Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I don't think I like Bryan Alvarez.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

STAC Goat posted:

I don't think I like Bryan Alvarez.

he stinks.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Neodoomium posted:

Please stop engaging with the obviously bad-faith gimmick, I beg you all
I'll never understand the "let the rear end in a top hat say whatever the gently caress they want without recourse" argument.

njsykora posted:

I feel like Bryan's defense of Charlotte is really taking away from Sempervive's "woman's body part" routine when he was looking for a radio friendly way to call Miz a pussy.
So, ill-advised, offensive, and also factually inaccurate, since tons of men have that body part. Triple-threat for Semp!

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009
I'm willing to forgive Bryan's stance to a degree because a) he has wrestled before and b) he constantly hears from the very worst of pro wrestling fans on a daily basis about every topic under the sun, and I'm sure this is no exception. Not to mention his newborn daughter is probably depriving the whole house of some sleep.

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

coconono posted:

he stinks.

the yelling is too much

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

CVagts posted:

I'm willing to forgive Bryan's stance to a degree because a) he has wrestled before and b) he constantly hears from the very worst of pro wrestling fans on a daily basis about every topic under the sun, and I'm sure this is no exception. Not to mention his newborn daughter is probably depriving the whole house of some sleep.

I'm usually willing to give Bryan and Dave tons of rope, but this really feels like he's trying to paint with as broad a brush as possible to characterize anybody criticizing Charlotte for this as the people who hate her for every single thing she does. I get that he has to deal with those people whining about Charlotte every day for no good reason, I get it. But this time she ACTUALLY DID gently caress UP and he's twisting himself into insane knots to not only let her off but discredit anybody criticizing her. Even just going "the slap was bad, the power bomb was bad, but I put more blame on the refs and the people in Gorilla than Charlotte." would be fine.

I don't wanna take the tired, hackneyed "he's protecting his source's daughter" shtick, but like. What loving other reason could there be to go to this level of excuse-making?

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


MJeff posted:

I'm usually willing to give Bryan and Dave tons of rope, but this really feels like he's trying to paint with as broad a brush as possible to characterize anybody criticizing Charlotte for this as the people who hate her for every single thing she does.

It is the exact same thing Dave did with Cornette.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


MJeff posted:

. What loving other reason could there be to go to this level of excuse-making?

waifu syndrome

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

MJeff posted:

I'm usually willing to give Bryan and Dave tons of rope, but this really feels like he's trying to paint with as broad a brush as possible to characterize anybody criticizing Charlotte for this as the people who hate her for every single thing she does. I get that he has to deal with those people whining about Charlotte every day for no good reason, I get it. But this time she ACTUALLY DID gently caress UP and he's twisting himself into insane knots to not only let her off but discredit anybody criticizing her. Even just going "the slap was bad, the power bomb was bad, but I put more blame on the refs and the people in Gorilla than Charlotte." would be fine.

I don't wanna take the tired, hackneyed "he's protecting his source's daughter" shtick, but like. What loving other reason could there be to go to this level of excuse-making?

He has been having a bit of a feud with the portion of his customer base that uses his board because he and Dave spent 3 months telling them vehemently that the 3 way at Mania would be better with Charlotte in it. And then it wasn't. He thought that everyone who didn't want Charlotte in the match back then was a hater too.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

MJeff posted:

I'm usually willing to give Bryan and Dave tons of rope, but this really feels like he's trying to paint with as broad a brush as possible to characterize anybody criticizing Charlotte for this as the people who hate her for every single thing she does. I get that he has to deal with those people whining about Charlotte every day for no good reason, I get it. But this time she ACTUALLY DID gently caress UP and he's twisting himself into insane knots to not only let her off but discredit anybody criticizing her. Even just going "the slap was bad, the power bomb was bad, but I put more blame on the refs and the people in Gorilla than Charlotte." would be fine.

I don't wanna take the tired, hackneyed "he's protecting his source's daughter" shtick, but like. What loving other reason could there be to go to this level of excuse-making?

They said she screwed up and that she screwed up in a number of ways.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Protecting source's daughter is the simplest solution so that's probably it. Ric is stupid protective of his daughter(which is I R O N I C) and this isn't the first time Bryan's gone headass to protect a source.

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

It might not even be protecting a source so much as protecting a friend. Dave idolizes Flair. It strikes me as much more likely than Dave desperately guarding his source on how all the wrestlers today just wanna play Switch instead of loving rats.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Dave saying wwe programming is bad because of the crowd is certainly something

The crowds are loving silent because the shows are bad its not tough to figure out

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Dave saying wwe programming is bad because of the crowd is certainly something

The crowds are loving silent because the shows are bad its not tough to figure out

These are the same kinda excuses that blame fans and fan groups of everything. One step away from comedians blaming PC culture for comedy not having any teeth anymore which is really just another way of some gently caress boomer saying "back in my day---"

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Spikegal posted:

These are the same kinda excuses that blame fans and fan groups of everything. One step away from comedians blaming PC culture for comedy not having any teeth anymore which is really just another way of some gently caress boomer saying "back in my day---"

And all the while Bryan is trying to talk some sense into him about how the product is always the same, the matches are always the same and there's nothing to get excited over because the match results are bullshit and nothing ever happens

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

MassRafTer posted:

They said she screwed up and that she screwed up in a number of ways.

It got to the point where Dave slipped in to calling her by her actual name while describing the ways she hosed up.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

The crowds should totally be blamed for continuing to go to the shows

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Like yeah at this point if you're going to a WWE show, what the gently caress are you expecting?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
the bad shows will continue until crowd morale improves

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



Mr. Carlisle posted:

Dave saying wwe programming is bad because of the crowd is certainly something

The crowds are loving silent because the shows are bad its not tough to figure out

What I got from it is that part of the reason the shows were so bad is that it being bad results in the audiences being dead, which just makes things worse.

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Dave saying wwe programming is bad because of the crowd is certainly something

The crowds are loving silent because the shows are bad its not tough to figure out

I don’t think that's what he's saying. As I understood it, it's more like... “WWE’s terrible booking was trained fans to understand that only a handful of guys actually matter—getting invested in anyone outside of those guys is only going to result in disappointment as they get depushed, badly booked, and buried. They’ve been burned too many times. Because that’s the crowd they’ve cultivated, it’s incredibly difficult for a match to get over just on the merit of having good wrestling, because the crowd (often correctly) doesn’t think it’ll actually amount to anything. So a lot of otherwise good matches just die because it’s impossible to get the crowd hot, because of the larger systemic issues at WWE.”

Bryan is pretty much saying “Yes, but it’s not just because of the macro issue of bad booking, there’s the micro issue of matches having bad heatless rest holds stuffed into them that kill the pace of the match and don’t even end up contributing any kind of psychology. If they cut those bits, and either just shortened the matches, or had faster stuff going on there, they would have at least a reasonably hot crowd”

If the crowds are bad, they both agree it’s because of WWE being bad.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The Lord of Hats posted:

I don’t think that's what he's saying. As I understood it, it's more like... “WWE’s terrible booking was trained fans to understand that only a handful of guys actually matter—getting invested in anyone outside of those guys is only going to result in disappointment as they get depushed, badly booked, and buried. They’ve been burned too many times. Because that’s the crowd they’ve cultivated, it’s incredibly difficult for a match to get over just on the merit of having good wrestling, because the crowd (often correctly) doesn’t think it’ll actually amount to anything. So a lot of otherwise good matches just die because it’s impossible to get the crowd hot, because of the larger systemic issues at WWE.”

Bryan is pretty much saying “Yes, but it’s not just because of the macro issue of bad booking, there’s the micro issue of matches having bad heatless rest holds stuffed into them that kill the pace of the match and don’t even end up contributing any kind of psychology. If they cut those bits, and either just shortened the matches, or had faster stuff going on there, they would have at least a reasonably hot crowd”

If the crowds are bad, they both agree it’s because of WWE being bad.

This is how I understood it. "The WWE has made this crowd bad, so nothing the wrestlers could have done that night could have gotten over. " with also a "why even show up" added in.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
I didn't really notice the lisp until Tom got to the Elias segment and then it was just out of control.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

projecthalaxy posted:

waifu syndrome

Remember a few months ago where every time Charlotte was brought up he’d talk about the time she was on Observer Live & how nice she was? 100% waifu syndrome

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Pinstripe Hourglass posted:

It might not even be protecting a source so much as protecting a friend. Dave idolizes Flair. It strikes me as much more likely than Dave desperately guarding his source on how all the wrestlers today just wanna play Switch instead of loving rats.

That’s even easier.

I think the nicest thing I can say about Charlotte is she picked the hardest fuckin way to become a good wrestler.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Super No Vacancy posted:

The crowds should totally be blamed for continuing to go to the shows

Waiting for WWE to do an empty arena Raw cause they sold no tickets!

(Given how bad houses shows have been attendance wise this may not be far off)

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Daunte Vicknabb posted:

Hey Pinche Rudo can you post the pic of us with the Nakamura cosplay so I can show it next to my actual Shinsuke pic?


Ask and you shall receive

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

dsriggs posted:

Remember a few months ago where every time Charlotte was brought up he’d talk about the time she was on Observer Live & how nice she was? 100% waifu syndrome

This is why you never waifu.

And especially why you never waifu real people.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
Does anyone have the "he's on the juice, big time" wrestling observer clip

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Bryan googling rumspringa made me lol irl in the office

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Vince Russo was on tij he says bro alot i realize this is a shock.

He also thinks his ideas are good for business.
And viagra on a pole is good because its still talked about 20 years later.

The Croc fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Dec 18, 2019

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

The Croc posted:

Vince Russo was on tij he says bro alot i realize this is a shock.

He also thinks his ideas are good for business.
And viagra on a pole is good because its still talked about 20 years later.

He has some interesting ideas that if filtered and cleaned up could be pretty interesting. His problem is that he wants to 1000 things a show and 999 require talent to leave their self respect at the door.

One theme out of Russo's fever dream bookings that I like is that wrestlers are sociopathic misanthropes that succumb to their own nature in spite of their best interests.

CascadeBeta
Feb 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747

KoldPT posted:

Does anyone have the "he's on the juice, big time" wrestling observer clip

Someone in back?

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
In other wrestling media talk, ESPN’s published their recap of the year in wrestling. Their choices for match of the year are Kofi vs Bryan at Mania and Omega-Tana. Okada is mentioned once in the entire article. https://www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/id/28318965/the-best-wrestling-2019

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Punch McLightning posted:

In other wrestling media talk, ESPN’s published their recap of the year in wrestling. Their choices for match of the year are Kofi vs Bryan at Mania and Omega-Tana. Okada is mentioned once in the entire article. https://www.espn.com/wwe/story/_/id/28318965/the-best-wrestling-2019

Marc Raimondi wrote it, that explains why they acknowledge wrestling other than WWE exists.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

coconono posted:

He has some interesting ideas that if filtered and cleaned up could be pretty interesting. His problem is that he wants to 1000 things a show and 999 require talent to leave their self respect at the door.

One theme out of Russo's fever dream bookings that I like is that wrestlers are sociopathic misanthropes that succumb to their own nature in spite of their best interests.

If you want good booking like that, watch AAA konnan books that style but good

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Smoking Crow posted:

If you want good booking like that, watch AAA konnan books that style but good

I catch AAA whenever I’m up to it. Big Mami stan all the way.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

coconono posted:

I catch AAA whenever I’m up to it. Big Mami stan all the way.

The only problem I have with AAA is that their camera work is somehow worse than WWE's. At least on their big show. Otherwise it was a very fun trainwreck.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

remusclaw posted:

The only problem I have with AAA is that their camera work is somehow worse than WWE's. At least on their big show. Otherwise it was a very fun trainwreck.

I've never really figured out what's going on with AAA's video production team. I'm assuming its someone's kid because a cousin wouldn't be given that many times to gently caress up catching aerostar murder himself.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

coconono posted:

I've never really figured out what's going on with AAA's video production team. I'm assuming its someone's kid because a cousin wouldn't be given that many times to gently caress up catching aerostar murder himself.

According to Konnan, the network AAA is on gives them lovely production crews all the time.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply