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Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

May I recommend an online casino ? Takes the guesswork out of it . If your modem starts coughing then you KNOW you’re hosed .

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owlhawk911
Nov 8, 2019

come chill with me, in byob

on the airplane to seattle, hearing lots of coughing and it's kinda spooky, none of the people coughing have masks but a couple scared-lookin nerds do. an old man in first class sneezed while i was walking past and everyone gave him the dirtiest look, the lady sitting next to him looked like she was about to cry

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/TravelGov/status/1236739608794275846

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

FlamingLiberal posted:

Look at that age range for the deaths reported in Italy today

https://twitter.com/ViralRNA/status/1236721791650934786

Boomergeddon whips scrote

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Burt Sexual posted:

Burt not go on death barge. Touching / licking slots and blackjack chips instead

Please go gamble with a bio suit or at least a face mask

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

owlhawk911 posted:

on the airplane to seattle, hearing lots of coughing and it's kinda spooky, none of the people coughing have masks but a couple scared-lookin nerds do. an old man in first class sneezed while i was walking past and everyone gave him the dirtiest look, the lady sitting next to him looked like she was about to cry

lol

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

owlhawk911 posted:

on the airplane to seattle, hearing lots of coughing and it's kinda spooky, none of the people coughing have masks but a couple scared-lookin nerds do. an old man in first class sneezed while i was walking past and everyone gave him the dirtiest look, the lady sitting next to him looked like she was about to cry

Airlines should probably be handing out masks to passengers, tbh. Not that they'd be much use on long haul flights where people are going to lift them to eat and drink.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

Burt not go on death barge. Touching / licking slots and blackjack chips instead

The mods hubris knows no bounds

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
can anyone who knows stuff about things translate the mumbo jumbo in this thread? it looks interesting but it makes no sense to me

https://twitter.com/KrutikaKuppalli/status/1236445813095542784

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm in SeaTac on a layover and got a dry throat which made me cough a little bit and everyone around me stared lol

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Bardeh posted:

can anyone who knows stuff about things translate the mumbo jumbo in this thread? it looks interesting but it makes no sense to me

https://twitter.com/KrutikaKuppalli/status/1236445813095542784

Basically they have really bad liGMa

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Holy poo poo

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Basically they have really bad liGMa

what is ligma

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I feel like Vegas is also a really poor choice.

Maybe camping?

NV really isn’t testing people...

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Jel Shaker posted:

what is ligma

It’s really an advanced form of Bofa

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

MarcusSA posted:

I feel like Vegas is also a really poor choice.

Maybe camping?

NV really isn’t testing people...

People should just stop going on vacation. Honestly worrying about a vacation in the middle of a global pandemic is the greatest example of privilege I can think of. Let me endanger people for my fun!

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I have a lot of wilderness backpacking booked for this summer.

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


MarcusSA posted:

I feel like Vegas is also a really poor choice.

Maybe camping?

NV really isn’t testing people...

Instead of a vacation in Vegas, just stay home for a month and play Fallout New Vegas.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




The Walrus posted:

I have a lot of wilderness backpacking booked for this summer.

At this rate, we all do.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Lolie posted:

Airlines should probably be handing out masks to passengers, tbh. Not that they'd be much use on long haul flights where people are going to lift them to eat and drink.

There's literally no masks left

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Yeah, people are being goddamn stupid. They want masks for getting groceries, but will cram themselves together at concerts and poo poo without a second thought.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Paul Revere 3000 posted:

Instead of a vacation in Vegas, just stay home for a month and play Fallout New Vegas.
Having been to real Vegas, playing FNV is way more enjoyable

Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love

There Bias Two posted:

People should just stop going on vacation. Honestly worrying about a vacation in the middle of a global pandemic is the greatest example of privilege I can think of. Let me endanger people for my fun!

Corona-chan is really opening my eyes to the true nature of some of my friends/relatives, it’s really like the 2016 election all over again. I have lung disease and the number of my supposed friends who tell me to my face that they don’t care enough to take precautions to avoid spreading the virus is astonishing. My boss has a cruise booked for April, he keeps whining to me about how he’s still going to go anyway DAMMIT, no matter what the fallout is. :sigh:

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

FlamingLiberal posted:

Look at that age range for the deaths reported in Italy today

https://twitter.com/ViralRNA/status/1236721791650934786

This is a weekly tally? Or cumulative?

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Pump Jockey posted:

Corona-chan is really opening my eyes to the true nature of some of my friends/relatives, it’s really like the 2016 election all over again. I have lung disease and the number of my supposed friends who tell me to my face that they don’t care enough to take precautions to avoid spreading the virus is astonishing. My boss has a cruise booked for April, he keeps whining to me about how he’s still going to go anyway DAMMIT, no matter what the fallout is. :sigh:

It's America dude it can't happen here

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Rinkles posted:

This is a weekly tally? Or cumulative?

its today, i think

Seph
Jul 12, 2004

Please look at this photo every time you support or defend war crimes. Thank you.

Rinkles posted:

This is a weekly tally? Or cumulative?

It's the most recent 133/366 deaths from today's update.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



FlamingLiberal posted:

Look at that age range for the deaths reported in Italy today

https://twitter.com/ViralRNA/status/1236721791650934786

it's not a perfect virus, but it's the best one we have

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

lofi posted:

Sure, I'm just referring to them as a visible metric of concern.

That doesn't make any sense

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Pump Jockey posted:

Corona-chan is really opening my eyes to the true nature of some of my friends/relatives, it’s really like the 2016 election all over again. I have lung disease and the number of my supposed friends who tell me to my face that they don’t care enough to take precautions to avoid spreading the virus is astonishing. My boss has a cruise booked for April, he keeps whining to me about how he’s still going to go anyway DAMMIT, no matter what the fallout is. :sigh:

Presumably you're at risk from anything respiratory, including the seasonal flu, meaning that coronavirus shouldn't be your only reason to be cautious about exposure to people who don't take infection control seriously.

While I don't think it's appropriate to expect people to cancel travel plans, I do think it's reasonable to refuse to be in physical proximity to those people for 14 days (at least) after they return.

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

I have empathy for the old and the weak, yes even the republicans. Let's try to save them.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Pump Jockey posted:

Corona-chan is really opening my eyes to the true nature of some of my friends/relatives, it’s really like the 2016 election all over again. I have lung disease and the number of my supposed friends who tell me to my face that they don’t care enough to take precautions to avoid spreading the virus is astonishing. My boss has a cruise booked for April, he keeps whining to me about how he’s still going to go anyway DAMMIT, no matter what the fallout is. :sigh:

Don’t be so selfish.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Pump Jockey posted:

Corona-chan is really opening my eyes to the true nature of some of my friends/relatives, it’s really like the 2016 election all over again. I have lung disease and the number of my supposed friends who tell me to my face that they don’t care enough to take precautions to avoid spreading the virus is astonishing. My boss has a cruise booked for April, he keeps whining to me about how he’s still going to go anyway DAMMIT, no matter what the fallout is. :sigh:

During H1N1 a family friend caught it and was induced into a coma in hospital. Everyone went to visit, but I refused because I had an absolute garbage immune system and even colds would result in an 8 week severe lung infection. They were so loving pissed off at me even though I was yelling at them that if I caught it I would definitely die and being in a hospital full of people confirmed to have it was way too risky, and hanging out for hours in the same small room as someone with it was insane.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
We just arrived in La Rosiere, a small ski station next to Italy where you can usually cross the border and go ski in La Thuile, but they have closed the pass to Italy today so we're confined to the French side.

I didn't expect this as it's not part of the quarantined regions and people can still cross the border in a car.

Hopefully we have a Switch, some board games and plenty of French cheese and Belgian beers so if we have to stay inside we won't die of boredom nor hunger.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
We only have 7 rolls of toilet paper though

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Burt Sexual posted:

They’re holding a ship off the coast of Florida now. Lol idk man

They should think of it as a free cruise extension!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


SpaceGoatFarts posted:

We only have 7 rolls of toilet paper though

But surely you have a bidet there?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

We just arrived in La Rosiere, a small ski station next to Italy where you can usually cross the border and go ski in La Thuile, but they have closed the pass to Italy today so we're confined to the French side.

I didn't expect this as it's not part of the quarantined regions and people can still cross the border in a car.

Hopefully we have a Switch, some board games and plenty of French cheese and Belgian beers so if we have to stay inside we won't die of boredom nor hunger.

Welcome to your new home for the next 6 months while the rest of the world tears itself apart in a panicked frenzy over poo poo tickets and squirty hand gel.

I need to consider buying shares in a medical supply company. Seems like this happens every couple years.

Seph
Jul 12, 2004

Please look at this photo every time you support or defend war crimes. Thank you.
Getting stranded in the French alps sounds pretty awesome actually

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Icept
Jul 11, 2001

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

We only have 7 rolls of toilet paper though

Dead man walking... posting?

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