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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Stravag posted:

I need a ruling. Funny, idiot, or warcrime



Depends, is it issued to the horse doctors from the 1st Cavalry reenactors unit?

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piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Depends, is it issued to the horse doctors from the 1st Cavalry reenactors unit?

I'm sorry if I'm just old fashioned, but horses should not be doctors.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Too many ants and larger bugs in war zones, the horses would just keep seeing them and dying like poor Freckles.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

piL posted:

I'm sorry if I'm just old fashioned, but horses should not be doctors.

:golfclap:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

piL posted:

I'm sorry if I'm just old fashioned, but horses should not be doctors.

loving neigh sayers

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

piL posted:

I'm sorry if I'm just old fashioned, but horses should not be doctors.

:dadjoke:

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

loving neigh sayers

:horse:

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Someone call KFOR, we need a stable-ization mission in this thread stat.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

loving neigh sayers

Mike Pence?

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/jezebel/status/1199032514351915008?s=21

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Dan Halen got taint cancer that way

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Sunshine
On my butthole
Makes me happy

Sunshine
On my taint
Can make me cry

Sunshine
On my ballsack
Looks so lovely

Sunshine
Almost always
Makes me high

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

I'm the undetectable melanoma

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Where the sun don't shine? What the gently caress does that mean?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Carth Dookie posted:

I'm the undetectable melanoma

Don't worry, you can cure all cancer with juice cleanses and :airquote: massages :airquote:. Ask Steve Jobs. :v:

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Stravag posted:

I need a ruling. Funny, idiot, or warcrime



Funny warcrime.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Max really hit close to home this week. Panel 2 minus the text was pretty much the entirety of my career.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

EBB posted:

Max really hit close to home this week. Panel 2 minus the text was pretty much the entirety of my career.



Oh man, I saw almost this exact thing happen in basic. Mail call rolls around, dude gets his Dear John letter, goes off to have a cry, DS finds him and smoked the dogshit out of him. He was not so happy with his career choice afterwards.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1199132418566971394

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002




:barf:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Really now. Get you off the hook now come stump for me. This is not what we meant when we wanted a more transparent government.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

No goddamn way.

No loving way.

Just loving no.











































CRACK
















PING

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
You know what, that actually explains everything Donny has been doing in regards to that case.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I love my wet prez expecting a war criminal to serve him the next election on a silver platter

Hell, considering his voting base, it'll work on them just fine

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

No goddamn way.

No loving way.

Just loving no.











































CRACK
















PING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKAwPA14Ni4

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Donald Trump 2020: He’ll Let You Write “gently caress” on Your Airplane

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Buddy they won’t even let me gently caress the plane

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

when we beat the nazis we used to have ladies, beautiful naked ladies on our planes but now they say no to having ladies on our big beautiful airplanes, it's sad! I've had these handsome generals come to me with tears in their eyes saying "sir, please let us paint the big strong airplane with the naked ladies again!" and you know what folks? I think we should do it. I think we should paint the big planes with the naked ladies again

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!

MA-Horus posted:

when we beat the nazis we used to have ladies, beautiful naked ladies on our planes but now they say no to having ladies on our big beautiful airplanes, it's sad! I've had these handsome generals come to me with tears in their eyes saying "sir, please let us paint the big strong airplane with the naked ladies again!" and you know what folks? I think we should do it. I think we should paint the big planes with the naked ladies again

Only if they're named with a Markov chain trained on pornhub titles.

No more weak Spirit of St Louis

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

SeaborneClink posted:

Only if they're named with a Markov chain trained on pornhub titles.

No more weak Spirit of St Louis

www.talktotransformer.com posted:


list of airplanes named after pornhub video titles

1.
Robot Cooter

2. Aeronautical Spaghetti Monster

3. Harley Davidson Fly-by

4. Frisky Go-Go #IACoachCoffeeTime

5. Scrotum Uniform

6. Mr. Big Shot

7. Toeskin Bro

8. Male Monster Burger

9. Shag

10. What Goes Up (Like a Hornet's Nest)

11. Prickly Penis

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Not enough steprelatives

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!
The next B83 capable bomber that isn't named The Gape of Barksdale... Well I want my tax dollars back

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch

aphid_licker posted:

Not enough steprelatives

Or casual racism

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I mean I get that you can't put standard paint on RAM but come on paint some 40s style pinups on a BUFF, what's it gonna hurt

Might help keep the rust together

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


MA-Horus posted:

I mean I get that you can't put standard paint on RAM but come on paint some 40s style pinups on a BUFF, what's it gonna hurt

Might help keep the rust together
You must forgive him, he's from a different era.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

MA-Horus posted:

I mean I get that you can't put standard paint on RAM but come on paint some 40s style pinups on a BUFF, what's it gonna hurt

Might help keep the rust together

Do this but they're all dudes, in the same outfits

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I just talked to a customer at the USMC and I want to know if he's bullshitting me.

Is there any truth to a claim that they aren't allowed to access .net URLs on a base?

DaNerd
Sep 15, 2009

u br?
Don't know for sure but it wouldn't surprise me at all if they're on an official network. We can't even access Gmail.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

It was specifically .net domains, which as far as I know have no functional difference to any other URL. And we've done testing for the Air Force just fine (minus their awful infrastructure causing constant Internet outages).

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Wild T posted:

Do this but they're all dudes, in the same outfits

Tom of Finland dudes all up in the radome

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