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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Armitage posted:

Jason Garrett looks like Bill Parcells compared to Pat Shurmur, to be fair.

I wanna know who replaces Gettleman.

it's john mara replacing him so im not sure it matters

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Friends, I have wasted a day.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
congratulations to the philadelphia eagles, the dynasty of tomorrow

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
what the gently caress happened.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


fire everybody

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:lol: Eagles

Gonna be another one of those “No One Wants to Win the NFC East” years again.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



pnumoman posted:

Haven't we suffered enough?

Be the hero we need

paternity suitor
Aug 2, 2016

NotWearingPants posted:

They shouldn't need Ertz against the Dolphins. They've hosed up their tank by winning a few so this is kind of a must lose game for them.

Dolphins lose by winning and the Eagles lose by sucking rear end. The perfect storm

Solanumai
Mar 26, 2006

It's shrine maiden, not shrine maid!
Jalen Mills setting himself up for a disappointing XFL stint.

Fire everyone involved with the defense in this game. Hold open tryouts, even for the coaching positions.

I bet Jenkins doesn't have any stupid loving messages to send to Wentz through the media this week.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Kalli posted:

If the Cowboys lose out (@Bears, Rams, @Eagles, Washington)

and Washington wins out (@Packers, Eagles, Giants, @Cowboys)

and the Eagles lose out except for the Cowboys game (Giants, @Washington, Cowboys, @Giants)

Washington will win the NFC East.

This isn't THAT improbable.

From the GDT

:lol: this division

tbb9
Sep 6, 2011
Wow the eagles stink

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
The loving Dolphins.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Just seeing how much easier the Eagles schedule was down the stretch versus the Cowboys and everyone was all “Well, surely...”

NFC East Clownball Finds A Way

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I love the NFC East

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
The eagles losing pleases me greatly. The dolphins... :laffo:

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
7-9 gonna win the division god bless

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Fire Pederson and hire Jason Garrett if Pat Shurmur isn't available

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


the nfc east shouldnt be allowed to have a playoff spot. just add an extra other team

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Just revoke the NFC East divisional title this year and add a 3rd wild card. Jesus.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
The worst part is that we even let down the Dolphins with this loss. They're probably out of the hunt for Tua now.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
No you motherfuckers we are sending a team to the playoffs and subjecting the nation to more NFCE primetime games and make them suffer and it's gonna own

Embrace the trash

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
If the Giants beat the Dolphins, the Dolphins and the Jets would be 1-3 and 3-1, respectively against the NFC East, with the Eagles being the "1" for both.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
the giants aren't beating the dolphins are you crazy

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Febreeze posted:

No you motherfuckers we are sending a team to the playoffs and subjecting the nation to more NFCE primetime games and make them suffer and it's gonna own

Embrace the trash



Mods make this the thread background

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/ringer/status/1201254644724297728

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
Eagles suck.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
Who was the poster who brought up the cowboys losing to the jets multiple times as if it meant anything?

:laffo:

The dophins!

:laffo:

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
The Dolphins beat the Jets and have a better record than the Jets.

That said, it's become apparent that the Eagles only beat the Jets because Darnold was out that game

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Cowboys 6-10 NFCE champ dream lives on.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Mr. Nice! posted:

Cowboys 6-10 NFCE champ dream lives on.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Mr. Nice! posted:

Cowboys 6-10 NFCE champ dream lives on.

Comedy option I just toyed with http://www.espn.com/nfl/playoffs/machine

Cowboys lose out
Giants win out
Eagles lose all but the Dallas game
Washington win all but the Giants game

All of the NFCE ends up 6-10, Dallas advances to playoffs

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

The Eagles are bad but I will still watch every game and yell the same things at the same players every time.

I take solace in the fact that Arcega Whiteside really will be good once he learns to run routes, that Nelson is gone after this season, that Jeffery is gone in two, and that next year we might actually address our DE and CB problems! Oh, and maybe draft a speed guy when DJax gets hurt?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Chris James 2 posted:

Comedy option I just toyed with http://www.espn.com/nfl/playoffs/machine

Cowboys lose out
Giants win out
Eagles lose all but the Dallas game
Washington win all but the Giants game

All of the NFCE ends up 6-10, Dallas advances to playoffs

I want this for christmas more than anything else i’ve ever wanted.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/TomFornelli/status/1201231089727090691

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The NFC East cannot be understood. It can only be observed.

AndwhatIseeisme
Mar 30, 2010

Being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.
Fun Shoe

Mr. Nice! posted:

I want this for christmas more than anything else i’ve ever wanted.

Yeah, at this point the best any of us can hope for is complete clownball chaos.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



After 10 years of support, today was the first time I got to see the Eagles play live. Oh well. All I can say is, yes the crowd was every bit as overwhelming as you read and I managed to have fun anyway.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

EL BROMANCE posted:

After 10 years of support, today was the first time I got to see the Eagles play live. Oh well. All I can say is, yes the crowd was every bit as overwhelming as you read and I managed to have fun anyway.

Congrats on getting a true Eagles experience. My first one was similar, except it was Chip Kelly pooping at midfield.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



So,


The way i figure it,


If we convince Tony Romo to leave his 1-2 mil a year job of being an announcer, for a HC job with a 4 - 5 mil a year salary,


And then Jason Garrett has a "mysterious accident"


We could get Tony Romo as our HC

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Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

The Bananana posted:

So,


The way i figure it,


If we convince Tony Romo to leave his 1-2 mil a year job of being an announcer, for a HC job with a 4 - 5 mil a year salary,


And then Jason Garrett has a "mysterious accident"


We could get Tony Romo as our HC

Tony Romo Currently makes 4 mil a year and is probably going to make 10 after this season. Coaching would be a total life downgrade in every way.

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