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They should just pick him up in biosuits. Also that news station that interviewed him. Their crew needs to be quarantined.
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MorrisBae posted:Frank, a former writer for "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," has also worked with and coached many celebrities, including Ellen DeGeneres, Kevin James, Carrot Top, Jeff Foxworthy, and Ken Jeong. Ok there's no way I'm clicking Play on that video.
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MorrisBae posted:Oh god the comedian sounds loving insufferable His phone number is on his twitter profile. https://twitter.com/theMHcomedian?s=09
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And now he's arguing with people in the subtweets after pimping his own news coverage: https://twitter.com/theMHcomedian/status/1229610312367853568
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Feb 18, 2020 20:29
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This guy is going to have a hard time finding work anywhere ever again. World War Z wasn't supposed to be prophetic.
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Feb 18, 2020 20:59
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Burt Sexual posted:We leave in 25 days. If your wife has the flu right now you aren't going anywhere Wth
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Feb 18, 2020 21:03
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Weird that your whole schtick is mental health or whatever and then you’re just gonna ignore literal health. Wtf lol
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Bape Culture posted:Weird that your whole schtick is mental health or whatever and then you’re just gonna ignore literal health. Wtf lol His schtick is being mildly amusing to suicidal people. He's going to need counselling of his own if he winds up in the coof clinic.
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I'm getting douche-chills just looking at this dude "well they never said I couldn't leave, they'd just stop me if they caught me trying" - gently caress you, rear end in a top hat The worst of it is that he's 100% doing this for publicity reasons, and it's working.
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Gearhead posted:Edit: TLDR, there was never a proper quarantine set up on the ship. Nobody who has actually dealt with infectious disease was in charge. When someone who actually had experience in dealing with H1N1 class diseases tried to get involved he was shot down three different ways and had to sneak on board just to find out what the Christ was going on. Someone itt assured us that ship personnel were trained and equipped to deal with noro* and not to worry because they knew what they were doing, obviously, though. e: a huge dumbass, lol posted:And the ship has medical facilities and the crew is trained on illness prevention and cleaning (for norovirus). unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Feb 18, 2020 |
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QuarkJets posted:The worst of it is that he's 100% doing this for publicity reasons, and it's working. BTW, that YouTube video has a full transcript in the comments. Nice work, Youtube commenter. (A sentence I shall probably never say again.)
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unpacked robinhood posted:Someone itt assured us that ship personnel were trained and equipped to deal with noro* and not to worry because they knew what they were doing, obviously, though. It's not any one place that I got pushback when I said that this ship was going to be a plague pit.
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Feb 18, 2020 21:33
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Gearhead posted:Remember how Shin Godzilla was a rebuke of Japanese disaster response and bureaucratic fuckery? Some Youtuber's comment transcription of the good part (most of the rest is the equally depressing but less interesting dozens of layers of beaurocratic red tape he needed to navigate: quote:I looked into the several places inside the ship and the turned out that the cruise ship was completely inadequate in terms of the infection control there was no distinction between the Green Zone which is the free of infection and the Red Zone which is potentially contaminated by virus. That last part about paper informed consent forms being passed around is absolutely how the infection will spread across our workplaces. Some dumbfuck new company policy will be printed then breathed on and touched as every single person in your workplace is required to physically sign the thing.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:"Working" in the sense of free publicity, yes. "Working" in the sense that venues will either book him or honor previous bookings, not so much.. this country is full of contrarian fuckwits, don't even tell me that he's not going to be able to get some lovely book deal out of this. He'll probably get a position on Fox News for having "owned those libtards in Oregon" or some poo poo
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Feb 18, 2020 21:45
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Wow that sounds like the kind of fearmongering the common man might fall for. Unlike me the knowledge person 
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More like "infected consent", in my opinion.
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Feb 18, 2020 21:56
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stephenthinkpad posted:Well at least the Japanese doctor has not infected by covid19 and and died from pneumonia, yet. Nah that takes a few weeks.
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Spinz posted:If your wife has the flu right now you aren't going anywhere why...
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Feb 18, 2020 23:14
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:why... Yeah idgi I’ve never had the flu last longer than like 3 or 4 days. And I’m loving old and smoke. I’m guessing this is related to her new keto poo poo idk. They didn’t break out the biosuits or anything.
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Feb 18, 2020 23:21
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So if you get corvid19 AND the regular flu then you are turbo hosed?
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Burt Sexual posted:Yeah idgi You never had the flu then. You had flu-like illnesses aka common colds or a bit worse. The man flu is what they call it over here sometimes.
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Somebody's been speculating that one of the reasons this has been SO BAD in China may be that they have Bat Soup Fever, Avian Flu and Swine Flu at the same time.
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Burt Sexual posted:And I’m loving old and smoke. GBS > Poor Burt, thought of lizard tits and died.
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Hopper posted:You never had the flu then. You had flu-like illnesses aka common colds or a bit worse. I've had colds, and Ive had what the clinic could only narrow down to some kinda "viral infection", but this year is the first time ive had the flu as an adult. It is a shocking difference. I was seriously ill for over a week.
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Burt Sexual posted:Yeah idgi Is the keto diet like brand new? People get "keto flu" which isn't a disease, just the body going into ketosis.
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angerbeet posted:Is the keto diet like brand new? People get "keto flu" which isn't a disease, just the body going into ketosis. Yeah she started a week or two ago
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When I gave it a shot it was maybe 3 days in before keto flu started. Fever, crankiness, I think even a headache.
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Burt Sexual posted:Mrs sexual just went to the doctor today. She has a flu. Not A or B so they couldn’t identify it I guess. Wtf Y’all internet doctors missed this important part. It ain’t from keto lol
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MarcusSA posted:Y’all internet doctors missed this important part. Look I'm just trying to get Burt on his sexy, sexy death cruise
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Hopper posted:You never had the flu then. You had flu-like illnesses aka common colds or a bit worse. This is a common misconception. My entire family got the flu and we were healthy within five days. We were confirmed via the nose swab since we have an infant. He was vaccinated, my husband and I weren’t. In fact, most cases of the flu are asymptomatic: https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/flu/.
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MarcusSA posted:Y’all internet doctors missed this important part. Tbf she couldn’t identify it as a particular strain. They only have A B tests onsite I bet. I haven’t asked wife if she explained the new diet. She’s sleeping now so who knows. We’ve got her quarantined now and kids are staying away. I brought her a Powerade
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It’s not from the diet.
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MarcusSA posted:It’s not from the diet. Idc really, just want her better. She said the doc said it may be some flu that starts with P. She couldn’t recall. I said “pandemic “? Lol I’m terrible
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Burt Sexual posted:Idc really, just want her better. She said the doc said it may be some flu that starts with P. She couldn’t recall. Nice
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Pneumonia flu
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Mozi posted:sounds like she needs some Burt Flusexual Mods?
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Burt Sexual posted:Idc really, just want her better. She said the doc said it may be some flu that starts with P. She couldn’t recall. Lol
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spacetoaster posted:Building/using germ warfare seems kinda like setting fire to your neighbor's apartment. On a strategic level it's totally idiotic because there's no sensible way to control anything that can reach enough people to matter. There are some really good tactical variants out there though. There's (supposedly) a modified strain of rabbit-pox targeted to humans that's aerosolized and you just cannon it over to the enemy lines. It only has a very limited lifespan but makes people who contract it poo poo themselves out for a week or two. Massive logistics strain. Again though it's ridiculously difficult to research and manufacture those compared to chemical weaponry, which is why the US dropped all overt research into the stuff in the late 60s. e: Note though that this info all comes from ex-soviet scientists and none of it has ever been verified so it's basically just on their word. And who knows if russia kept any of it and/or continued research after the fall. I'd guess probably not on the latter at least. It's just incredibly inefficient. Nurge fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Feb 19, 2020 |
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