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Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
https://twitter.com/BeauTFC/status/1233097237011496961

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


bollig posted:

Honestly, once a world leader dies, and not even a major one, this mess is really going to be crazy.

The Pope is sick. Not necessarily coronavirus, but not necessarily not.

quote:

The Vatican has not specified the nature of the pope’s illness, but he was seen coughing and blowing his nose during Ash Wednesday Mass.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica


U.S. Army Chemical Biologic Radioactive Nuclear Training
LOOOOL

Yo, I just was here to make friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWn6Lvjr-dY

coronavirus
Jan 27, 2020

by Cyrano4747

The Skeleton King posted:

Working in dental hygiene puts me directly in the line of fire to the point where I'm guaranteed to get the virus if I encounter a patient with it. Oh well, gently caress it. I can't go to a hospital or even a doctor because I have the extreme misfortune of being an american, so hey, gently caress it.

Probably won't die, just feel lovely. Then again I got bronchitis a few times as a kid so maybe it will kill me.

I hate my job anyway so getting sick and dying just means I can retire early.

You work for a dentist office that doesn't give the hygienists health coverage?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i have a pretty decent cold today

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

A Grand Egg posted:

U.S. Army Chemical Biologic Radioactive Nuclear Training
LOOOOL

Yo, I just was here to make friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWn6Lvjr-dY

NBC training suuuuuuucked. Those goddamn MOPP suits are insufferable charcoal lined sweat machines. Getting gassed with CS is definitely an experience I want everyone to have, but that's a shared misery angle.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

The Economy is straight melting down.

Its about to get real wild once the CDC starts to really test people.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

MarcusSA posted:

The Economy is straight melting down.

Its about to get real wild once the CDC starts to really test people.

Number got the coronavirus.

Number go down.

teacup
Dec 20, 2006

= M I L K E R S =
What website are people getting updates from? I’m on the worldometers website but for example someone said a bunch of new California cases they are not updated on that website yet.

Bananaquiter
Aug 20, 2008

Ron's not here.


The end of the world is in July according to that Idaho Mormon death cult so I guess I'll just pencil that into my calendar.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

teacup posted:

What website are people getting updates from? I’m on the worldometers website but for example someone said a bunch of new California cases they are not updated on that website yet.

Mostly from that BNO twitter dude.

Heres a secondary source.

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea...l3zNgyR&ampcf=1

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

teacup posted:

What website are people getting updates from? I’m on the worldometers website but for example someone said a bunch of new California cases they are not updated on that website yet.

There is only the 1 new case in CA, but its still an absolute mystery where she caught it from so we all expect there to be a bunch more cases hiding

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Bananaquiter posted:

The end of the world is in July according to that Idaho Mormon death cult so I guess I'll just pencil that into my calendar.

Is this the death cult that Idaho woman gave her kids to?

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

The Glumslinger posted:

There is only the 1 new case in CA, but its still an absolute mystery where she caught it from so we all expect there to be a bunch more cases hiding


About that...

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

There Bias Two posted:

About that...

I have a theory...

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1233141740548259846?s=21

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

MarcusSA posted:

The Economy is straight melting down.

Its about to get real wild once the CDC starts to really test people.

I got a long email from my investment firm to not panic. Lol I’ve never gotten one before from them.

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

The Pope is sick. Not necessarily coronavirus, but not necessarily not.

I think a runny nose is not a symptom of the Coronavirus. It may even be contraindicative. That having been said, this virus sure is full of surprises!

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

Burt Sexual posted:

I got a long email from my investment firm to not panic. Lol I’ve never gotten one before from them.

But did you panic

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

I got a long email from my investment firm to not panic. Lol I’ve never gotten one before from them.

Of course don’t panic it’s too late for all that.

Anyways I sent the warning flare up before this started.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
First day of purchasing back up apocalyptic food supplies.
After work going to an outlet type discount grocery store

Tomorrow is Costco

Will be curious to see how nutso it is in the stores. Since I don't want to buy snacky food that I will just eat and gain weight (which would totally happen) I will be shopping for hardcore prepper boring food.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

MarcusSA posted:

Of course don’t panic it’s too late for all that.

Anyways I sent the warning flare up before this started.

I remember neighbor. Also we both know its already here. :(

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
like it’s good to have emergency supplies in general but lol that an illness that would impact even the most unhealthy of goon minimally is what made that happen

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

like it’s good to have emergency supplies in general but lol that an illness that would impact even the most unhealthy of goon minimally is what made that happen

Yeah, I went and stocked up this morning, but I just bought the same kinds of things I would normally get, plus some extra rice and beans. I'm not planning to have enough to get through a societal collapse, but to have enough that if I get sick, I can continue to eat without having to expose other people.

Plus I'm in earthquake country anyways, so it never hurts to have a stocked pantry

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.foodservicedirect.com/hellmann-s-real-mayonnaise-drum-24-gallon-1-each-1221020.html

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
corona quarantine day 60

mixed the sardines with the beans. i call it 'sarbeans'. i finally feel sane

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
It was fun watching traders poo poo bricks for a little while, but this a bit much

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


I'm going to costco tomorrow to buy snacks and a big ol cheesecake to bring over to my friend's house while we all watch the AEW REVOLUTION ppv

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Friend in beer sales out there havin a little fun

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

teacup posted:

What website are people getting updates from? I’m on the worldometers website but for example someone said a bunch of new California cases they are not updated on that website yet.

This was posted earlier.
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

The Glumslinger posted:

Yeah, I went and stocked up this morning, but I just bought the same kinds of things I would normally get, plus some extra rice and beans. I'm not planning to have enough to get through a societal collapse, but to have enough that if I get sick, I can continue to eat without having to expose other people.

Plus I'm in earthquake country anyways, so it never hurts to have a stocked pantry

This is what I'm doing plus a huge amount of sardines

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

A Grand Egg posted:

U.S. Army Chemical Biologic Radioactive Nuclear Training
LOOOOL

Yo, I just was here to make friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWn6Lvjr-dY

Civilians would look like this: https://youtu.be/FU9COryOrOw

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Spinz posted:

First day of purchasing back up apocalyptic food supplies.
After work going to an outlet type discount grocery store

Tomorrow is Costco

Will be curious to see how nutso it is in the stores. Since I don't want to buy snacky food that I will just eat and gain weight (which would totally happen) I will be shopping for hardcore prepper boring food.

No kimchi, tons of people, some wearing masks but I'm near the Bothell quarantine.

coronavirus
Jan 27, 2020

by Cyrano4747

AKA Pseudonym posted:

It was fun watching traders poo poo bricks for a little while, but this a bit much

Thinking about moving a bunch of money out of bonds into mutual funds. Hard to resist everything down 10% and being at 6 month lows.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Friend in beer sales out there havin a little fun



It strikes me as a bad idea to be using medical equipment for jokes in anticipation of a scenario where there will likely be a shortage of said equipment.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

coronavirus posted:

Thinking about moving a bunch of money out of bonds into mutual funds. Hard to resist everything down 10% and being at 6 month lows.

You of all people (things?) know this isn’t the bottom.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

There Bias Two posted:

It strikes me as a bad idea to be using medical equipment for jokes in anticipation of a scenario where there will likely be a shortage of said equipment.

it’s not the same mask calm down lmao

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

There Bias Two posted:

It strikes me as a bad idea to be using medical equipment for jokes in anticipation of a scenario where there will likely be a shortage of said equipment.

those masks wouldn't do jack

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

it’s not the same mask calm down lmao

Oh good, thanks.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

cda posted:

Sitting here with my bidet like a boss

yeah im tp free bitch!! THIS virus-laden plume hole don't give a gently caress


this is my surprised face. look how surprised i am

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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




This coming week is going to be bananas.

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