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I'm pretty much completely free at work today. We have almost no customers and I have had very few drink orders to make. I doubt things are going to pick up in the evening so I need to kill some time. My question is: What crimes should I do that can be done without leaving work? No bad ideas. |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 21:55 |
Thought crimes can be committed any time or any place.
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What about thot crimes? |
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Software piracy. |
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S L O W D A Yyyyyyyyy A good crime is stealing someone's heart
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Setup a fire!! A small, nice one, well contained and without triggering any fire alarms, just a nice warm place for everyone to be.
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You could rob the place |
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Heather Papps posted:S L O W D A Yyyyyyyyy Usually I am the victim, not the perpetrator. |
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how about no crimes but instead foster an intense mutual respect for everyone founded in the belief that we are all doing our best lol jk hit me up on insta and like my selfies where i show a tasteful amount of boob in my naruto cosplay ya u can cross reference the anime but let me save ut he work by saying i in fact did tha hand gestures corrrect
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A good crime to do while not in a car is traveling below the lower speed limit. It also pairs well with a Slow Day. |
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roomforthetuna posted:A good crime to do while not in a car is traveling below the lower speed limit. It also pairs well with a Slow Day. I have a license but no car... |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I have a license but no car... I know a crime that can fix that problem |
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google THIS posted:I know a crime that can fix that problem Oh shiiiiiiiiit! If I was in the countryside I could do this. People in rural Nara would always leave there keys in the car and sometimes running. |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Oh shiiiiiiiiit! If I was in the countryside I could do this. People in rural Nara would always leave there keys in the car and sometimes running. respect the ethos motherfucker just kidding
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folk in canada always run their vehicles for a minute in the winter before driving, and i have so many times considered hoppin' in one and just, i unno. driving.
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is stealing beef a crime
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nut posted:is stealing beef a crime A victimless crime. |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:A victimless crime. Exactly because if you have a beef with it then you're obviously not missing any beef so were you really robbed at all? |
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if u stole someone beef could they still b mad at you
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nut posted:if u stole someone beef could they still b mad at you they already have beef so yes, besides the beef you have with you, for them
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Replace all the cash with beef.
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Street Beefs |
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once i would have told you to smoke a weed now i just don't know. you could... not work? is that a crime yet? you can only steal so much beef, there's nothing sadder than watching your beef pile start to rot from the bottom even as you add to it
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Act your day out like you had a camera trailed on you. Because... |
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google THIS posted:I know a crime that can fix that problem ---------------- |
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