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Sagebrush posted:yeah the guy in the video upthread points out that it's not even useful production logging data -- it's all dumb poo poo from the linux subsystem that would only be useful for software development. he figures it was just Software Guys who didn't understand that flash has a finite life so they treated it like a hard disk. goddamn, that's good. i've been wanting to make my own for a while. the closest i've gotten has just been using torque on my phone for a lovely, slow updating dashboard  honestly the hardest part about this would be getting the data off the obd2 adapter via bluetooth, or out of torque. i've thought about making a very basic webserver that just eats the data torque can send over web but that'd give a readout at best once a second and also subject to android's background processing restrictions, if torque even runs in the background
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Zamujasa posted:goddamn, that's good. i've been wanting to make my own for a while. the closest i've gotten has just been using torque on my phone for a lovely, slow updating dashboard sick sonique skin
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Zamujasa posted:goddamn, that's good. i've been wanting to make my own for a while. the closest i've gotten has just been using torque on my phone for a lovely, slow updating dashboard lmao, this is right up there with ham radio software in terms of design
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Torque's UI is the worst thing ever but I forgive it because it was really useful when I needed to get my car inspected after the battery died and I was trying to make sure all the emissions tests were ready.
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indigi posted:space trash could help mitigate global warming if there's enough of it so I approve this plan sounds like elon's gonna throw some epic shade
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:sounds like elon's gonna throw some epic shade
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Zamujasa posted:goddamn, that's good. i've been wanting to make my own for a while. the closest i've gotten has just been using torque on my phone for a lovely, slow updating dashboard imagine trying to extract information from this display while operating a motor vehicle. picture it.
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fwiw torque's display layout is fully user-defined, so that is a panel that zamujasa put together. you can make much nicer-looking ones with better data density if you choose.
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what is left unspoken: you can also make it much, much worse
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indigi posted:space trash could help mitigate global warming if there's enough of it so I approve this plan i realized the other day that when we drill for oil, turn the oil into plastic, then throw the plastic away in a landfill to sit for ten thousand years, it's actually a carbon-neutral process (manufacturing and transport excluded) save the earth! throw away more plastic trash!
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breaking: harley davidson hired tesla dudes https://advrider.com/breaking-harley-halts-production-of-the-livewire/ quote:“We recently discovered a non-standard condition during a final quality check quote:According to the Wall Street Journal, the problem is related to the electric motorcycle’s charging equipment. Harley said that testing is progressing “well”.
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a few decades of plastic waste will not replace the tens of millions of years of globe-spanning cellulose and lignin production that laid down current coal stores. the fossil fuel bounty that we're consuming now will never be meaningfully replaced.
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Jabor posted:a few decades of plastic waste will not replace the tens of millions of years of globe-spanning cellulose and lignin production that laid down current coal stores. we should have been on whatever was supposed to be after oil a few decades ago. we got off track somewhere.
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Jabor posted:a few decades of plastic waste will not replace the tens of millions of years of globe-spanning cellulose and lignin production that laid down current coal stores. no, but turning the oil into plastic and putting it right back in the ground a week after you throw it away is still a type of carbon capture 
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Jabor posted:the fossil fuel bounty that we're consuming now will never be meaningfully replaced.
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Sagebrush posted:fwiw torque's display layout is fully user-defined, so that is a panel that zamujasa put together. you can make much nicer-looking ones with better data density if you choose. i'm experimenting with some poo poo to see if i can use torque just for the obd communication instead of the dashboard because torque's interface is garbage. my ideal design would just have the current speed in giant digits, a bar for rpm, and maybe a few much smaller numbers in a corner for the other info. could also use a different color for the speed to indicate the approx range for better peripheral vision usage. Midjack posted:imagine trying to extract information from this display while operating a motor vehicle. surprisingly easy when you only look at it when you're stuck at a red light, or to check the speedometer. trying to read anything else while in motion would be tesla-driver level stupidity, and i'm not quite that stupid
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Jonny 290 posted:breaking: harley davidson hired tesla dudes i wonder if it was the early smart tesla dudes or some later bazinga tesla dudes
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Sagebrush posted:fwiw android's home screen layout is fully user-defined, so that is a panel that zamujasa put together. you can make much nicer-looking ones with better data density if you choose.
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has anything else come out from that taycan spat or did elon drop it after claiming victory
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PIZZA.BAT posted:has anything else come out from that taycan spat or did elon drop it after claiming victory taycan repeatedly crushed poo poo and porsche posted a sick picture of its assembly line, notably not in a tent, and elon immediately shifted to talking about cuphead on the tesla console
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PIZZA.BAT posted:has anything else come out from that taycan spat or did elon drop it after claiming victory he claimed victory after the prototype model s failed partially into its first lap, and projected a lap time from the tiny bit before it failed
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infernal machines posted:he claimed victory after the prototype model s failed partially into its first lap, and projected a lap time from the tiny bit before it failed right i was wondering if there was any follow up after this or if it went the same way as him claiming he'd demonstrate his cave coffin
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well, he didn't try to put any professional divers in danger of drowning to massage his ego, or get rebuffed by the Thai government, so not exactly the same
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im the 1354 minute trip
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:im the 1354 minute trip im the dial that cant decide if its mph or km/h
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Sagebrush posted:i realized the other day that when we drill for oil, turn the oil into plastic, then throw the plastic away in a landfill to sit for ten thousand years, it's actually a carbon-neutral process (manufacturing and transport excluded) This is the reason that trendy biodegradable plastics are supremely overrated. I don’t what it to biodegrade and release carbon dioxide. I want those polymers to hang around in landfills as long as possible.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:sounds like elon's gonna throw some epic shade These satellites spell out 'pedo guy'
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there’s a tesla in office car park now. i walk close enough to trigger the thing every time
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Jonny 290 posted:breaking: harley davidson hired tesla dudes tags: Baby Boomers, Breaking, Electric, Electric Motorcycle
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jesus WEP posted:there’s a tesla in office car park now. i walk close enough to trigger the thing every time do not taunt happy fun car 
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what even is happening with it, it just kinda flashes it’s lights at me. does it start videoing me? or take a picture? idk
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jesus WEP posted:what even is happening with it, it just kinda flashes it’s lights at me. does it start videoing me? or take a picture? idk probably videos you in case you do a vandalism. just be happy in the knowledge that every time you walk by you accelerate the car bricking itself
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jesus WEP posted:what even is happening with it, it just kinda flashes it’s lights at me. does it start videoing me? or take a picture? idk it’s saving a 15 minute video from 4 cameras every time, so they’ll have to go through the painstaking effort of deleting vids of you walking by it
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brick your car by parking next to some foliage on a day that has any sort of air movement at all. record hours and hours of a gentle breeze swaying some leaves
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my tesla bricks itself watching the trees sway [asmr]
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Nfcknblvbl posted:it’s saving a 15 minute video from 4 cameras every time, so they’ll have to go through the painstaking effort of deleting vids of you walking by it
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Isn't that just a Pontiac Aztek?
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Iron Crowned posted:Isn't that just a Pontiac Aztek? 
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AlbieQuirky posted:do not taunt happy fun car
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