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The only thing that would make these films PERFECT is if they kept all the escalating, crazy action and stunts, but each film was always about them trying to steal TV/VCR combos.
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 03:34 |
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Honest Thief posted:lol gently caress this franchise Cena is doms brother, who is also a superman james bond, younger brother to the guy who's always been about family, they brought han back to further redeem stathams character and more cg car stunts? John Cena is a clone of Dom.
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 04:01 |
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I love this dumb franchise so much. Young & The Restless with superheroes is the best. Hopefully this will be a nice bounce back after F8 was kinda blah.
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 05:35 |
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I love that absolutely megagoofy ending stunt, it's the stupidest thing, and they cut to the interior and when they should be going OH HOLY gently caress HOLY FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCK they're just sitting their stoically. It's so relentlessly devoid of anything resembling self awareness and goofy.
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 06:30 |
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Honest Thief posted:lol gently caress this franchise Cena is doms brother, who is also a superman james bond, younger brother to the guy who's always been about family, they brought han back to further redeem stathams character and more cg car stunts? I thought on this more and it's gonna turn out to be something like Helen Mirren saved Han and in her conversation with Dom she says something like "sometimes our family err and sometimes it's our fault because we caused it but they're still family so we still try to look out for them and fix their mistakes." And this of course will provide Dom with some crucial insight and motivational change going into act 3 which may or may not lay the ground for John Cena joining the team.
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 12:33 |
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They’re gonna bring Gal Gadot back next
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 13:48 |
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Hand Knit posted:I thought on this more and it's gonna turn out to be something like Helen Mirren saved Han and in her conversation with Dom she says something like "sometimes our family err and sometimes it's our fault because we caused it but they're still family so we still try to look out for them and fix their mistakes." And this of course will provide Dom with some crucial insight and motivational change going into act 3 which may or may not lay the ground for John Cena joining the team. dom asking his brother john cena for not seeing him grown up
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 14:35 |
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The real question is where will Cena fit in Hobbes' harem?
David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Feb 1, 2020 |
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Gatts posted:They’re gonna bring Gal Gadot back next They should unironically bring her back as Wonder Woman.
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 15:58 |
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Introducing Dom’s brother this late in the franchise seems odd, but in reality John Cena has been in every F&F movie, we just couldn’t see him.
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 17:00 |
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Democratic Pirate posted:Introducing Dom’s brother this late in the franchise seems odd, but in reality John Cena has been in every F&F movie, we just couldn’t see him. It'll come out that in the secret Statham murdering Han footage from before, Cena was actually standing by with a fire exstinguisher and a medical staff to pull Han out and convalesce him over the last 3 movies.
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 17:21 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtdL0t9KbRM
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 19:34 |
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Cena playing that role is perfect in how perfectly dumb it is. Rocketcar and TD crew hype.
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 19:52 |
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Democratic Pirate posted:Introducing Dom’s brother this late in the franchise seems odd, but in reality John Cena has been in every F&F movie, we just couldn’t see him. I'm mad at how hard I laughed at this. Anyone else think the teaser had strong horror vibes when Letty gave the baby the cross necklace and said "it's to protect you... from what's coming"
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 23:56 |
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There's nothing more important than family, that's why I had to hide my brother from everyone for 3 decades.
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 01:53 |
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Senator Drinksalot posted:There's nothing more important than family, that's why I had to hide my brother from everyone for 3 decades. Can't you read? Not all blood is family.
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 01:59 |
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I chose to ignore that because Cena is gonna be at that loving BBQ by the end of this.
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 02:01 |
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Fast 15 barbecue gonna feature force ghosts
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 02:03 |
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We will one day get Michael Bay’s Fast 12 with Transformers. Just you wait. Han and Hot Rod, Prime and Luda, Vin and Bumblebee, Tyrese and Wheelie. Charlize is going to shoot Megatron and kill an Autobot Gatts fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Feb 2, 2020 |
# ? Feb 2, 2020 04:36 |
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Charlize is really pulling off that ridiculous bowl cut.
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 05:58 |
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Senator Drinksalot posted:Charlize is really pulling off that ridiculous bowl cut. Seriously, that's the biggest stunt in the flick.
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 06:07 |
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Gatts posted:We will one day get Michael Bay’s Fast 12 with Transformers. Just you wait. I said it before but I'd rather see a crossover with The Muppets. Dom: Sould l I keep a tough job, we're gonna need a little help. Mr. Nobody: I know just the guy Kermit: Nice to meet you Mr. Toretto, I'm Kermit, Kermit T. Frog.
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 07:00 |
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Honest Thief posted:lol gently caress this franchise Cena is doms brother, who is also a superman james bond, younger brother to the guy who's always been about family, they brought han back to further redeem stathams character and more cg car stunts? are you just now realizing that this movie series is live action anime iamsosmrt posted:It'll come out that in the secret Statham murdering Han footage from before, Cena was actually standing by with a fire exstinguisher and a medical staff to pull Han out and convalesce him over the last 3 movies. It'll turn out that all the movies really did happen chronologically and the gang only found out about all the events of Tokyo Drift four movies later and just assumed he was dead while he was off on vacation. raditts fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Feb 2, 2020 |
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The only thing more powerful than family in cars, is a family car. Torettos, COMBINE! <Dom, Letty, Cena, Dom's Kid, and Alternate Time Line Dom's Son's cars merge>
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 08:29 |
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There is not enough love in her for the Fiero. My buddy had one back in the day so that part hit.
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 16:05 |
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Hand Knit posted:I thought on this more and it's gonna turn out to be something like Helen Mirren saved Han and in her conversation with Dom she says something like "sometimes our family err and sometimes it's our fault because we caused it but they're still family so we still try to look out for them and fix their mistakes." And this of course will provide Dom with some crucial insight and motivational change going into act 3 which may or may not lay the ground for John Cena joining the team. I still keep wishing/hoping that Helen Mirren's character will somehow turn out to be Victoria from the Red movies. Bonus points if John Malkovich shows up as Marvin.
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# ? Feb 3, 2020 01:00 |
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the escape goat posted:
Yep, I thought the same thing, it freaked me out. Almost made Letty sound sinister but I doubt they'd go down that route again. Cena doesn't seem to fit that vibe, he's imposing but not scary per se, so I'm assuming the real villain is Charlize or someone we haven't seen yet.
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# ? Feb 3, 2020 03:32 |
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nemesis_hub posted:Yep, I thought the same thing, it freaked me out. Almost made Letty sound sinister but I doubt they'd go down that route again. Cena doesn't seem to fit that vibe, he's imposing but not scary per se, so I'm assuming the real villain is Charlize or someone we haven't seen yet. she was in the trailer talking to Cena, she just replaced the weird dreads with a bowl cut
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 08:20 |
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https://twitter.com/totalfilm/status/1225029813985038336?s=20
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 21:17 |
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I guess he's realizing that whenever F&F ends that's it for the money train so may as well squeeze out every possible dollar.
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 21:19 |
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Basebf555 posted:I guess he's realizing that whenever F&F ends that's it for the money train so may as well squeeze out every possible dollar. I still think he's a fool to not make the final F&F movie tie seamlessly into the Riddick movies.
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 22:22 |
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raditts posted:I still think he's a fool to not make the final F&F movie tie seamlessly into the Riddick movies. It's kind of cool to contrast FnF, which handled the transition from small scale to big adventures, to Riddick, which tried to do the same transition all in one movie.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:20 |
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LOL he's wearing elevator shoes. https://www.chamaripashoes.com/what-are-elevator-shoes/
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:36 |
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Human Tornada posted:LOL he's wearing elevator shoes. https://www.chamaripashoes.com/what-are-elevator-shoes/ drat, Scott Caan is a tiny, tiny man if he's shorter than Elijah Wood.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 02:08 |
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muscles like this! posted:drat, Scott Caan is a tiny, tiny man if he's shorter than Elijah Wood. Tragedy will ensue on the set of Swift and Annoyed 10: Part II when Gal Gadot accidentally? kills Scott Caan by stepping on him as though he were an ant. Oooooh idea! Nicolas Cage joins the F&F franchise as John Milton, his character from Drive Angry.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 16:37 |
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That trailer for F9 gave me serious Streets Of Rage vibes with the tune half way through. I don't suppose the trailer song is available to listen to on repeat for six hours?
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Gatts posted:They’re gonna bring Gal Gadot back next iamsosmrt posted:They should unironically bring her back as Wonder Woman. Mr. Apollo fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Feb 8, 2020 |
# ? Feb 8, 2020 06:39 |
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The first part of the Final Fast will chronologically take place after the second part, because that is the most FF way to handle this.
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# ? Feb 8, 2020 19:03 |
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My pitch for the final fast movie is an alien overlord blows up the Earth and the team have to steal a time machine so they can go back to the past and team up with their past selves to stop it from happening.
David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Feb 8, 2020 |
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Other ideas I have are a comic crossover with the Batman Family (Roman meeting Alfred:"yo these guys have a Butler why don't we have a Butler" Tej after being airlifted on the BatBimp and discovering it being piloted by Damien: how old are you HOW OLD ARE YOU",) A Fast and Furious Christmas(with Santa being played by Dave Bautista,) and Fast and Furious Kids. EDIT: Fast and Furious Transformers crossover. David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Feb 8, 2020 |
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