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blackmet
Aug 5, 2006

I believe there is a universal Truth to the process of doing things right (Not that I have any idea what that actually means).

Pens and paper are now evil?

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omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

blackmet posted:

Pens and paper are now evil?

education

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


I always store my condoms unwrapped and covered in weed dust

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom vroom, BEEP BEEP!
Nap Ghost

blatman posted:

I always store my condoms unwrapped and covered in weed dust

How else are you gonna get a contact high

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

DarkHorse posted:

How else are you gonna get a contact high

Storing your contacts unwrapped and covered in weed dust.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

coke caked buttplug and buttchug vodka all at once


do it cowards

PJOmega
May 5, 2009

T-man posted:

coke caked buttplug and buttchug vodka all at once


do it cowards

But wouldn't that make the buttplug sticky?

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

loving the marble sized 'weed' nugs that look like something a deep dream algorithm spat out

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



PJOmega posted:

But wouldn't that make the buttplug sticky?

Dont worry, the coke will make your ring numb, you wont notice

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Elizabethan Error posted:

loving the marble sized 'weed' nugs that look like something a deep dream algorithm spat out

Are those just sponges painted green?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

:thejoke: maybe but those are called popcorn buds, the stuff you usually get if you're buying bottom shelf in bulk


i will never smoke anything other than my $40/oz garbage weed ground into a powder and vaporized directly into my lungs

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Ratoslov posted:

Are those just sponges painted green?

the image is fuzzy enough to make telling what's actually there impossible. the next form of rightwing PShop nonsense; endless use of blur

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Elizabethan Error posted:

loving the marble sized 'weed' nugs that look like something a deep dream algorithm spat out

When I tried out Canada legal weed shortly after legalization it looked like shittier versions of that, same size roughly but kind of looked like it had been sitting in my sock drawer for 8 years

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

totalnewbie posted:

Yeah, it's pretty disappointing to hear Obama say something like that but, then again, being disappointed by Obama is just a continuation of the trend.

I don't know, it seemed to me like his point was basically "if you want stuff to change, it takes action, not just complaining." Probably could have said it better, but I think the message is valid.

totalnewbie
Nov 13, 2005

I was born and raised in China, lived in Japan, and now hold a US passport.

I am wrong in every way, all the damn time.

Ask me about my tattoos.
He is completely trivializing the things that people are getting called out for.

"how you didn’t do something right or used the wrong verb" - people aren't getting "cancelled" because they used the wrong verb, they're getting cancelled because they demonstrated that they're completely and unapologetically racist. While there are some people whose egos are fed entirely by virtue signaling, most people don't feel good about having to call somebody out because we'd rather that the call-out not have been necessary in the first place.

And what do you consider action? Are protests actions or complaints? If you attend a protest in person, that's an action but if you make your feelings known online, that's just complaining? Why is that? A protest doesn't DO anything - they're just complaining in person. What's the difference except the medium through which you're expressing yourself? Or should people just not protest?

Rather than COMPLAIN about people using social media to express themselves, maybe he should look at the people who are being incredibly lovely and tell them to cut it the gently caress out because they can't get away with that poo poo anymore.

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

BaronVonVaderham posted:

My mom is fine :colbert:
Oh I know she is. But this is the terrible email thread.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Posted under a picture of AOC:

quote:

This article was written by a 26 yr old college student by the name of Alyssa Ahlgren, who's in grad school for her MBA. What a GREAT perspecitve...

My Generation Is Blind to the Prosperity Around Us!

I'm sitting in a small coffee shop near Nokomis (Florida) trying to think of what to write about. I scroll through my newsfeed on my phone looking at the latest headlines of presidential candidates calling for policies to "fix" the so-called injustices of capitalism. I put my phone down and continue to look around.

I see people talking freely, working on their MacBook's, ordering food they get in an instant, seeing cars go by outside, and it dawned on me. We live in the most privileged time in the most prosperous nation and we've become completely blind to it.

Vehicles, food, technology, freedom to associate with whom we choose.These things are so ingrained in our American way of life we don't give them a second thought.

We are so well off here in the United States that our poverty line begins 31 times above the global average. Thirty One Times!!!

Virtually no one in the United States is considered poor by global standards. Yet, in a time where we can order a product off Amazon with one click and have it at our doorstep the next day, we are unappreciative, unsatisfied, and ungrateful ??

Our unappreciation is evident as the popularity of socialist policies among my generation continues to grow. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recently said to Newsweek talking about the millennial generation, "An entire generation, which is now becoming one of the largest electorates in America, came of age and never saw American prosperity."

Never saw American prosperity! Let that sink in.

When I first read that statement, I thought to myself, that was quite literally the most entitled and factually illiterate thing I've ever heard in my 26 years on this earth. Many young people agree with her, which is entirely misguided.

My generation is being indoctrinated by a mainstream narrative to actually believe we have never seen prosperity. I know this first hand, I went to college, let's just say I didn't have the popular opinion, but I digress.

Why then, with all of the overwhelming evidence around us, evidence that I can even see sitting at a coffee shop, do we not view this as prosperity? We have people who are dying to get into our country.

People around the world destitute and truly impoverished. Yet, we have a young generation convinced they've never seen prosperity, and as a result, we elect some politicians who are dead set on taking steps towards abolishing capitalism.

Why? The answer is this,?? my generation has only seen prosperity. We have no contrast. We didn't live in the great depression, or live through two world wars, the Korean War, The Vietnam War or we didn't see the rise and fall of socialism and communism.

We don't know what it's like to live without the internet, without cars, without smartphones. We don't have a lack of prosperity problem. We have an entitlement problem, an ungratefulness problem, and it's spreading like a plague."

We're ungrateful for all the wonderful things that capitalism has wrought, like student and medical debt! :fuckoff: OK, Boomer.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Nov 6, 2019

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
*looks around suburban coffee shop* "i can't see any poverty where i'm sitting, so it must not exist! did i mention i'm in graduate school for a business degree?"

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



"You kids are so ungrateful! You may be drowning in student debt and falling behind the earnings of previous generations, but you can get packages from Amazon in a few days! Talk about entitlement!"

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004
I had a cousin argue with me that it doesn’t matter that wages have not kept up with the increase in productivity because we can buy giant flat screen TVs and smartphones.

Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
All our dumb toys are cheap as hell but all the things we need to live are exorbitantly expensive. Feels intentional.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I also like how it brings up that the idea that the most impoverished Americans are better off on a "global scale" and doesn't see this as a grievous indictment of the global downhill poo poo-roll brought to you by capitalists and imperialism. As if the most poverty-stricken nation's ascribe to some other *crazy* economic system that just fails by nature, instead of literally having the fingers of developed nations taking their tater tots for themselves every lunch period for centuries.

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

No. Next question please, this is easy.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Posted under a picture of AOC:


We're ungrateful for all the wonderful things that capitalism has wrought, like student and medical debt! :fuckoff: OK, Boomer.

this one is surprisingly (aside from the AOC photo) accurate: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/alyssa-ahlgren-coffee-shop/

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Elizabethan Error posted:

this one is surprisingly (aside from the AOC photo) accurate: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/alyssa-ahlgren-coffee-shop/

Huh. I guess 26 year olds can be Boomers too.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Huh. I guess 26 year olds can be Boomers too.

A crazy amount of millennials and zoomers will sell out for a bit of wealth.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Forceholy posted:

A crazy amount of millennials and zoomers humans will sell out for a bit of wealth.

Boomers had a higher prosperity per captia than later gens which is why they tend to be trash.

PJOmega
May 5, 2009

luxury handset posted:

*looks around suburban coffee shop* "i can't see any poverty where i'm sitting, so it must not exist! did i mention i'm in graduate school for a business degree?"

It is telling that she doesn't see any of the employees that make her boring Utopia possible as people.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Young people trending left doesn’t mean there aren’t millions of that girl. Especially if you’re looking at a self-selecting group like business students.

Could be worse though. She isn’t in engineering.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
change working to income :v:

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Young people trending left doesn’t mean there aren’t millions of that girl. Especially if you’re looking at a self-selecting group like business students.

Could be worse though. She isn’t in engineering.

I know some like this. It's not the exact same thing but I have a distant cousin (the son of the cousin whose posts I've occasionally shared with the IoSM thread). Good guy, but he's deep into the "both sides are corrupt" and "AOC is stupid and crazy" stuff. When I'm on Facebook these days, which isn't much, I just don't even respond to it. I probably should but it's a waste of time and energy to try to reason with that particular brand of centrism.

Great Metal Jesus
Jun 11, 2007

Got no use for psychiatry
I can talk to the voices
in my head for free
Mood swings like an axe
Into those around me
My tongue is a double agent

borkencode posted:

I had a cousin argue with me that it doesn’t matter that wages have not kept up with the increase in productivity because we can buy giant flat screen TVs and smartphones.

Someone actually posted a really good Atlantic article that talks about a refutation to this dumb argument over in USPol: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/11/income-inequality-getting-worse/601414/

Basically there's a lot more competitions amongst companies trying to wring money out of people who have it than there is trying to meet the needs of people who don't. This keeps the price of mid and upper tier consumer goods from rising too much while the absolute cheapest stuff is getting more expensive and putting the squeeze on poor people. If you factor this into the way we currently track poverty a whole lot more people are just barely scraping by than are officially tracked. It's probably the best refutation of "well your iPhone is still cheap!!!" I've seen.

Also lol on what planet are iPhones still cheap.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

Great Metal Jesus posted:


Also lol on what planet are iPhones still cheap.

One where every phone company is willing to put anyone who walks in on a 2 year commitment payment plan.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I know some like this. It's not the exact same thing but I have a distant cousin (the son of the cousin whose posts I've occasionally shared with the IoSM thread). Good guy, but he's deep into the "both sides are corrupt" and "AOC is stupid and crazy" stuff. When I'm on Facebook these days, which isn't much, I just don't even respond to it. I probably should but it's a waste of time and energy to try to reason with that particular brand of centrism.

i have lots of friends like this that play the "both sides are terrible" argument but they vote conservative 100% of the time. they are just republicans that want to feel enlightened.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

jivjov posted:

One where every phone company is willing to put anyone who walks in on a 2 year commitment payment plan.

except they’re even more expensive, you’re just not paying the cost all at once

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

Julio Cruz posted:

except they’re even more expensive, you’re just not paying the cost all at once

Oh exactly. That's the point. It doesn't feel expensive because you've parceled it off into 24 payments.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Julio Cruz posted:

except they’re even more expensive, you’re just not paying the cost all at once

This caught me off guard because in the late 90s when a brand new phone was like $60 you could get a phone for free if you signed up for 2 years.

Somewhere along the way this transition to a payment plan for a $700 phone on top of the regular monthly fee.

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Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Eschenique posted:

This caught me off guard because in the late 90s when a brand new phone was like $60 you could get a phone for free if you signed up for 2 years.

Somewhere along the way this transition to a payment plan for a $700 phone on top of the regular monthly fee.

You can still do that. People choose not to for silly reasons.

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