is a really binary thing for women in my experience half of the women i've dated absolutely adore this experience and it's a great time all around the other half are like "bitch move i got business to finish in here" there seems to be no in between Coolguye fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Aug 14, 2019 |
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I wish I could take more baths. I love taking them but I’m too tall for most bathtubs. A bath is either me having either my legs or my torso in the water or me trying to contort my legs so they will fit and never succeeding My old place even had nice deep tubs and they weren’t big enough. Being tall isn’t always awesome (but it’s mostly awesome)
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Buncha princes & sheikhs in this mo'f talking about baths. Yo I'm 6'1 and haven't lived in a place with a tub that I could comfortably fit in since I was... well since before I was 6'1! Showering with your SO can be nice if one of you is significantly shorter than the other. One of my exes was 5'1, so she could get a full shower and I still got plenty of water and just got to sort of watch her, and switching spots was as easy as her just ducking under my arm. I never bathed or showered with my most recent ex, because she had her own bathroom, and like every hot girl I've ever met, her bathroom could've easily been mistaken for a melting down Fukushima reactor core. Over 30 bottles of stuff in the shower each of them approximately 15% full, a clearly alive mat of hair that stayed affixed to the wall of her shower, little colonies of Q-tips engaging in tribal rituals to awaken the hairdryer...
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Bust Rodd posted:Buncha princes & sheikhs in this mo'f talking about baths. And one Jewish American Princess.
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My Shoes posted:And one Jewish American Princess. Oh. Love your nails. You must be a libra
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Oscar Wild posted:Face down, balls wave, that's the way I like to bathe.
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Got a weird SOON to be ex who i met on OkCupid who is texting me and asking me to go biking riding in my underwear w him. so weird. Guys are weird. He also "jokingly" texted and said we should share underwear pics A. What if HE doesn't have nice underwear?! B. I am pretty sure biking in underwear is illegal. C. I only show off my nice Wacoal underwear to my favorite favorite guys ever. D. That's my purse! I don't know you! PS: also guys get your ladies Wacoal underwear. Thank me later.
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theres no goku option in that poll so im gonna go with the king of the hill reference
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Yeah, that's probably not a conversation you want to have with a cop.
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Coolguye posted:theres no goku option in that poll so im gonna go with the king of the hill reference Really i'm just making a list of everything i'm thinking about while reading that text. So all of the above for me. My ex may have made some mistakes in some areas but he did me one BIG favor because he was sexy AF and set the bar wayyyy high in the bedroom, so I don't see a way any guy can compare anytime soon. Plus he hurt me pretty bad, so I don't see how I could trust a guy enough to have sex w/ him anytime soon. Between the two, there's no way a guys seeing my underwear for a really long time. He made me extra cautious and hesitant which is actually a boon for me because it'll keep me from rushing in and getting hurt again. The next guy is gonna be properly vetted and he's gonna have to wait so I can see if he plans on sticking around. (and im thinking texts about anything having to do with underwear are red flags.)
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