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Lemniscate Blue posted:The Marine jokes just write themselves, don't they? They gonna need to because the Marines can’t.
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The only writing we do is in sharpie on shitter walls and piss in the sand
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How underwater on the finance is that guy, do you reckon?
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37% APR, balloon payment of $54k, where do I sign up?!?
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Feb 24, 2020 00:57
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stolen from the schadenfreude thread
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Carth Dookie posted:How underwater on the finance is that guy, do you reckon? Trick question. He stopped paying when the 6.0 blew up. Whatever it was worth, add $10k to fix the engine.
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canyoneer posted:hardest job in the army o7 I don't think my ankles could bear that much of a load to be fair.
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Scratch Monkey posted:Woodland? In 2020? It's more likely than you think.
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Maybe move the zipper up to cover up those veins.
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Godholio posted:Maybe move the zipper up to cover up those veins. Didn't quite get there, but was very close
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Scratch Monkey posted:Woodland? In 2020? Hey, if it's good enough for the Space Force...
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Liquid Communism posted:Hey, if it's good enough for the Space Force... That's dumb. They'll only be able to fight in the space woods.
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Omelette with Salsa, AKA the Bloody Lung Somehow flavorless and gag-inducing at the same time.
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The Navy isn't so big on restraining your seamen
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maffew buildings posted:The Navy isn't so big on restraining your seamen A warrant from the Theodore Roosevelt was just telling a story about their last port visit where they had to pay for the hotel pool filter repair due to all the condoms plugging it up.
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Were they actually using them as intended, or were marines blowing them up to have fencing matches poolside? betting on first one, then the other 
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I would have just been proud of my sailors having safe sex instead of a baby boom in 9 months.
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LingcodKilla posted:I would have just been proud of my sailors having safe sex instead of a baby boom in 9 months. Not emptyquoting.
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I have a friend that was adopted from Korea when she was like 2, she thinks her actual dad was a soldier and her mom was a prostitute. we met in the army 
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LingcodKilla posted:I would have just been proud of my sailors having safe sex instead of a baby boom in 9 months. All in the same pool, letting their floaters swim free after they're done. Actually you know what? I want the CO to mention how proud he is of them for that during the next commander's call.
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“Swimmers in the same pool” makes me think of the dwarf my soldiers in AK told me about. The story went that she was snuck into the barracks in a rucksack, somehow there’s a tricycle involved (riding it naked around the barracks, as one does), and that around half the company had a turn with her before they snuck her back out. Bonus: they told me she worked at Child/Youth Services on post if I ever wanted a turn
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Icon Of Sin posted:“Swimmers in the same pool” makes me think of the dwarf my soldiers in AK told me about. The story went that she was snuck into the barracks in a rucksack, somehow there’s a tricycle involved (riding it naked around the barracks, as one does), and that around half the company had a turn with her before they snuck her back out. Bonus: they told me she worked at Child/Youth Services on post if I ever wanted a turn The Aristocrats!
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Oh holy gently caress there's a few videos what a wild ride that is
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not caring here posted:Oh holy gently caress there's a few videos what a wild ride that is Assuming it’s real anyway, this guy seems to have a real dedication to recording what’s going on with it.
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I want to believe.
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If it's a setup then good on him because my wife and I laughed our asses off
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In all seriousness if you collect enough military idiot sex stories you could absolutely beat professional comedians in an Aristocrats competition.
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You know a problem is bad when you have to swear at it in two languages.
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EBB posted:You know a problem is bad when you have to swear at it in two languages. That stuck out immediately, could he be swiss?
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shame on an IGA posted:That stuck out immediately, could he be swiss? He's from Alsace-Lorraine, so basically a French-German hybrid
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