feedmyleg posted:Drop what you're doing, new Cats trailer Hard pass.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 18:04 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:53 |
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I see no cats, only a bunch of horrific nightmare beasts.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 18:47 |
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clown shoes posted:I think the cat movie looks good but James Cordon will ruin it. I would genuinely love to know what about this movie looks good to you.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 18:53 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS3aHkkfuEIDeakul posted:I would genuinely love to know what about this movie looks good to you. As would I.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 18:59 |
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I know we all wanted to hate the Irishman and I would probably feel ripped off if I sat in a theater but since it's on Netflix I mean go hog wild with your aging poo poo and incidentally the reviews are very good.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 19:30 |
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Deakul posted:I would genuinely love to know what about this movie looks good to you. Cats!
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 19:30 |
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A horror film getting a February drop means it's poo poo.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 20:26 |
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Chuka Umana posted:A horror film getting a February drop means it's poo poo. Get Out
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 20:42 |
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kiimo posted:I know we all wanted to hate the Irishman and I would probably feel ripped off if I sat in a theater but since it's on Netflix I mean go hog wild with your aging poo poo and incidentally the reviews are very good. gently caress that, I'm gonna see it at the theater.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 20:57 |
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feedmyleg posted:Drop what you're doing, new Cats trailer I can't even finish this trailer. This is the most unnatural dark-sided poo poo I've ever seen.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 21:24 |
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I'd honestly much prefer the original design of Sonic than that.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 21:57 |
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They cleaned up the VFX significantly. That said I think it is pretty telling that you don't see any Universal logo at the top of the trailer.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 22:01 |
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Cats has an estimated budget of $300 million.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 22:21 |
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kiimo posted:I know we all wanted to hate the Irishman I'm sorry, what
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 22:33 |
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Make them all sonics
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 22:59 |
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Man, no one's gonna buy a ticket to see Cats on the big screen, what a mess
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 23:06 |
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angerbeet posted:Cats has an estimated budget of $300 million. Holy loving poo poo.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 23:28 |
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Who's getting high and going to see Cats instead of Star Wars opening night?
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 23:40 |
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Ego-bot posted:Who's getting high and going to see Cats instead of Star Wars opening night? I SAID WHO'S WITH ME
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 23:41 |
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Ego-bot posted:Who's getting high and going to see Cats instead of Star Wars opening night?
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 00:00 |
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I saw Taylor Swift shaking her cat tits at me and don't know how to feel.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 00:11 |
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I don't think it can be explained enough how insane Cats is as a production. Rebel Wilson's character is meant to have an extended tap sequence with the rest of the cast dressed up as tap-dancing cockroaches. She seems to be mostly a "comic" relief character but I have to assume her song makes it in so... hope she's been practicing those shuffle off to buffalos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hqGq-Kr9Hs&t=158s Her character is normally a sleepy cat but at night she goes to the basement and teaches manners to mice and cockroaches, also like all the other cats she wants to die, and maybe if her dancing is good enough the main cat will choose her to die. I don't know if "high" is really enough for this, I'd try and track down some shrooms for that permanent mental scarring. Three hundred million dollars.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 00:30 |
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The Peccadillo posted:Man, no one's gonna buy a ticket to see Cats on the big screen, what a mess I am 100% there opening day this trainwreck is definitely something I want to fully experience on the big screen it looks like they're putting a lot of emphasis on the completely whacked out plot/framing device of the Cats, and making Macavity a major speaking role (along with magical sparkle vanishing powers), which are certainly choices
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 00:37 |
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angerbeet posted:also like all the other cats she wants to die, and maybe if her dancing is good enough the main cat will choose her to die. What the gently caress?
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 00:42 |
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:What the gently caress? Jellicles do and Jellicles would Jellicles would and Jellicles can Jellicles can and Jellicles do
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 00:53 |
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:What the gently caress? That's why they're there, so they can present their case to the main cat (who controls access to cat heaven) as to which cat can die and be reborn, via song/dance.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 00:58 |
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It would be better if the cats all wore clothes. The James Corden cat in a shirt and suit jacket but no pants is very disturbing. It's all so obscene.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:06 |
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diarrhea poo poo movies this december only strengthen my 13 month resolve as I wait for Dune. All other movies gently caress off and die ty
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:13 |
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:diarrhea poo poo movies this december only strengthen my 13 month resolve as I wait for Dune. All other movies gently caress off and die ty The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn't just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:24 |
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At eleven forty-two with the signal overdue And the passengers all frantic to a man That's when I would appear and I'd saunter to the rear I been gettin' busy in the luggage van
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:36 |
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The MSJ posted:I saw Taylor Swift shaking her cat tits at me and don't know how to feel. To think there's 6 more where those came from.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 07:55 |
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Would you gently caress cat-taylor swift?
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 08:15 |
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Go watch real cinema like the marvel cinematic universe instead.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 11:08 |
angerbeet posted:That's why they're there, so they can present their case to the main cat (who controls access to cat heaven) as to which cat can die and be reborn, via song/dance. Wait, "reborn" in this context means going to heaven? Main cat has supernatural control over who goes to heaven? Is she cat Jesus? Is she cat Pope and just lying about poo poo? How is this story even loving weirder than I thought?
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 15:27 |
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thrawn527 posted:Wait, "reborn" in this context means going to heaven? Main cat has supernatural control over who goes to heaven? Is she cat Jesus? Is she cat Pope and just lying about poo poo? Somehow it is still not as weird as the Disco Trains on Rollerblades musical
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 15:36 |
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fatherboxx posted:Somehow it is still not as weird as the Disco Trains on Rollerblades musical Starlight Express is at least just a lot of visual fun. Granted last time I saw it was in London in 1997 but I enjoyed the poo poo out of it solely for the spectacle.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 15:39 |
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davidspackage posted:To think there's 6 more where those came from. Oh no the internet's gonna get a major surge in new weird furry horny stuff because of this awful movie
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 17:00 |
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too bad Tim Allen is such a douche nozzle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBZk6NvHKMg fake edit: loving SHAVE IT OFF WHEATON
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# ? Nov 21, 2019 03:04 |
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cvnvcnv posted:I see no cats, only a bunch of horrific nightmare beasts. yeah and i loving love it. god it looks so weird, gross and creepy-erotic.
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# ? Nov 21, 2019 03:50 |
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fatherboxx posted:Somehow it is still not as weird as the Disco Trains on Rollerblades musical For all its insanity Starlight Express at least has a coherent plot. It's a pretty standard "Underdog tries to woo girl from mean jock through winning something" story where everyone happens to be a personified train. Toy Story with trains. Cats is just random unexplained poo poo happening for vague never truly fleshed out reasons and everyone is in hideous fursuits.
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# ? Nov 21, 2019 07:33 |