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Gonz posted:Palpatine: “And now, Kylo Ren, I shall whoop your rear end!” This is now canon.
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kylo ren getting his face melted off and being thrown into a pit it maybe the only thing better than him being thrown into a pit
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Dec 10, 2019 00:06
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Kylo's face gets melted and somehow he ends up with a less weird face. For some reason this instantly kills reylo forevermore
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Uncle Wemus posted:Why does disneys blandness work in marvel but not in star wars? as far as the mainstream audience is concerned marvel might as well have not existed before the MCU (except like, x-men and spiderman but that's another conversation) meanwhile the star wars films are some of the most well-known celebrated movies of all time, there's decades-worth of strong nostalgia in people's minds about those films so that'll set different expectations
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No Mods No Masters posted:Kylo's face gets melted and somehow he ends up with a less weird face. For some reason this instantly kills reylo forevermore Force ghost Han tells him to close his eyes when Palps opens some box from Amazon.
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I suspect the face-melting scene will just be a flashback to RotS.
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Horizon Burning posted:In the case of Boyega and Isaac, I have the feeling they weren't too happy about playing 'goofy black guy comic relief' and 'hotheaded, misogynistic Latino.' Wait there's a latino in star wars? :format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/48972303/poe-dameron_70f5aee2.0.0.jpeg) That guy's white as gently caress. Stop trying to trick me. ThanosWasRight fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Dec 10, 2019 |
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ThanosWasRight posted:Wait there's a latino in star wars? This will blow your mind: there's white Latinos, black Latinos, brown Latinos, and I even heard there's polka-dot Latinos.
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Vintersorg posted:Here's some knights. if these geeks arent a direct steal from seven samurais or rashomon id give abrahams props
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ThanosWasRight posted:Wait there's a latino in star wars? Oscar Isaac is his stage name, his full name is Óscar Isaac Hernández Estrada. He was born in Guatemala. I won't pretend I didn't look that up on Wikipedia, but he is recognizably Latino. It is funny that studios have cast him as Jewish, Egyptian, Italian, and Slovakian though.
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pospysyl posted:Oscar Isaac is his stage name, his full name is Óscar Isaac Hernández Estrada. He was born in Guatemala. I won't pretend I didn't look that up on Wikipedia, but he is recognizably Latino. It is funny that studios have cast him as Jewish, Egyptian, Italian, and Slovakian though. Eyyyy, hell yeah! There's a sizable variation in literal race in Guatemala, yeah. It's a Spanish colonialism thing.
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:This will blow your mind: there's white Latinos, black Latinos, brown Latinos, and I even heard there's polka-dot Latinos. Yes but his name in the movie isn't latino. He isn't portrayed as Latino. He doesn't speak spanish. His name is Poe Dameron for fucks sake. If anything he's portrayed as Italian. Also making good Star Wars films is actually very very easy. See you go, find a really good classic japanese/western film, change the characters to jedi/sith and rebels/empire and that's all you loving need to do. That's why Rogue One is good, it's just a Star Wars version of Seven Samurai/The Magnificent Seven. Just as A New Hope is The Hidden Fortress/Stagecoach. They should have just adapted The Good the Bad and the Ugly and been done with it.
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Why do you think he's portrayed as Italian? What Italian characteristics does he have?
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I thought we'd established Watto's the Italian.
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ThanosWasRight posted:Yes but his name in the movie isn't latino. He isn't portrayed as Latino. He doesn't speak spanish. His name is Poe Dameron for fucks sake. If anything he's portrayed as Italian. You know, that would be pretty cool. Star Wars themed remakes/ripoffs of other, more successful films. At least we know we'd get something proven to be doable.
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Once Star Wars hits the public domain long after were all dead maybe someone can do something good with it with a decent budget.
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I vote for My Dinner With Ackbar.
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ThanosWasRight posted:That's why Rogue One is good, it's just a Star Wars version of Seven Samurai/The Magnificent Seven. wait what
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ThanosWasRight posted:Yes but his name in the movie isn't latino. He isn't portrayed as Latino. He doesn't speak spanish. His name is Poe Dameron for fucks sake. If anything he's portrayed as Italian. I guess that's why Poe is always yelling, "EYYYYY, I'M WALKIN' HEAH!" and constantly demanding gabagool.
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ThanosWasRight posted:That's why Rogue One is good, it's just a Star Wars version of Seven Samurai/The Magnificent Seven.  e: maybe you're thinking of the dirty dozen?
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Barudak posted:Once Star Wars hits the public domain long after were all dead maybe someone can do something good with it with a decent budget. These are just the same post and they're both good
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Barudak posted:Once Star Wars hits the public domain haha
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El Burbo posted:haha I didnt say how long after we were dead, I assume Disneys lawyers will be active up through the heat death of the universe.
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If this movie ends with adam driver getting his dopey face melted off with force lightning then I might have to give it a chance.
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G-III posted:If this movie ends with adam driver getting his dopey face melted off with force lightning then I might have to give it a chance. Kylo Ren gonna look like Emil from Robocop after being doused with toxic sludge. “Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Hellllllp meeeeeeeeeeee! Ahhhhh”  And then that dirtbag gets cast into THE PIT, never to be seen again.
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Gonz posted:And then that dirtbag gets cast into THE PIT, never to be seen again. And then he returns as a main villain in episode XII for some reason
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TFA at least had Rey’s Theme and Jedi Steps, does TLJ have any memorable music at all? I’ve seen it several times and nothing sticks. The movie is so devoid of sweep and grandeur.
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nemesis_hub posted:TFA at least had Rey’s Theme and Jedi Steps, does TLJ have any memorable music at all? I’ve seen it several times and nothing sticks. The movie is so devoid of sweep and grandeur. the music when the fathiers are rampaging (especially when they are running across the moonlit beach thats classic john williams right there), and when luke faces down the first order at the end owns. The Resistance Theme, Kylo's Theme, and Rey's theme are all so good though I enjoy most of the music where they return in various forms, like the throne room scene.
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I'm the grenades that are dangerously close to the neck
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pospysyl posted:Why do you think he's portrayed as Italian? What Italian characteristics does he have? Remember that scene in TFA where goes "Bada bing, bada boom!" after shooting down a TIE fighter?
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My favorite part of Poes character is how hes always telling people how "thats not how you really make *instert traditional pasta dish here*" and how he constantly over pronounces various cheeses with a thick accent.
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Poe sharing a string of spaghetti with BB-8 and kissing at the end was drat cute.
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I really liked the scene where he had to prove he could be loyal to the rebellion and the pope.
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AT-ST? AT-SA matta wit you!
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There's a comic showing that before he joined the Resistance, Poe was a plumber who collected coins.
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Look at this guys. He's WHITE AS HELL says shitposter ThanosWasRight. Nevermind that Diego Luna was out promoting the movie and bringing up how big of a deal this is for Latino actors. Maybe keep your uneducated ideas on race out of here or maybe you can show us what a "Real Latino" looks like.
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